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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her)

@fanniespanker.com
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🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈✡️ but dismantle 🇮🇱 My ACAB kinky erotic poly detective romance is downloadable FREE on fanniespanker.com & fannie-spanker.itch.io/hardboiled-whore ! Author of camp smut. Bipolar, ADHD, anxious, ger tzadik, anti-Zionist, aegosexual. Please, minors, DNI.

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Rambling_Chantrix @rambling.chantrix.org · 29/06/2026
Only 2 days left to pick up the Queer Adult Collection #itch #bundle — itch.io/b/3709/the-q... There's some really great stuff in here. I'll say more about it in replies, but the short version is: it's 33 things for $20 and it all goes to queer artists, many of whom could really use your support.
logo for the queer adult collection, a coop itch bundle featuring books games and more from queer creators. it's just the name of the bundle in rainbow lettering with pink hearts and a white androgyny symbol
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Rambling_Chantrix @rambling.chantrix.org · 29/06/2026
You'll get my extremely queer, funny, sexy, sad, and uplifting book about finding meaning and love in dark times. "The best grasp of first person narration that I've ever read," says one of my favorite writers. Features demons trying to be human and vice versa. Also lots of trans egg shit. 🏳️‍⚧️😈🦊
cover of book Sad Porn about the End of the World by Rambling Chantrix. pale orange view of the sun setting over a flooded SF Bay Area. In the foreground, a couple sit in camping chairs framed by trees
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Rambling_Chantrix @rambling.chantrix.org · 29/06/2026
You'll get @anakidd.bsky.social's hot & freaky plant sex horror story Doce Drosera. It'll get under your skin and fuck you up. 🌹🦑💕
cover of Anita's story Doce Drosera, art by Clara, red letters "Doce Drosera" against a trippy multicolored image of plant tendrils against brown skin
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Rambling_Chantrix @rambling.chantrix.org · 29/06/2026
You'll get @fanniespanker.com's extremely sexy, funny, and thrilling detective story. If you've ever wanted a noir that says ACAB and also "let the furries breed," well, this is what you've been waiting for. Bonus points for how it handles addiction, mental health, ghosts, and... justice philosophy?
Cover of Fannie Spanker's book Hardboiled Whore. The title in magenta letters over an illustration of series protagonist Andrea Bachman in a dark purple dress holding a gun
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anita@escrevendo gays 🌈 @anakidd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
we're reaching the end of june, that means you have 12 DAYS to purchase The Queer Adult Collection and fill your library with 33 awesome indie queer works 🫵 books, games, ttrpgs, and everything for $20! 📢📚 link here: itch.io/b/3709/the-q...
logo for WaywardVoidGod's Queer Adult Collection 2026 bundle, an itch.io coop bundle of games, books, and more by queer artists for queer audiences. The word "Queer" is bubbly and rainbow colored, "Adult Collection" is in pink and framed by hearts. "2026" and "Bundle" are in white with an androgyny symbol in between
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Rambling_Chantrix @rambling.chantrix.org · 04/06/2026
Did you know that @fanniespanker.com wrote a thriller about cop deprogramming & sex work full of steamy bangin', brilliant poetry, and Jewish philosophy? No? WELL. Hardboiled Whore is amazing, and you can get it in this bundle with 32 other cool queer books, games, and more! itch.io/b/3709/the-q...
Cover art for book Hardboiled Whore by author Fannie Spanker. Tagline "She wanted to sell her soul to become a detective... She sold her body instead." Depicts the MC Andrea Bachman in a purple dress, holding a gun, in front of a backdrop of a hotel.
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"No matter how you feel about ketamine, its use is growing more widespread and it's important that educators understand how they could integrate it as a tool in their classrooms"
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
do woman-presenting AMAB agenderfluid gnc folk who wear suits as often as they wear dresses count as "trans men"?
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
(except for, y'know, the fact that these particular glasses have a million capitalism-induced privacy problems associated with them. much better to have something open source...)
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
how about forming strong connections and receiving egalitarian treatment?
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
yep. with a world navy, the united nations space command.
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Zachary Levenson @grundrza.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Florida’s Board of Governors is made up of “political appointees from the business world, from insurance executives to roofing contractors, who are dictating how professors must teach their courses and even providing state-created textbooks for doing so.” My new piece in @truthout.bsky.social
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
and the masterchief is from the planet eridanus, raised/indoctrinated/trained on the planet reach, and employed/owned by the unified earth government, not the united states
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
ofc those pervert glasses would come in pretty handy when you're recording law enforcement. cops have no way of knowing whether the camera is rolling, and justifying the seizure of a pair of eyeglasses (assuming they're prescription) is (slightly) more complicated than the seizure of a phone.
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
my recent flurry of self-promotion is not apropos of nought; the sizzling new cover for Hardboiled Whore (my erotic crime novel I won't shut up about) brought to you by the talented @dirkhooper.bsky.social, has debuted on fanniespanker.com; I'm very excited, enough to log back into bsky to share it.
