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Posting politics and social issues and occasionally fake speeches I wish politicians would make Check out electnerds.com/find-candidates

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
www.cbsnews.com/news/fbi-can...
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At the FBI, a history of hiring prostitutes or stealing from employer may no longer be a barrier to being hired
In June, the FBI quietly lowered some of the standards it uses when it conducts background checks on would-be federal agents and other personnel.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Judge Wise finds that ICE coerced a 20-year-old Tongan man — admitted legally to the country three years ago — to sign a document accepting deportation, despite no criminal record or immigration proceedings against him. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Breaking: Another victim, Edwin Jovanny Lopez Cornejo, has died in ICE custody at Delaney Hall prison after being denied vital medication and family visits. Depriving sick detainees of care until they die is murder by neglect. We demand complete transparency and justice for Edwin! 🎥 Statuscoup
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CleanTechnica @cleantechnica.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Endgame: The Decline & Fall of the Western Automotive Industry cleantechnica.com/2026/07/17/e...
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Endgame: The Decline & Fall of the Western Automotive Industry - CleanTechnica
As we reach the endgame in the transition from ICE to battery electric it becomes more and more obvious that the West has lost its way.
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NPR @npr.org · 18/07/2026
A T-rex fossil billed as one of the world's largest specimens was sold for a record $50.1 million to a mystery bidder. But many aren't happy about it.
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Mystery bidder buys T. rex nicknamed 'Gus' for a record $50 million
A T-rex fossil billed as one of the world's largest specimens was sold for a record $50.1 million Tuesday to a mystery bidder. But many aren't happy about it.
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braintelligence.bsky.social @braintelligence.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
One of the few flash era videos I always come back to youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0?...
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George Washington- [Brad Neely]
YouTube video by DuckDuckCamel1996
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That’s called war crimes
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/07/2026
OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election? CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you O: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election? C: I'm not gonna get into that with you O: You're not being honest or forthright C: ...
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A 3-year-old girl watched ICE murder her father yesterday. We all watched Sebastian Guerrero’s final moments through our phones. We can scroll away — but Sebastian’s 3-year-old daughter cannot.
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Barchart @barchart.com · 15/07/2026
The Top 1% of U.S. earners now have more wealth than the entire middle class
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Susan Wabuda @susanwabuda.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Have a listen to a recent recording of `Old Man Trump' about Fred, written by Woody Guthrie: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlEt...
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Old Man Trump by Woody Guthrie (Baritone Ukulele / Tenor Guitar Cover)
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fake-speeches.bsky.social @fake-speeches.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’s evil what trump is doing to Cuba It’s evil to bomb water resources in Iran It’s evil what they’re doing with ICE They fraud and grift against the American people is evil And they’re just getting worse
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Top frame:  Seymour Skinner looks thoughtful, captioned "am I driving up housing prices by encouraging investors to buy all the inventory?"
Bottom frame:  "No, it must be immigrants' fault"
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The billionaire co-founder of AirBnB wants you to blame the babies of undocumented immigrants for starter homes being unaffordable.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
MAGA tried to dunk on Mamdani for saying people should set their thermostat to 78° during a heat wave so as not to overload the grid. When it was pointed out that this is just standard advice from the Department of Energy, the Trump administration deleted 6,000 pages of docs from the DoE website🤦🏾‍♂️
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White House deletes thousands of web pages about energy conservation as heatwave slams US
It follows Republican outrage over Mamdani offering the same heatwave advice as everyone else.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/07/2026
Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years ... we see the wealthiest country -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"
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fake-speeches.bsky.social @fake-speeches.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The reason trump is broadly incompetent is he’s an uneducated discurious micromanager who distrusts experts He doesn’t grasp that systems are more complex than his intuition and gut feelings can handle Relying on the latter works to run a small business but nothing else
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fake-speeches.bsky.social @fake-speeches.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
How crazy would it be if this reflecting pool think brought Trump down Don’t see the usual suspects defending the prosecution of people who touched the peeling paint
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fake-speeches.bsky.social @fake-speeches.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Funny thing is negotiations are inherently difficult Obama admin took years, worked through multiple breakdowns in talks But got the job done— they didn’t pull out the dog and pony show for every minor opening, that would’ve been asinine…
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 15/06/2026
The EEOC is now free to continue ignoring all employment discrimination claims involving trans people after this dismissal. It's really a dark day that an administration can say they won't enforce anti-discrimination law for an entire class of people. apnews.com/article/tran...
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Judge tosses lawsuit challenging civil rights agency's pullback on transgender workplace protections
A federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit claiming the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission unlawfully refuses to enforce protections for transgender workers.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 15/06/2026
You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says. But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."
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fake-speeches.bsky.social @fake-speeches.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The ufc event was trump paying back Ellison for firing Stephen Colbert and gutting 60 Minutes Congress needs to charge these people
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fake-speeches.bsky.social @fake-speeches.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Why isn’t Congress more outraged about the president selling access to the whitehouse to his top political donors and surrogates for the UFC event? Dana white and Ellison need to be investigated for this How was the military so involved? Why was truth social an advertising sponsor?
