Reposted by thefbmJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8hif you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off 181334109
Reposted by thefbmheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 8hshe blow on my jon til i order the shooting star [takes off glasses, sits backwards on chair] kids under no circumstances should you take others work and then obsfucate their credit after poisoning all those relationships with far right politics for years 423238
Reposted by thefbmheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 11hall the ai guys are automating talking to their wife and children so they can spend more time doing valuable work and then their work is spreadsheets. not even the useful ones 546369
Reposted by thefbmDevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 7hmessage to red sector your mega demo is - totally mega cool. we all love vector balls 021
Reposted by thefbmBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Me, trying to make small talk with Ishmael about his podcast 161076115
Reposted by thefbmBoo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I swear that anyone who posts video from this will be blocked. 3438
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every time I see a variant of this I'm reminded The Secret of Monkey Island had an MSRP of $59.95 1150
Reposted by thefbmPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/10/2026bezos getting a big HGH head and animorphing into dana white is very funny to me 1450636
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'll always remember hearing this for the first time and thinking it was a weird remix of cotton eye joe, in retrospect spiritually true even if not literally 010
Reposted by thefbmheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/10/2026i need to see the series of succession that is clearly going on between sony’s anime executives becuase what the hell lmao 413217
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is genuinely one of the dumbest images I've ever seen, genuinely indistinguishable from what a random YouTube or forum poster would create minus the red arrows 092
Reposted by thefbmColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026superman could absolutely have a tight 5 without even going blue ready before batman does 3684
Reposted by thefbmTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY. 6223061694
Reposted by thefbmRPGamer @rpgamer.com · 08/10/2026RPGamer is pleased to be sponsoring our very first speedrunning charity marathon! Not familiar with speedrunning? Tune in tomorrow and find out more about how it works ;) 03217
Reposted by thefbmGideon Zhi @aeongenesis.net · 08/10/2026AGTP Progress Update for Project srwalpha ~ Statement on recent AI projects Link: aeongenesis.net/news?date=2026-10-0… 23177100
Reposted by thefbmTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i bet it would be fun to run one of those youtube channels that tries to squeeze regular animal crossing news from a stone but for something that's not even popular like Bug! for sega saturn. i feel like doing Bug! clickbait for no one would be a good mental exercise like writing essays in school 47612
Reposted by thefbmTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026as the creator of the overused and misused term "surf dracula" i have to say that metaphorically, count dracula is my personal frankenstein's monster 329160
Reposted by thefbmheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/11/2025naruto villain: now that i’ve finally killed 10,000 babies i can combine my genocide jutsu with my racism eye and create a super racist genocide no jutsu!!!!!! naruto villain after his backstory flashback: i need a hug. i’m sad. i didn’t mean it. i’m a wittle guy. i’m sorry 15650138
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Like I didn't expect more given Capcom and the rest of the series but it is an actually interesting idea they squander for the most part 0100
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah, definitely went too far in the other direction on that one 130
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And weirdly tied into the genji and heike but taking place hundreds of years later. I'm torn between they assumed it was uninteresting to a global audience or they were focused on a domestic one that would already be at least somewhat aware of what they were doing 190
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Her introducing herself as the author of Genji Monogatari and saying you should read it was so bizarre I kinda loved it 1200
Reposted by thefbmvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026pac-man characters and logo style guide, excerpt (1992) archive.org/details/pacm... 513536
Reposted by thefbmheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan. 5155761322
Reposted by thefbmBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s so funny to call the Transformers franchise cult movies. Just an offbeat little weird thing people are into, 300 million dollar Michael Bay movies. 4966647
Reposted by thefbmJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026free movie night tonight! VENTURA VS. RYAN starts streaming at 9 pm eastern tonight and will run about 1 hour, 20 minutes. why watch playoff baseball when you can watch a documentary about decades-old regular season baseball www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...youtube.comROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYANYouTube video by Secret Base 723224
Reposted by thefbmTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if the star trek preschool show is any indication, i assume this will cause extremely funny arguments among wiki editors 518337
Reposted by thefbmjam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026(scientist whose job it is to name newly discovered pokemon) I think I am just gonna name this one the thing it says 0879207
Reposted by thefbmJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious 4115497
Reposted by thefbmheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 05/10/2026there’s a world where disney do understand this and put every comic on an app for free day one and use shonen jump style popularity tracking to decide what movies to make and it would a) destroy the comics industry overnight and b) obviously make them way more money in the long run 519512
Reposted by thefbmheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 05/10/2026every time i see anything marvel comics are doing i remain shocked that for some reason they are being ran as a company whose purpose is to make money even though they are functionally an R&D division. but it’s good because when disney realise this its over for comics 524819
Reposted by thefbmTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pinball machines used to be outlawed because they looked too much like gambling. 402331430
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's a great album, but yeah i don't really blame you 110
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pretty Hate Machine is somehow the first album I ever bought 140
Reposted by thefbmTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️ 2219021697
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The average American is too disengaged to care about political ends so it really is down to having the right demagogue and all his understudies have had basically no national appeal 220
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of the most "this person has never seen what they are using as an example" I had ever seen to that point. Still ranks pretty highly just for the absurdity of the source 010
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I once had to read and respond to an essay, for a middle school standardized test of all things, that encouraged young readers to not always give stories a standard "the hero wins the big game" type ending... like Rocky. Even as a child who had not seen the film I knew that wasn't right. 110
Reposted by thefbmPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026RAHM EMANUEL: (Trying and failing to get positive attention without reminding anybody of all the bad stuff about him) Ethics, 920619
Reposted by thefbmNeal Ronaghan @nron10.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Remember when Xbox announced a new game from this studio in June for 2027 and then almost immediately announced they were trying to sell them? And now they’re basically getting shut down? That all happened in 4 months. 2186
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Like Likes and Wallmasters in Ocarina of Time deeply upset me for reasons I to this day can't put my finger on 051
thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm not the greatest but I'd be happy to help look through docs and try to help you get things figured out 110
Reposted by thefbmheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 05/10/2026ion storm: it’s the big purple goo that kills you if you touch it me, an idiot child: fuck ahhh no i don’t wanna get killed by touching the purple goo 4945