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Alex Brownlee-Stokes

@fatpants.bsky.social
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Middle aged, overweight, balding.

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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 1h
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The Simpsons: Milhouse's Looking Glass Quote
ALT: The Simpsons: Milhouse's Looking Glass Quote
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 12h
And this moron is the supposed “cream” of the American Right.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 15h
Or real human interaction that may involve emotion.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Personally, I think it looks like a disaster on wheels. The front is unforgivable.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hot Rats is ace though.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks nothing like the goulash my Czech partner makes.
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Jack Mendel @mendeljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
‘Next stop, the gas chamber’: London bus adverts to be removed www.jewishnews.co.uk/next-stop-ga...
jewishnews.co.uk
‘Next stop, the gas chamber’: London bus adverts to be removed - Jewish News
EXCLUSIVE: TfL acts after Jewish passengers criticise vegan group’s campaign targeting methods used to slaughter pigs
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Huge levels of “nah, fuck that” that is for damn sure.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s a “positive step” making the greens even more unattractive to the voting public?
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ll leave it there. If you’ve got this far, thanks for reading. If you feel you can, please share. If you feel uncomfortable doing that, please like any posts that particularly spoke to you. If you feel uncomfortable doing THAT, then if we’re mutuals just DM me telling me you’ve read it. Thanks.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A few more hills in the Peak that’s for sure.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I read your thread yesterday and agree with its underlying premise that in order for rejoin to fly the nation needs to be all in. And based on the continued stream of lunacy the Telegraph pumps out that you highlight here almost every day, that all in consensus is a ways off.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm increasingly disillusioned with the (policy) ideas ecosystem in the UK - it seems like underlying (social) scientific research is less and less influential and there's increasing dominance of PR and pseudo-research.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I did TWF for A Level English Literature.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I met and interviewed Peter Speake-Marin a number of years ago now for the watch website Timezone.com, he’s a very knowledgeable and pleasant guy.
timezone.com
Homepage - TimeZone
the world's watch information source
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha, as a fan of all things Horology it creeps up on you for sure. One of my favourite is this one from the ISS. I had this watch for a number of years and did battery changes and cleaned it myself. youtu.be/YQVyQOZ1Ozw?...
youtu.be
Ep.21 Repairing a watch in microgravity aboard the ISS
YouTube video by spottyeez
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Philip Stafford @staffordphilip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"As far as I'm concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals into the biggest bin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly."
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sony’s brilliant WF1000XM5 are currently on offer at Amazon for £155 which is a bargain.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Arguably the best sounding F1 car ever.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍
mathew-owen.co.uk
Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester
Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nick Candy and Holly Valance. Britain’s most expensive house. A £265m sale. Usual consequence: £32m of stamp duty. But five small flats were included in the sale. By an extraordinary happy accident, that cut the tax by £18.5m. The curious sale of Nick Candy’s mansion A 🧵:
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone really, really needs to tell these people to get a life.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Two intellectual titans there, showing off their enormous brain capacity for us mere mortals to see.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tuesday sounds #MusicSky #ambient #whatsplaying
Screen shot of an album cover
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is no “your”, Joel, only “their’s”.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶Shalalalala🎶
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anyone involved in targeting RNLI volunteers is pond scum that needs to be thrown in prison.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A fan of The Shaggs I see.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I blame Brown for not telling that racist old bat she was a racist old bat.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 17/09/2026
I am trying to finish a book, and one of its themes is the conspiracy theorist takeover of major institutions. I really need to *finish it* so if RFK Jr could just stop so I don't have to keep going back over edits, that would be just *swell*. C'mon man.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What’s worrying is you read Sam Freedman’s tweets here about the impending US debt tsunami and you wonder is there anyone in the US who can stop it from happening, and then you see this idiot mentioning chemtrails and you can only conclude that as a species we’re fucked.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This seems bad:
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All this highlights how utterly shortsighted and moronic Brexit was.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Charlie Sheen #WINNING
ALT: Charlie Sheen #WINNING
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On a bus in Nottingham. The sun is shining, no A/C….
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This Is Fine Meme Dog
ALT: This Is Fine Meme Dog
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s not a real place and you’ll not convince me otherwise.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All the useful idiots then.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Would like to travel 500 years into the future and see if The Beatles are still as revered as they - rightly - are today.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Harbourne can fuck off.
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
well
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Of course not.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One thing about “legitimate concerns” or “legitimate arguments” is that the adjective is so vague and subjective outside of a legal context that it means nothing. Does anyone believe their opinions are illegitimate? I think it’s code for “don’t make me feel bad about this”
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Definitely getting last days of the empire feel with America at the moment, and if they don’t dive into civil war come 28/29 I feel whatever remains will resist the coming Chinese hegemony, so buckle up chumpers….
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drifted in and out of the interview and what I did hear sounded like an A Grade motorway pile up, with EB having to constantly say “no, you haven’t answered my question” while Kemi ranted on and on.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Top gif work, Sir.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hateful thing. How these were ever signed off into production is a mystery to me. Easily the worst car I’ve ever driven.
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Dr Stylite @columnist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*This* is also a national security issue.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve been to The Great Race three times and, if you adore race cars, I guarantee you’ll love it.
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Alex Brownlee-Stokes @fatpants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Proud RNLI member here. Those that abuse lifeboat crew are the scum of the earth.
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