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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8h
if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 8h
she blow on my jon til i order the shooting star [takes off glasses, sits backwards on chair] kids under no circumstances should you take others work and then obsfucate their credit after poisoning all those relationships with far right politics for years
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 11h
all the ai guys are automating talking to their wife and children so they can spend more time doing valuable work and then their work is spreadsheets. not even the useful ones
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DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 7h
message to red sector your mega demo is - totally mega cool. we all love vector balls
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 8h
Dangerous levels of Glup Shitto
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me, trying to make small talk with Ishmael about his podcast
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I swear that anyone who posts video from this will be blocked.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh it's way funnier in game for that reason yeah
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thicc Slenderman and I don't think it's super close
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every time I see a variant of this I'm reminded The Secret of Monkey Island had an MSRP of $59.95
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/10/2026
bezos getting a big HGH head and animorphing into dana white is very funny to me
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'll always remember hearing this for the first time and thinking it was a weird remix of cotton eye joe, in retrospect spiritually true even if not literally
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/10/2026
i need to see the series of succession that is clearly going on between sony’s anime executives becuase what the hell lmao
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is genuinely one of the dumbest images I've ever seen, genuinely indistinguishable from what a random YouTube or forum poster would create minus the red arrows
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
superman could absolutely have a tight 5 without even going blue ready before batman does
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY.
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RPGamer @rpgamer.com · 08/10/2026
RPGamer is pleased to be sponsoring our very first speedrunning charity marathon! Not familiar with speedrunning? Tune in tomorrow and find out more about how it works ;)
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Gideon Zhi @aeongenesis.net · 08/10/2026
AGTP Progress Update for Project srwalpha ~ Statement on recent AI projects Link: aeongenesis.net/news?date=2026-10-0…
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i bet it would be fun to run one of those youtube channels that tries to squeeze regular animal crossing news from a stone but for something that's not even popular like Bug! for sega saturn. i feel like doing Bug! clickbait for no one would be a good mental exercise like writing essays in school
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
as the creator of the overused and misused term "surf dracula" i have to say that metaphorically, count dracula is my personal frankenstein's monster
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/11/2025
naruto villain: now that i’ve finally killed 10,000 babies i can combine my genocide jutsu with my racism eye and create a super racist genocide no jutsu!!!!!! naruto villain after his backstory flashback: i need a hug. i’m sad. i didn’t mean it. i’m a wittle guy. i’m sorry
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like I didn't expect more given Capcom and the rest of the series but it is an actually interesting idea they squander for the most part
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, definitely went too far in the other direction on that one
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And weirdly tied into the genji and heike but taking place hundreds of years later. I'm torn between they assumed it was uninteresting to a global audience or they were focused on a domestic one that would already be at least somewhat aware of what they were doing
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Her introducing herself as the author of Genji Monogatari and saying you should read it was so bizarre I kinda loved it
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pac-man characters and logo style guide, excerpt (1992) archive.org/details/pacm...
text:
to ensure consistency of the use of these characters, please follow the guidelines in this manual.
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1. when using the pac-man family characters, do not make any connotation with sex, violence , or illegal drugs.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s so funny to call the Transformers franchise cult movies. Just an offbeat little weird thing people are into, 300 million dollar Michael Bay movies.
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tell me via secret message
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
free movie night tonight! VENTURA VS. RYAN starts streaming at 9 pm eastern tonight and will run about 1 hour, 20 minutes. why watch playoff baseball when you can watch a documentary about decades-old regular season baseball www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...
youtube.com
ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN
YouTube video by Secret Base
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if the star trek preschool show is any indication, i assume this will cause extremely funny arguments among wiki editors
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026
(scientist whose job it is to name newly discovered pokemon) I think I am just gonna name this one the thing it says
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 05/10/2026
there’s a world where disney do understand this and put every comic on an app for free day one and use shonen jump style popularity tracking to decide what movies to make and it would a) destroy the comics industry overnight and b) obviously make them way more money in the long run
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 05/10/2026
every time i see anything marvel comics are doing i remain shocked that for some reason they are being ran as a company whose purpose is to make money even though they are functionally an R&D division. but it’s good because when disney realise this its over for comics
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pinball machines used to be outlawed because they looked too much like gambling.
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a great album, but yeah i don't really blame you
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pretty Hate Machine is somehow the first album I ever bought
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did I ever suggest the hives? That's a fun band
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The average American is too disengaged to care about political ends so it really is down to having the right demagogue and all his understudies have had basically no national appeal
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of the most "this person has never seen what they are using as an example" I had ever seen to that point. Still ranks pretty highly just for the absurdity of the source
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I once had to read and respond to an essay, for a middle school standardized test of all things, that encouraged young readers to not always give stories a standard "the hero wins the big game" type ending... like Rocky. Even as a child who had not seen the film I knew that wasn't right.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026
RAHM EMANUEL: (Trying and failing to get positive attention without reminding anybody of all the bad stuff about him) Ethics,
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Neal Ronaghan @nron10.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember when Xbox announced a new game from this studio in June for 2027 and then almost immediately announced they were trying to sell them? And now they’re basically getting shut down? That all happened in 4 months.
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like Likes and Wallmasters in Ocarina of Time deeply upset me for reasons I to this day can't put my finger on
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not the greatest but I'd be happy to help look through docs and try to help you get things figured out
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 05/10/2026
ion storm: it’s the big purple goo that kills you if you touch it me, an idiot child: fuck ahhh no i don’t wanna get killed by touching the purple goo
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