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fake-speeches.bsky.social @fake-speeches.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Media is not doing enough to show how this UFC fight is an illegal corruption vehicle
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#TeslaTakedown LA @teslatakedownla.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fuck Elon Musk
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Talarico: Here's what real men don't do. They don't lie and cheat their way through life. They don't sell their soul to the highest bidder. Real men serve others, weak men serve themselves. So I welcome this debate. I don't think Paxton or Cruz are in a position to tell anyone what a real man is.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/06/2026
The age of impunity is a proper description for Musk being able to incite pogroms the same week he becomes a trillionaire. Musk is an existential threat to democracy worldwide and countries need to act like the threat that it is. www.axios.com/2026/06/11/e...
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Race-obsessed, untouchable Musk hits escape velocity from CEO rulebook
On the eve of SpaceX's IPO, Musk is stoking far-right culture wars across the West.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/06/2026
It really is dystopian that this Nazi is going to become a trillionaire this week while he pushes an openly fascist party to takeover the UK.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/06/2026
Musk's father is fully a Kremlin asset. Now he's meeting with Tommy Robinson in a luxury hotel bar in Moscow while Robinson incites pogroms from his X account.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/06/2026
THERE IS AN ACTIVE POGROM IN NORTHERN IRELAND. FASCISTS IN SKULL MASKS ARE GOING DOOR TO DOOR PULLING MIGRANTS OUT OF THEIR HOMES AND SETTING THEM ON FIRE.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
BREAKING: ‘60 Minutes' correspondent Scott Pelley confronted new EP Nick Bilton during an intro meeting with staff — grilling him about recent firings and Bari Weiss. "She's murdering '60 Minutes.'" "She does not love this place. She was brought in to kill it—and she's doing exactly that."
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Pelley’s ‘60 Minutes’ Revolt
In a stunning confrontation, Scott Pelley accused Bari Weiss of “murdering” the newsmagazine and relentlessly grilled her newly installed executive producer, Nick Bilton, over the show’s recent firing...
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Bryce Covert @brycecovert.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Really great, comprehensive look at how the Trump administration, directed by Stephen Miller, is trying to shut immigrants out of every aspect of American life www.nytimes.com/2026/05/30/u...
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Trump Squeezes Immigrants by Cutting Them Off From Jobs, Health Care and Housing
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/06/2026
congrats to jared polis once again
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fake-speeches.bsky.social @fake-speeches.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Happens at 2:15 mark. Pretty outrageous
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From the videos community on Reddit: High school principal pulls mic from graduation speaker after she mentions Palestine and ICE
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 29/05/2026
It’s truly astonishing to see how comprehensively the US government is tearing down every part of the system that has made it up until now a world-leading power in science, research, and technological development. The entire world will suffer from this wanton destruction.
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fake-speeches.bsky.social @fake-speeches.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Why aren’t Democrat aligned people doing their own American 250 festival ?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 29/05/2026
This is so fucking disgusting.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 27/05/2026
The Squamish people of what is now Vancouver were illegally dispossessed of their land 100 years ago. They sued, got the land back, and used their sovereignty to ignore local zoning and build 6,000 new homes over the loud objections of nearby wealthy NIMBYs. Now other tribes are getting in the game.
Construction photo of the Sen̓áḵw housing project in Vancouver, British Columbia.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 28/05/2026
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/05/2026
With the new Papal Encyclical on AI, workers can potentially cite religious freedom to not be evaluated by AI or forced to use it. Let's see how long before a lot of the religious freedom crowd goes "no, not like that."
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fake-speeches.bsky.social @fake-speeches.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Millenials and Gen X are doing about the same wealth-wise and only slightly worse than the baby boomers asocial.substack.com/p/do-millenn...
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Do Millennials have more or less wealth than Baby Boomers?
The answer to the question might weirdly be, "yes."
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JackInPNW @jackinpnw.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Nothing to see here, just the son of the President marrying the daughter of the accountant of a notorious child sex trafficker who was best friends with the groom's father. Oh, wait, you didn't know Junior's current new wife is the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant?
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
ICE agents pepper-sprayed Senator Andy Kim of New Jersey.
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ICE agents pepper spray protesters, N.J. senator in clash outside Delaney Hall in Newark
“It’s sad, it’s a sad day," says pepper-sprayed senator.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/05/2026
Tillis: "To call Paxton 'ethically challenged' is to call Jeffrey Dahmer suffering from an eating disorder. He's gonna be an anchor on our caucus"
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fake-speeches.bsky.social @fake-speeches.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I don’t know what the intent is but worth noting that Fox News is running a lot of weird alien stuff recently
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From the aliens community on Reddit: Crashed Aliens Being Discussed On The Fox News Channel, What Are You Guys Thoughts On This??
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
i cant believe tom steyer is the first dem politician (that ive seen) to proudly and forcefully make this correct and obvious counter argument to the bigotry but im glad he did
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“So-called artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean.” -Pope Leo in Magnifica Humanitas
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The White House is reportedly requiring all government-issued phones to have an app installed featuring a constant drip of praise for the president and prewritten messages of adoration.
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White House Mandates App With Built-in Trump Worship
The president’s preferred words of praise are prewritten and ready to send to him.
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
We have *never* before seen consumer sentiment this low.
Line chart titled "Consumer Sentiment just fell to a (new) all-time low" showing the University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment Index from 1952 to May 2026. The index plummeted to 44.8 in May 2026, the lowest reading in the survey's 74-year history, falling sharply from 74.0 in December 2024. This marks three consecutive months of decline and drops below all previous crisis lows, including the June 2022 inflation surge low of 50.0 and the April 2020 pandemic low of 71.8, signaling an unprecedented collapse in consumer confidence.
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