your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 13/03/2025just saw a really bald man put honey mustard and mayo on an otherwise empty meatball sub and i got so upset about it i almost left the subway 000
your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 25/02/2025if i catch myself smiling at her texts one more time i’m throwing my phone into the sun 010
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Reposted by your lover, hayes 🇵🇸Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I am going thru it (still hot though) 611110
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 16/12/2024i’m shaving my head soon and i’m so worried i’m gonna have a fucked up looking head 100
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 29/11/2024just realized i forgot to apply for grad awards so anyway guess i’ll die 010
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 17/11/2024AHHHHH IM SO DRUNK AND SO GAY AND ALSO I LOVE MY FRIENDS 000