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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her)

@fanniespanker.com
1.2K followers 2K following 471 posts

🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈✡️ but dismantle 🇮🇱 My ACAB kinky erotic poly detective romance is downloadable FREE on fanniespanker.com & fannie-spanker.itch.io/hardboiled-whore ! Author of camp smut. Bipolar, ADHD, anxious, ger tzadik, anti-Zionist, aegosexual. Please, minors, DNI.

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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 06/03/2026
my recent flurry of self-promotion is not apropos of nought; the sizzling new cover for Hardboiled Whore (my erotic crime novel I won't shut up about) brought to you by the talented @dirkhooper.bsky.social, has debuted on fanniespanker.com; I'm very excited, enough to log back into bsky to share it.
The front cover illustration for the novel Hardboiled Whore, featuring the protagonist—a fluffy redhead lady—in a tight black dress, fishnets, and a cat ear headband, posing with a pistol (like a badass with good trigger discipline) in front of a neon-illuminated sign reading "Torrey Pines Hotel".
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Fannie Spanker, author (she/her) @fanniespanker.com · 14/06/2025
stolen from @darkroigh.bsky.social 1 top/little spoon 2 big dicks, muscles, tallness, wrinkles, grey or greying hair 3 anywhere from 3 minutes to 30 4 cervix (yes, really) 5 look like Peter Falk 6 as a virgin, 3 hours straight; now, twice a day 7 cowgirl or being tied up
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repost and answer with your OCs
1. WHat's their position in bed? (top, bottom, vers, sub, dom, etc.)
2. What turns them on/off?
3. How long does it take for them to climax?
4. Most sensitive parts of their body?
5. Easiest way to seduce them?
6. How often do they masturbate?
7. What's their favorite position?
8. How did they lose their virginity?
9. Favorite place to have sex?
10. Ever been caught having sex or masturbating?
11. Are they loud or quiet?
12. Do they own any sex toys?
13. Do they prefer giving or receiving?
14. How often do they have sex?
15. Their biggest sexual desire?
16. What's the best term to describe your OC sexually?
17. Their bra or dick size?
18. What do they think about when they masturbate?
19. What's their sexual orientation?
20. What's their favorite thing to do sex-wise?
21. Weirdest place they've had sex?
22. Their favorite place on the body to be kissed?
23. Worst sex experience?
24. Have they ever orgasmed more than once in one go?
25. How often do they think about having sex?
26. Are they self-conscious about any part of their body?
27. How long does sex normally last with them?
28. Are they serious during sex or do they like to laugh?
29. Wild-card. Give us a fun fact!
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