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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I am back to consuming media nobody around me has to hear, because we can’t work from home all 2026 at my job anymore. Good to be back.
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The Cousins Karamazov
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Screenshot from Bojack Horseman where Diane is saying “I can’t believe this country hates women more than it loves guns.”
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I have learned the hard way why you never see gluten-free galakto-baklava… because it sucks. You need filo dough. There’s no way around it.
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I wish there was an iPhone setting called “I promise I know where an apostrophe is supposed to go; please stop auto-correcting me.”
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Dallas is the Midwest but with fire ants.
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Did NYC elect a normal person to be their mayor? That’s crazy. As a Chicago resident, I feel hope that someday we too can elect a normal person to be mayor.
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
how to stop feeling like dale from king of the hill all the time
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/06/2025
Another good reminder from today is that to win this we all need to get used to cooperating with people we sometimes find highly annoying
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Screenshot from KUWTK of Kourtney saying: Kim there’s people that are dying.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
A reason im not moved by the “don’t give the trump administration the pretext they’re looking for” is that we would not dare say that about any anti-authoritarian protest movement in literally any other country
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Dylan 🎃 SPOOKington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Read the scripture before you quote it.
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a woman wearing bunny ears and a nose mask says what is the tea
Alt: Azealia Banks apparently not being a girls girl or whatever?
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
hey for a split second i thought the past tense of "grab" was "grobe" thank you follow your dreams
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
My social class mobility dreams have come true. My husband did not knowing what a walking taco was until today.
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Joe Biden voice: Man, will you shut up?
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Asking the important questions.
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Texas weather is insane
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
You get extra drama points if you’ve gone to the ER for this but don’t go for serious illnesses.
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Nothing in my Upper-Midwest life could have prepared me to experience a dust storm in Chicago.
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ugh I’m getting so many of these
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/04/2025
My 401k Monday and Today.
Little girl before and after school.
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🌬️Doctrix Snow • NYC/FMTY @mistresssnowphd.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
yeeeeee jk rowling finally took the bait & replied to azealia banks on twitter 🍿
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
When people say, “date someone you have things in common with” that means values, vacation plans, and taste in TV/food. You don’t have to like the same stuff. In fact, my taste in music is terrible and I am relieved my husband doesn’t share it.
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Girl, I KNOW! Crying.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
We’re playing the long game ok. First I let him take all my important pieces. Then I drag my balls through broken glass and drive off a cliff
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👻Calvinboo Congress👻 @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Final scene from cabin in the woods
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
If you don’t know the words to Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn, you aren’t a millennial.
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Annual Fatigue Risk Management training is my least favorite, but at least I don’t have to do dangerous goods anymore.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Interracial marriage did not cross 50% approval in the US until 1996, when I was 30 years old. Good political messaging drives opinion, it doesn't follow it.
Screen grab of Twitter post my pundit Matt Yglesias saying that California governor Newsom is not only correct on merit to oppose trans athletes, but that it's bizarre to see the Democratic party line up on an issue that is opposed 70-30.
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A Mule With A Spinning Wheel @madjaymilton.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Guys, don’t check the news today. It is awful.
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Parkinson’s is just ADHD for old people send tweet
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Me carrying 5 empty cans to the recycling when I stop being too depressed to function: maybe I’m not neurotypical
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
For those of you wondering how something like these plane crashes can happen: imagine you are short-staffed every day and then your boss’s weird friend fires all the new hires who were supposed to backfill the temporary assignment in Philly you have been on for months.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Are we feeling catatonic or despondent today?
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Nothing like talking about how anxious all these plane crashes have been making me in therapy and logging out to see my old airline flipped a regional jet.
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
There has never been this many commercial aviation events in such a short period of time. The last time a commercial airliner went down was in ‘09.
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Lotta people not understanding FAA regulations being tied to the carrier and not the arrival country lol.
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
NOT ENDEAVOR OMFG
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The higher the ponytail, the smoother the brain
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
To the tune of “Freak on a Leash” by Korn:
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
You can’t do a Nixon three weeks in your 2nd term; you have to wait at least 6 months, traditionally.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
unfortunately you do have to hand it to the federalist society scalia clerk
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Why do we support the Kennedys? it’s like they’re the royal family but Appalachian (derogatory)
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Indoor Wife 💐 @fartcamp.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Oh cool, we’re all fucked.
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
the dog house on fire with an i voted sticker saying “they can’t do this it’s illegal”
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