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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 44m

if you were wondering how he only served 13 months in prison after raping multiple minors, it's because he served zero jail time for raping multiple minors. the only jail time he served was for financial crimes covering up sexually abusing children. he kept his congressional pension up to now

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 2m

My dog's vet once described her as "violently happy" and no other descriptor has ever been more applicable and accurate. Which is why we keep her on a shirt leash on walks. She'll bowl people over quite easily trying to get attention from them.

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

I’m just trying to live my life such that “disgraced” does not appear in the headline of my obituary

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 15m

This is a skeet about either polyamory or communism.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 20m

The Kansas Supreme Court (via the state constitution) is the only thing keeping the state of Kansas from being turned into Texas/Florida North, and I am so grateful for that.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 32m

In the original scene, Professor McGonagall addresses the main trio (Hermione, Ron, and Harry) after a dangerous incident, asking: "Why is it when something happens, it is always you three?"
In this edited version, the characters represent major global entities, turning the scene into a commentary on international relations and modern political rhetoric:
• Professor McGonagall represents the European Union (EU), adopting the role of the frustrated authority figure questioning global disruptions.
• The Trio represents the Russian Federation, the United States, and Israel—three nations frequently at the center of major geopolitical conflicts and news cycles.
• The Punchline modifies the original dialogue to mimic contemporary political buzzwords. Instead of Ron's classic reply ("Believe me, Professor, I've been asking myself the same question for six years"), the subtitles read: "professor that is antisemitic, russophobic, and possibly too woke."

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 2h

My grandfather and his youngest son (my uncle) were both born on the same day, so that's kinda meat I guess. I'm not sure I wanna ask Grandma about that one. 😬

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 2h

The Wichita Boeing plant is a union plant (I have friends who work there that are card-carrying union members). SPEEA and IAMAW are both present, and IAMAW went on strike in 2024.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 2h

I barely remember the Brave Little Toaster scaring the shit out of me at 6 years old. That scene in the scrap yard with the electromagnetic crane? Yeah, nightmares after that.

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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 3h

Good morning. It’s 7:18AM, and OU still sucks.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 14h

Chiefs fans (and probably Andy Reid) are very greatful for that aspect of Philly.

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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 16h

A week 5 bye during a 17 game season is stupid as fuck.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 14h

I didn't watch the Chiefs game, so I'm just now seeing the Thornton injury and, to use the words I'd have used on an EMS-to-ER radio report, "Patient's chief complaint is a noticeable deformity to the lower left leg in the form of significant lateral rotation of the distal extremity..."

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 19h

Most people don't realize that bald eagles are basically just fancy-looking vultures that only hunt for live prey when they can't be opportunistic and scavenge off something else first.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 19h

My wife couldn't figure out why I was hellbent on extending the drip system to both beds when we had a wet spring, and the. July hit and she started to understand what high-clay soil composition is like after t days of no rain.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 19h

I did a bunch of New Mexico strains this year, and getting a late start didn't do me any favors, but they're about all I have left for the whole plot aside from tomatoes. That dry spell and the year really hammered everything this year.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 19h

He's out of the pocket and there's also a receiver in the area.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 19h

Shit, my stuff is still cranking things out. The Big Jim and Joe Parker are going full tilt, and the Hatch plants are gearing up for round 3 already.

A pic of various chile peppers spread out and grouped together on a countertop.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 19h

Y'all gotta stop buying shit off of Amazon. Like, completely stop.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 23h

I've seen enough, welcome back Tom Osborne.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

ATTENTION! We are legally required to implore you to read this message.

This image shows a recall notice for "InfoWars Kidz Kibble" in Chicken N' Ketchup flavor. The packaging features a smiling baby and cereal pieces. The notice states that the meal-replacement pebbles can be a choking hazard for children without adult teeth.

The image is a recall notice for the "InfoWars Pregnancy Tracker App." It instructs users to uninstall the app and place their phone in a freezer. An email address for further instructions is provided.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jokes about good gnus/bad gnus aside, how long til this wildebeest discussion runs its course and we can just call it a standard gnus cycle?

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The entirety of collegiate Greek life needs to be burned to the ground and systematically eradicated from past-secondary education. There is no reason for any of it to exist anyway. I say this as someone who was in Phi Mu Alpha (which was a boring music "fraternity" where we gathered once a month).

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I cannot emphasize enough how effective frozen carrots are as both dog toys and dog treats, especially the really big ones. They're cheap, actually edible, and don't cost you a fortune.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Richard Rhodes talked about that in The Making of the Atomic Bomb, and that came out way back in 1986. It's amazing that Japan held on for as long as they did given how dire their circumstances really were going into 1945.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Okay, there weren't 8 empty gates, I'm just so tired and my vision is so shit that I imagined there were empty gates and I made a bad estimate on that flawed perception of reality, so yeah, okay Frontier is just slow or something. Whatevs, I'm home now thank Dog.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

SimCity 2000 walked so that Roller Coaster Tycoon could run (roller coasters straight into the ground).

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

SimCity 2000 was peak video game design send skeet

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This after our flight from Rome was delayed 2+ hours (again) because ??? causing us to miss our connection to KC, but AA somehow got us on standby to another flight, which we made, and here we are. Air travel is so fucking stupid.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We just landed at KCI, and we've been stuck sitting on the stupid taxiway as we're apparently waiting on another plane to do a pishback-and-start, and I guess we can't use any of the other 8 or so empty gates to pull up and deplane because ???? Just been sitting here for 15 minutes now...

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's Friday night 930, I'm stuck at O'Hare, and I've been up for 24 hours already, of course I wrote that skeet to trigger Beth and Jordan.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Anything can be percussion if you hit it with something else, but I'm not calling a bass clarinet a "drum" just because of that technicality. It's offensive to actual drums everywhere, and potentially damaging to any delicate mallets you may be using as attack implements.

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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ok this thing is real close to done! For every donation in the next 45 minutes, I will draw on my up close & personal experience with the democratic process and post one (1) meme that embodies the experience of running for office Just in case any of you were thinking about it lmao

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Stand With Irene Grimes: Legal Defense Fund

Irene Grimes told the truth about an attempt to fire Cumberland County's elections director behind closed doors, and now the same partisan majority she exposed is trying to remove her from the board.

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh wait I guess it's because they're dedicating the stadium, derrrrrr bsky.app/profile/tcmc...

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh look at goddamn Rick Steves over here 😛😂 High-key jealous, our next trip is gonna be mountainous on that continent for sure.

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