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@fartjoke.bsky.social
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lesbian, clown, jackass, energy drink connoisseur they/them

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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
just saw a really bald man put honey mustard and mayo on an otherwise empty meatball sub and i got so upset about it i almost left the subway
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
i look hot as fuck actually so it’s fine
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
if i catch myself smiling at her texts one more time i’m throwing my phone into the sun
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
every day trans people wake up and suffer the humiliation of having to fight for our human rights under the banner of a flag that looks like we got it at babies-r-us
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I am going thru it (still hot though)
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Emily Liu @emilyliu.me · 21/01/2025
everything happens so much
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
just saw 3 really fat fucking pigeons
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2025
"work family" are you out of your fucking mind
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
waterslide
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
i’m shaving my head soon and i’m so worried i’m gonna have a fucked up looking head
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
i’ve been sinning
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cate @buny.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
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Requiem Metal Podcast @requiemjason.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Bagels are just an excuse to eat a tub of cream cheese. That shit is in the kitchen calling me. I hear it
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
no black friday deals on buying a zoo. whats even the point
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
just realized i forgot to apply for grad awards so anyway guess i’ll die
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
ATOP A DARK HORSE, DA SKELTEON POINTS AT YOU ,YOU CANNOT REMOVE THE OBSERVER FROM THE OBSERVATION!!!!! CONSCISNESS IS ALL THAT EXIST'S IN THIS WRETCHED WORLD AND THE WORST PART OF IT IS THAT DA SHIT ON THE SOAP BOTTLE ALL TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE!!! WE LAGHED AT IT WHILE WE WERE TAKEN A SHOWER BUT DR BRONNER WAS RIGHT!!!!!!! A SOAP CYLINDER IS DA MOST HOLEY TEXT YOU WILL EVER READ IN THIS LIFE SO STAY SOAPEY MOTHER FUCKERS,,, AND DA TEXT SAYS "ALL EXPERIENCES ARE SUBJECTIVE, OBJECTIVITY IS A LIE WE TELL EACH OTHER, AND IT FUCKEN SUCK'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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tyler @tyler02.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
not my white ass in the corner in the spotlight losing my religion
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
just found out that one of my favourite songs is an ode to australian children’s television??? anyway stream soupe opera by playlunch
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
pussy so good it’s getting me out of bed before 7:00 am
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mandog 🐶 @mand0g.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i’m starting to think that some of you are gay :/
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
hey check this out *gets you*
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
arch budzar my beloved
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
HUUUUGE W
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
AHHHHH IM SO DRUNK AND SO GAY AND ALSO I LOVE MY FRIENDS
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
this is how i found out 😔✊
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your lover, hayes 🇵🇸 @fartjoke.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
omg twitter i missed you
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