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arian

@fakearian.bsky.social
125 followers 650 following 510 posts

chasing my high of 300,000 tweets. a socialist who loves pop culture, sports, and buying things (aka a hypocrite)

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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bruins....clutch????
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Turning an NFL game into a referendum on air travel strategy is absolutely my shit.
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
camp miasma is great and I didn't expect that at all. Cabin in the Woods vibes
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nancy 🦋✨ @nancyk5.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Zendaya in Ashi Studio Couture FW2026 at the Spiderman Brand: New Day LA premiere #fashionsky
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
omw to see the Odyssey
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
parents' phones make notification sounds I've never heard in my life
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Finale gonna get memed to hell but it's like that every year in dc. Was honestly pretty until then, and haze held off almost the entire time!
Full fireworks view from downtown DC rooftop Full July 4th fireworks view from downtown dc rooftop Fellow roofgoers watching fireworks on the 4th in downtown dc
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
These fireworks are about to start July 5th and that's beautiful
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
damn i need to get on Send Help huh
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
im legit so annoyed AND it woke me up this morning
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
SINCERE LIED COREY TRIED BRINITY IN FIVE #loveislandusa
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Ellen Show Audience Cheers with Excitement
Alt: Ellen Show Audience Cheers with Excitement
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i cant stand how much they overcook their eggs on love island
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i cannot stand by the mistreatment of Sol on love island
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i like stupid reality dating shows but i just started love island and i am so sick of the overdramatic reaction faces. like what is this. terrible content
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
im a couple blocks from the white house and the thunder is clapping lmao
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
why are you guys giving this views
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
when people hate on sports it’s like okay so you hate people experiencing collective joy ?
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
bsky reply guys so joyless in the replies this is hilarious
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The Kotzer From The Zack Lagoon @zaaack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
eight dragon ball z seconds
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
need game six please think about how much more fun it would be for them to win at home
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
watching some construction with my homies
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Jerry Seinfeld came on screen and someone at the bar shouted "fuck you Jerry you fucked a 17 year old"
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 08/06/2026
Tonight, should Allah will it, his aim will not falter.
The beloved mascot of the San Antonio Spurs: Rufus the Drug Coyote, standing on the basketball court and firing a rotary cannon into the crowd without a hint of mercy in his deranged and bloodshot eyes. He is staring into hell and doing all he can to fill it to its fiery brim. Nothing shall stay his hand in his dark work.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
almost tore my rotator cuff changing the channel from ESPN to ABC
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My happiness immediately dashed because likelihood of sweep increasing. I want 7 games of this please
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
be so fr
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 03/06/2026
I’ve watched this 500x
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
yeah I love boosters
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
wow
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/05/2026
@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
NBA superstar James Harden has committed seppuku. A ceremony of remembrance will be held at Scores Gentlemen's Club, time/date TBA.
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
i didnt know who to cheer for here because i hate both teams, but i was hoping i would at least know upon the winning goal. unfortunately, i am still so mad
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I fucking hate these two fuckers
Still from a Liberty Mutual commercial showing the liberty biberty couple who are two attractive young brunettes in black clothes and leather jackets sitting with the statue of liberty behind them
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
sorry is this the same spencer pratt as the reality show
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
bluesky users: why isn't this website growing. bluesky users also: im going to use so many words to talk about how cool i am for not liking popular thing
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
she is THE BEST
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I fucking hate this
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Who is paying all the Devil Wears Prada 2 reviewers on letterboxd. Why do they honestly think this was good
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Lot of cops around the white house tonight. Something going on?
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
guy with eyes squinting and mouth pursed looking incredulous
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
bruins stop choking challenge
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
oh yeah this bruins sabres series is gonna be fun
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Mario with a computer and speech bubble
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Justin Fairfax???
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
She's pissing me off already. Why the hell is she acting for Republicans
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
imagine landing from space and having to wait on the tarmac for an hour to get out like the rest of us
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arian @fakearian.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
people are mad about these takes but it is correct. parasocial fandoms can ruin good tv
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the gabidook ₊˚⊹♡ @gabifrost.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
At 3k followers I will kill Harry Potter
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
OH. MY. GAWD.
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