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Dylan Harrington

@kindofahugedyl.bsky.social
6.3K followers 1.4K following 11K posts

📍 Philly, but frequently elsewhere. Here for a long time, not a good time.

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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if the foundations of The Beast’s castle were also former servants and when true love broke the curse the whole structure came crumbling down? Is that something?
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Literally HOW did this sketch not make it to air??
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Young Rell's Crew - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If someone hasn’t played a Pokémon game since Red/Blue in the 90s, do you think there’s any point diving back in? If yes, where would you have them start?
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not sure how significant it is but each of these albums came into my life before the streaming era became ubiquitous. I was also (arguably) a child for each one with more time and more curiosity.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My favorite thing about living in a not-quite-gentrified neighborhood is that I can leave anything on the curb and it will disappear. And not just small things! Carried down a scratched coffee table that wasn’t moving on fb marketplace and it vanished by the time I got back from lunch.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know NYC was all in on the knicks this year but opening SNL season 52 with a sports host was a bold choice. Seasons should always open and close with a bonafide banger of a host and that is rarely someone whose biggest skills are on the court/field.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I truly do not understand how someone reconciles the cognitive dissonance required to be right wing and an X-Men fan, a Star Trek fan, or a Christian.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The beginning of this week was gonna be my chance to get back to the gym after a marathon of work trips before my parents come to visit but instead I decided to get my flu shot and covid booster and now I don’t want to move.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As it turns out, “chemical castration” does not refer to the use of lye and other acids to disable a man’s reproductive organs. How disappointing.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Has anyone stopped to consider that “gay death” at age 30 might be an actual thing? Have I been a zombie for the past decade? It would explain so much.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TAYDOLF?!??? Sorry to post like a Gen Z but I cannotttttttttt with that
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A new book era begins
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Fruit Fly” was a delight all the way through. Really satisfying and unsettling ending. I can’t believe it was a debut. Bravo, Josh Silver.
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 27/09/2026
a few weeks ago i saw a post that said "im not smart enough to be surrounded by so many people dumber than me" and it crosses my mind more frequently than i could have ever predicted
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of my coworkers was catching me up on DWTS yesterday and she mentioned that one of the contestants is a paraplegic. It was this guy – 2x ParaLYMPIAN Ezra French.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This whole iced coffee debate has been raging over on threads. I shudder to think the numbers this is going on LinkedIn. These little corporate culture/obedience checks are exhausting. It’s a caffeinated beverage – why are we acting like the candidate walked in topless?
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My 9 most influential video games. Most of these I wouldn’t replay but each of them taught me something new about what a video game could be.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Put this picture of me holding the last bell pepper of the season on my regular old IG story and some mutual I’ve never spoken to before replied with “damn. I bet you’re so hung.” Like, shoot your shot but maybe also read a room? This is a produce post.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All this hubbub over the new Fire Emblem game for switch 2 inspired me to finally buy an older one (Three Houses) for my OG switch and I’m kicking myself for not discovering this series sooner. It’s like Final Fantasy Tactics on speed!
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What do I like to do for fun??What the fuck kind of question is that?!?! Sick freak. There’s something wrong with you.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay…I googled and a bunch of people on Reddit have been complaining about this trend for years. The general consensus is that clout chasing is to blame. You lead with the nicer photo to get the clicks. I’d be so okay with this if people committed to informative captions again.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Funny story. I’m friends with both @paris-stilton.bsky.social and his husband on IG. Came across a pic of the husband’s bulge on the stories and, assuming Will posted it, replied “yeah, yeah we get it - your husband’s dick is enormous.” Reader, it was the husband’s account.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve noticed an IG trend lately where people will post a fitness transformation pic and put the before pic ON THE RIGHT. Why are we doing this??? Did you gain a lot of muscle or lose a lot of weight?? I don’t actually know you or what you look like! Help!!!
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Told a friend yesterday that I was gonna start growing my hair back out and he said “thank god” so if you don’t see my 22yo bb girl Sean around Philadelphia anymore, that’s why.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Deceased. Don’t revive me.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s always two dumb bitch LLMs telling each other “exactlyyyy”
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sightseeing
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am six foot one, in case anyone was wondering. This reminds me of the time I assumed @thomcb88.bsky.social was 6’3”.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s so clear that all you tiny tots crying homophobia at any inseam longer than 5” have never experienced having long legs. I finally looked when passing a full-length mirror after rocking 5” shorts all summer and y’all – they are not for me. The silhouette is off with that much leg going on.
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Krishnanand Kelkar @kriskelkar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI really making a case for the Amish’s moral condemnation of technology
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Of course I get sick over my biggest stretch of days off this month. Was planning on hitting the gym heavy but my sinuses are going insane.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OR do things like me and shut the entire establishment down.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just heard a clip from Ariana Madix’s first curtain call in “Just in Time” on Broadway and she sounds so great for a drunk cousin hijacking the karaoke machine at a wedding reception.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This was an incredibly fun read. Every single character makes you want to slap them at times for different reasons and it moves quickly. My only qualm is that, like many pieces of art released in 2021, it needlessly incorporated the pandemic at the end.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Earlier today someone asked me if I was working as a flight attendant on 9/11/2001. I was 15.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mother monster has apparently obtained a child?
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sorry but this foldable iPhone is just so annoying to me. It’s reheated nachos disguised as (gratuitous) innovation. We’ve reached the pinnacle of phone. You did it. You can stop fucking around now.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s just about time to start packing a light jacket in my suitcase. Every season turn turn turn and whatnot but I am not looking forward to being chilly.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve either worked or done something social every single day for the past 3 weeks and the pattern will continue into the middle of next week. When is a lazy bitch supposed to be lazy?
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
London once again be London-ing
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
CRABS NACHOS FRIEND
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I will never cease to be astounded at the way certain gays on this platform can draft a horny reply to literally anything. Read the room? No, thank you! They’re too busy gooning.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If I read another comment saying “this feels extreme! Why didn’t they use handcuffs??” I’m going to lose my mind. That yellow stuff around his hands? Those are handcuffs. They’re good for restraining hands but an angry person still has the rest of their body they can use to attack you.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Assassin’s Creed: Shadows is beautiful to look at but the plot is SO dull – and yet, due to UbiSoft and their maps full of seemingly endless tasks to complete, I cannot put the game down. I’m slogging through it out of obligation and they’re not even paying me.
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i know it's different for everyone but in my mind there are "dads" (gays who embody certain dad-like qualities in a whimsical, fun, and relatable way) and there are "dads" (gays who grew a mustache and figured that's all it takes)
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Okay, so your weight is exactly the same but you look so much slimmer. Is that all muscle? You been lifting?” Why, yes, hot doctor with the biceps. Yes, I have.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trans Wrongs, exhibit A:
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Currently reading “Apples Never Fall” by Liane Moriarty, which I was only familiar with via a very American TV adaptation I didn’t watch and it turns out the story in the novel takes place in Australia and so does “Big Little Lies.” Now all I can think about is this scream in an Aussie accent.
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Dylan Harrington @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m so glad “Adults” came back for a second season and while I’d rather have 8 episodes of gold than 18 episodes of mid, these are characters I want to hang out with for a full sitcom season!
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