The front cover illustration for the novel Hardboiled Whore, featuring the protagonist—a fluffy redhead lady—in a tight black dress, fishnets, and a cat ear headband, posing with a pistol (like a badass with good trigger discipline) in front of a neon-illuminated sign reading "Torrey Pines Hotel".
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George @hannahtempler.com · 06/03/2026
move slow and repair things
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
why are you asking for a refund when you could be asking for overtime?
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Judging from the prose, the Pentagon appears to be using AI to announce the death of soldiers. If it’s not AI, it’s a person who simply does not care.
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
each of these statements is true, both independently as well as together.
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Dani Fiend 👹 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
“What is a woman?” 1. A person’s gender is completely irrelevant except to themself, their close friends and family, & sometimes their doctor 2. A woman is who she says she is
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Proloe 🌙🧚‍♀️ Very Fairy Vtuber @proloe.gay · 28/02/2026
I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/03/2026
I definitely feel like I was told what my gender meant to me when I was a kid at church, and I was also not that version of cisgender, either. We have a number of versions of cisgender, not just one.
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
so I'm developing this impression that American southerners look down on cultures who have a tendency not to greet every person whose path they cross? is that correct?
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
i heard from a talking dog who heard from their estranged cousin who heard from a hallucination of elong musk that tesla plans to prevent muskmobile owners from letting others drive their cars unless they pay a monthly subscription. this is not a malicious rumor designed to make tesla sound bad,
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 06/03/2026
Electric Vehicles xkcd.com/3214/
Comic. [Person 1 talking to a person with shoulder-length hair and a person with a white hat.] PERSON 1: I would never get an electric vehicle. Sure, they sound great, but what do you do if the battery runs out of charge? [caption] I felt pretty silly when someone finally explained tome that EVs are rechargeable.
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
has anyone ever laughed at something that was perfectly joke-shaped with strong setup and a pithy punchline, but its unpleasant on the inside like a piñata full of mustard gas?
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Natalie Bennett @nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
"Each culture had their own complex culinary traditions." Let's say it again: they were just as smart, as innovative and creative as we are. #Unlearn ideas of "primitive life" phys.org/news/2026-03...
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Charred pot residues reveal prehistoric Europeans' surprisingly complex cuisines
Thousands of years ago, European communities used a variety of plant and animal products to create elaborate meals, according to a study published in the open-access journal PLOS One by Lara González ...
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🏰meg⚔️ @impavid.us · 06/03/2026
Boobie mousepad of shirtless Al but it's just a normal completely flat mousepad. Is this anything
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
(which is a sneaky way of saying "such as Hardboiled Whore, available on fanniespanker.com ")
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Fannie Spanker Online
The public-facing web pages of budding erotica author Fannie Spanker, providing access to her fiction both online and downloadable as EPUB ebooks.
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
read queer bdsm erotica about praxis in institutional reform and community reparation
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Lounge Lizards 🇨🇦 🍁 @colin-dawny.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Bahahaha. 😁😏 #DJT #DJ6T #FDJ6T #PantsOnFireDJ6T
Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
since disability sent me into retirement i've gone from staying up until 2 am to going to bed by 9 pm.
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zellieimani.bsky.social @zellieimani.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What I’ve learned is that bedtime procrastination isn’t about not being tired. It’s about clinging to the only hours that still feel like they belong to you.
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
that would be very much appreciated!
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 05/03/2026
Bernard LaFayette, the advance man who did the risky groundwork for the voter registration campaign in Selma, Alabama, that culminated in the passage of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, has died.
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Bernard LaFayette, Selma voting rights organizer, has died
Voting rights organizer Bernard LaFayette has died. LaFayette's son says his father died Thursday morning of a heart attack. He was 85.
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
shit, i forgot to mention that the book and its cast of characters is extremely queer. so if you're into queer polyamorous erotic thrillers about redemption and fighting fascism, I've got 600 pages you'll gobble up before you can realize that paper isn't edible.
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Aasa T 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @rosgakori.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Anyways.
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
your cover is the chief impetus for my sudden rash of self-promotion :)
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
if the premise of an ex-cop making amends for her complicity in the corrupt & abusive right hand of capitalism so that she can rescue a much-admired leader of her community's antifascist movement (while building a kinky polycule of allies) interests you… you'll enjoy Hardboiled Whore.
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
christ almighty
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
In the 70s people really just set out a bowl of unshelled nuts like this and said "enjoy" (right before the orgy)
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The greatest achievement you can make as an artist in any field is creating a monster people wanna fuck
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
the novel in question, Hardboiled Whore, is a politically charged erotic-romantic crime novel about an ex-cop trying her best to redeem herself in the eyes of the antifascist sex workers whose help she needs in order to find her city's leading activist. it's available on fanniespanker.com for free.
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Fannie Spanker Online
The public-facing web pages of budding erotica author Fannie Spanker, providing access to her fiction both online and downloadable as EPUB ebooks.
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
yeah :(
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