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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 3h
Found it
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@pftompkins.bsky.social Can you help me improve my backhand
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
cnn.com
The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is great, but I have a serious question: what the fuck is an "exurb"?
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@gooffkings.bsky.social is this because you posted the Joey sex tape
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s fucking ridiculous that I have to go get stickers to open frozen blueberries.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Has Amelia Moreno officially made it? About damn time. Our Queen needs a bigger platform. Check out Guys: A Podcast About Guys, and also check out Amelia's socials for your latest news in human shit.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He is like LEGIT down to earth.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just want to say thank you for your service
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shoulda called Don Aaron. He woulda showed up with some perfect Stingray replacement parts from his own collection and smoothed things over with words and charm.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jesse just likes the guy because he also hates big boobs and too much sex.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If it's Mountain Dew Code Red then it's ok by me
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What if you have an xbox but no sweetie
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can we just call all of those people series regulars. Special Guests seems wrong.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@demilardner.bsky.social Can the 18 people who follow me please watch the new So You Wanna Win A Penis Pump? It is both funny and also high art. Legit great. Also please RT if you want to have sex with an ape.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Teaching at the Dragon Quest 14 Bar and Inn
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This profile of an affluent, pretty good looking, 38 year old guy in NYC who can’t find a partner even with a high-end matchmaker helping him breezes by what I suspect is the reason why: he’s a Republican
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Carpool guys who are trying to get toll exemptions AKA the traffic version of cheapy refunds.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People don't remember that John Dulles was a BUCKET. He was a problem in his day and gave Guatemala the work anytime they asked for it.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Stefan Heck lives in Victoria now? www.cp24.com/local/toront...
cp24.com
Child standing in seat and refusing a seatbelt cancels flight from Victoria, airline says
A flight from Victoria, B.C., to Toronto was cancelled Thursday after a parent and cabin crew failed to buckle a child’s seatbelt, leaving the remaining passengers stuck until Friday.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You have my sympathies. It looked nice from the outside.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Let's get down to brass tacks: what kinda jet power does that there toilet have? Toto Washlet C100? I must know.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That's Stefan if he grew his hair out
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@gooffkings.bsky.social did you know your producer is in deep with Lauren Boebert?
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
David Cross if he was a mark
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Dan O'Sullivan's hair and glasses look tight. Serious glow up.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Look we both agree Mike and JF are hysterical. But if you want actual useful information you gotta come to Farthammer.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@jessefarrar.com @yourkickstartersucks.com "Epstein's Mother" is a reference to Juan Epstein, from the show Welcome Back, Kotter. It was pretty popular in the 70s when JF and Mike were in their teens.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You a reuben guy or an italian guy or some kinda beef guy? Important question here.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Absolutely perverted t shirt, too. Guy is a creep.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If I wanted a diet draft I would have a friggin O'Douls
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
More like you push JF out then tell the chat he jumped
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 14/07/2026
Time keeps on sippin...into the future
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Make a Kahoot about it
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hillary Clinton's got a fat ass
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The problem with this one is it will rot in a few years.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My Jr High had a teacher slap the shit out of a kid and her punishment was a 1-day suspension from work. We had a kid bring a gun to school and went into lockdown for an hour. There were fights all the time. We still learned about all the things Ana apparently missed out on.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
ahh yeah here he comes, big K, Keir Starmer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The fuck are The A's?
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is sadly true. I know of podcasters who were in violence gangs during high school who now have $400 hoodies and 4,200 square foot apartments.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Only the most basic of us will discuss the politics of Disco Elysium or Cyberpunk 2077. Truly enlightened minds know the real story is Chrono Trigger's advanced mindset
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Just show the 2nd graders Twitch/GOK and they will be convinced
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@doughboys.bsky.social I have two tickets for tomorrow's show and came down with something after letting Mike nail my wife. Don't want them to go to waste. Anyone near San Jose want some tickets?
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ejecting Bryan from my private play room because he refuses to remove his virtual shoes from the bed before engaging with Bunny
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@doughboys.bsky.social I just bought tickets for San Jose in a few weeks. When I tried to buy one for my wife the website said 404 Not Found and called me a cuck. Please advise
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@stefanheck.bsky.social my wife said it
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Don't know why JF's so cynical about things. I JUST made it with labneh. My friends are just out of frame, making it with labneh too.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
For Obscuretube night, you should play GOK vidoes
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