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@faleinks.bsky.social
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speedrunner @ twitch.tv/faleinks | 18:32 16 star | any pronouns | 86900 zaxxon | 11:07 cotl any% | 504400 exerion | eng/esp more speedrun stuff speedgameupdates.bsky.social

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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
scientists have found out what is black, white, and red all over and you will not like the answer
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
lazy ass gardeners
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i thought this is what happened. where’s chris rock?
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh god one of Those bands
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
inb4 a 17 then resigning (it’s time fr)
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
close up of a brand new steel stick in an n64 controller. the gate and cap are translucent red, as are the buttons in the background. the controller is funtastic grape purple, also translucent
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xXSADGIRLSLUTPUPPYXx @worsening.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
alcohol
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
cocksuckers are literally out there on the front lines doing one of the best things in the world you can do for a person
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this guy but bald
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i get it nice
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
like what?
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we’ve only got one of these lives, do what makes you happy
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my two cents is just do it. not helpful i know, but you gotta follow your heart
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 03/10/2026
'GOOD GAMERS M' BY MOUSMINE.

Tristan is the captain of a spaceship. Suddenly, he receives an incoming transmission from Pink Babe Planet and exclaims "Egads"
He is then greeted by a Pink Babe on his monitor.
Pink Babe: "We are the Pink Babes. There are no males on Pink Babe Planet, so you have to come lay us so we can survive."
Tristan: "Hold the phone BIG lady I'm receiving a transmission from Blue Babe Planet"
A Blue Babe from a slightly different looking planet appears.
Blue Babe: "Help us! There are no men on Blue Babe Planet. Our species will die out! Unless of course you repopulate us"
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happens to my buddy a lot
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sega Dreamcasts are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Neo-Trotskyism
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
Smoke Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job theonion.com/smoke-alarm-sick-of-be…
Smoke Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
CW for flashing / epilepsy, but this video popped up on my instagram feed and has been tickling my brain in a way that it hasnt been since the early 2000s badger mushroom www.instagram.com/p/DcRZB_PBFkr/
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel, we see two stick figures. Text above them labels one as "book smart" and one as "street smart".
In the second panel we zoom out and see the two stick figures in nature next to a tree. There is a sign pointing out of the panel that says "LIFE".
In the third panel we see the street smart stick figure take the hand of the book smart stick figure. The street smart stick figure says "Come, I will guide you".
In the fourth panel we zoom out again and see the two stick figures walking in the direction of the "LIFE" sign. The book smart street figure looks back at the tree as they are walking and says, "I know a lot of facts about that tree".
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this 90 year old grandma still makes ravioli the old fashioned way
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
/steal this album/ but it’s /delete this post/
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
suicidal thoughts are hard
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
poor jq man
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GTM @gtm5471.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
😭😭😭this mf ☠️ GTM ⁉️seriously reset his game... 🫃 till his personal best ⏰⏰⏰was 1 second faster 1️⃣THAN BEFORE 🤯🤯🤯 at 4 AM ⚰️ 14:49.8 -> 14:48.3 #yup
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GTM @gtm5471.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
just realized i opened this bag of chips from the bottom and ate them just fine. wonder what else doesn't matter
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i wake up i work i get out of bed
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/08/2026
Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land theonion.com/study-dolphins-not-so-…
Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
jsrf: jet set radio future, artwork, play, magazine (2002) archive.org/details/Play...
a person in short tight fitting gear and a helmet, is standing on a chequered pink and purple grid, holding a spray can and looking back at you.
big thin white text:
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wanna
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gum, huh?
small white text: jet set gets a new future. and the beat goes on.
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
holy
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
kavinsky died. big part of my music listening history. damn
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
this makes it seem like the cat caused all the cruelty and is finally getting what it deserves
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
not feeling great
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faleinks🏺 @faleinks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
yummy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Donkey Kong 64 makes extremely efficient usage of in-engine coloration to cut down on the number of textures. Entire vibrant and colorful areas are created at runtime from a single texture just by artfully tinting it.
The colorful cliffs in Jungle Japes are just a vertex coloration map being applied to a single 128x128 pixel texture. 
Source: DonkViewer by Ballaam, https://theballaam96.github.io/DonkViewer, https://noclip.website/
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool theonion.com/biologists-observe-gee…
Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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