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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃

@fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social
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Existing is exhausting. Film & physical media forever. FUCK ICE AND AI. Big fan of cats, movies, Godzilla, and basic fucking human decency and rights. Life partner to the lovely @motherofbeefcake.bsky.social

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my 🐐 John Carpenter 🥹
John Carpenter and moderator both sporting specs, sneakers, and ponytails. holding mics in front of a black screen. the mod is also wearing a baseball cap, a gray quarter zip, and khaki green pants. Carpenter is in full black (blazer, tee, jeans)big screen that reads, in white text on the left, "John Carpenter: Prince of Darkness / Assault on Precinct 13 / Guest Speaker: John Carpenter, Filmmaker / Monday September 28." on the right, a still photo from the film featuring Austin Stoker, Laurie Zimmer, and Darwin Joston.
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 18h
Sony is so bad at this. Wild.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Gaijin Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Japanese poster for THE BROTHER FROM ANOTHER PLANET (1984) Written, edited and directed by John Sayles - BOTD in 1950
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Critical Nostalgia @highway62.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Putting this out there and hoping it has some memetic stickiness. Start calling it SI. Simulated Intelligence. That's all it is. It's trying to appear as such. Can't ever be. It'll also make the technerds really mad.
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𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖘 @blackoutprincesses.neocities.org · 03/09/2026
Referring to shitposting as "being reshaped and remade on the anvil of Crom"
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 28/09/2026
NY Times: "Israel Has Taken Over More of Gaza Despite the Cease-Fire. The Israeli military has built new outposts and slowly encroached beyond the withdrawal line in Gaza." Life is hell for the displaced Gazans. They rely on our donations to survive. Please give to my dear friend. And to others. 🙏
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Help A Mother in Gaza Protect her Children
Hello, my name is Lucy and I've set up this campaign to rasie funds for my friend in Gaza, a mother who is relying on donations to provide for her family at the moment, and needs your help.
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James Beckett @kickthebeckett.com · 29/09/2026
No, SungWon is absolutely correct here. The insistence on sticking with the Japanese title when there is already a perfectly acceptable English one is utterly asinine. Nobody does this in Japanese literature, or film, or any other art form. It's just the anime nerds who insist on being obtuse.
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Bill Smiley @neokefka99.bsky.social · 19h
"Super Intelligence..."
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Robocop vs. ED-209: Iconic Robot Encounter
ALT: Robocop vs. ED-209: Iconic Robot Encounter
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 16h
A glorious mail day. Arrow keeps putting out the definitive releases of the Golden Princess titles, so I am sure that the ABT trilogy will also be excellent. I didn't know about The Guyver 2 fiasco until after ordering it. Oh well. It's so exciting to finally have a 4K of Riki-Oh.
My copies of Arrow's A Better Tomorrow trilogy, the Toy Robot release of The Guyver 2, and 88 Films' 4K release of Riki-Oh: The Story of Riki.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
finally some good news
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 27/09/2026
Oh cool… skywalker saga…
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Kylo Ren: Let the Past Die
Alt: Kylo Ren: Let the Past Die.
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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PULSE.7z @impulsar7z.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Your ol' pal Les McClaine @lesmcclaine.com · 27/09/2026
Star Wars is now as old as Frankenstein was when Star Wars came out. Imagine if they were still making Frankenstein sequels in 1980. No reboots, no new series, no Hammer. Universal was still making Frankenstein movies. He met the Gill Man. We were on like the ninth generation of mad scientists
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isaac Hayes & Kurt Russell on the set of ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981)
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Noir edition.
High and Low (1963)Blast of Silence (1961)The Big Heat (1953)Branded to Kill (1967)
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)Hard Boiled (1992)House (1977)The Devil's Backbone (2001)
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh Zaat, my beloved Zaat.
Poster for Zaat (1971).
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An October tradition for me.
Poster for A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014).
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another winner from @zandercannon.bsky.social. A genuinely unique take on this kind of story. Genuinely eerie and unsettling with excellent artwork and writing. One of my favorite horror comics in awhile. The last panel made me emotional in a good way.
My graphic novel copy of Sleep by Zander Cannon.
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Posters for The Evil Dead Trilogy.
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I barely needed to think about it.
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Full Video: Halli Naatu Song (Kannada) - RRR - NTR, Ram Charan | M M Keeravaani | SS Rajamouli
YouTube video by T-Series Kannada
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Godzilla Biollante: Behind the Scenes 1989
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Terence Lau @terencelau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This movie whips so hard, elements of Rebel Ridge, Con Air, O Brother, Sorcerer all in depression era Oregon.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
beyond delighted to share that I contributed an essay to this release
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#LetterboxdFriday I just saw The Weight earlier tonight and it's excellent. Prison On Fire is possibly the best prison movie that I have personally seen. Tremors remains perfect and the Arrow 4K is fantastic. A Colt Is My Passport is one I got to see on the big screen and yeah, it rules.
The Weight, Prison On Fire, Tremors, and A Colt Is My Passport.
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Sister Jill 🏳‍⚧ @sisterjill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stan Winston's original Predator face. To me this is the epitome of practical effects. I've never seen something quite so perfectly convincing as this anywhere else, rivaled only by the Xenomorph, but this still tops it to me. This just looks like a real fucking alien monster.
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Predator Holyshit
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Words Unravelled is very comforting and educational!
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The funniest sayings from around the world
YouTube video by Words Unravelled
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Muppet Christmas Carol The Muppet Show GonzoCookie Monster as Alastair Cookie.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It sucks that fake CGI monsters are more acceptable than fake practical monsters.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bi thread for Bi Visibility Day
Kate Bishop: They call me Kate Bishop because I'm always shopping for bis.
Kate Bishop: get it, because all my boyfriends are bisexual.
Eli Bradley: We used to date. Back when I used to actually be in books.
Kate Bishop: You've been off panel for basically decades at this point. You could've made out with thousands of dudes in that time.
Eli Bradley: I didn't, though.
Kate Bishop: Spoilsport.
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Curt&Courteous @mrtuden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So I was watching Jaws (1975) the other night and Cora hopped up on the TV stand LOL 🎥 🦈 💥
My cat's silhouette on the TV screen while Chief Brody from Jaws aims his rifle at the shark, but it looks like he's shooting Cora haha.A bloody explosion of the shark but it looks like my cat Cora instead LOL. She's just perfect by the way.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You must stop comparing Mitch McConnell to a turtle. Turtles have never done anything to deserve that.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Gremlins 3 Has Been Delayed” Well can you delay it some more?
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🎃Jacob, Father of Beefcake🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Introduce yourself with four starships.
The Milano, Guardians of the Galaxy.Starship Mechagodzilla, Starship Godzilla comic.Icarus II, Sunshine (2007).War Rocket Ajax, Flash Gordon (1980).
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 21/09/2026
The most fucked up thing about Lost Highway is Lynch cast Gary Busey and he was the most normal character in the movie.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
all comic book artists should be given a bazooka
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Grantasy Star IV: The End of the Sillynium @grantthethief.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bart’s scream😭
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Bill Smiley @neokefka99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Anyway, appreciate how the story of 28 YEARS LATER I & II is "the weirdo who's into heavy metal and skull art is nothing to be afraid of. the man child obsessed with stuff he watched as a kid though..."
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s John Woo’s birthday again. His actual birthday is May 1st 1946 but his passport & official records list it as September 22nd 1948. Go figure. Seen here with Billy Ray Cyrus, on the Achy Breaky Heart video shoot
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