Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The rehab tour for Tyson has been pretty gross to see. 010
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don’t know what that is and I am just fine fully agreeing with you 000
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Allegedly Seth rogen and or Steven Spielberg attempted it but the rights are messy - seemingly mostly due to the screenwriter retaining control and he too views it as perfect 000
Reposted by Facedeskedan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the rallying cry of soon to be divorced men everywhere 828751
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Next 3 months including two meetings, an in-home visit, and asking me to collect my personnel files from the last 12 years. I applied in early July and in late October this dude told me that I wouldn’t be starting training until March. Unsustainable nonsense. 001
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I withdrew 5 months into the process, it was needlessly slow and outdated. I passed two rounds of exams, a panel interview, a polygraph test with a weirdo detective, and an hour long phone call call with the next step of background investigator who explained what the process would be over the next 3 100
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Every needle drop in that show made me glassy-eyed and nostalgic. 000
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 13/06/2026youtube.com/shorts/CFiSb...youtube.comWait a minute... #DetroitersYouTube video by Comedy Central 000
Reposted by FacedeskedMat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad. 11112252317
Reposted by Facedeskedcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026jesus christ do i have to do everything around here 3769108
Reposted by FacedeskedDan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 21/03/2026I miss overhearing strangers talk about a “dumb asshole” and not immediately knowing who they were talking about 0114
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Back in December I had the chance to see an intimate Ben Folds Christmas show and it included a medley with some classic and modern Peanuts riffs. I don’t have suitable words for how good it made me feel! I’ll look for this one - thanks! 020
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 11/03/2026On BART last week a dude was breakdancing until he lost a shoe and it launched all the way to the end of the car. Gonna be hard to top that experience with just a regular performance! 050
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 08/02/2026media.tenor.commake gifs at gifsoup.com is written on the bottom of the screenALT: make gifs at gifsoup.com is written on the bottom of the screen 010
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 08/02/2026It’s newer and absolutely corny, but he is so good in “Bob Trevino Likes It”. 000
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Am I the only rube who grew up thinking the arch was from one side of the river to the other, until I saw it as an adult? 110
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I absolutely love to savor a good show and the old-timer in me generally likes the weekly release model. A week between episodes means it can pop into my head randomly and make the overall story feel more meaningful and impactful than something I’ve binged. 010
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 23/12/2025i'll run you through a key to get the red one if you'd like 000
Reposted by FacedeskedCorey Atad @coreyatad.com · 10/12/2025"We live in hell, and the rapacious need for growth in every industry, unrelenting, forever and ever, is decimating all of our institutions and our way of life." Amanda Dobbins, on fire 31245272
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 27/11/2025We started season 2 today and are loving it; thanks for making it! 020
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 14/11/2025The nice guys from shame black rips and gets (got?) way less attention than it should!! 010
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Ownership of Two Weeks was taken over when Donald Glover made this, making it impossible to listen to any other version! youtu.be/GOevBmjYaJ4?...youtu.beBitch, Look at me now (Two Weeks) - Childish GambinoYouTube video by FueledbyNewJersey 030
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 31/10/2025This one does magic things too youtu.be/LR0D2o5OWAk?...youtu.beSwing (feat. Soulja Boy Tell'em)YouTube video by Savage - Topic 020
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 31/10/2025surely youtu.be/RjJHa4Sbx1c?...youtu.beWhat's Your Fantasy (Feat. Shawna)YouTube video by Ludacris - Topic 020
Reposted by FacedeskedRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/10/2025in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them 8050811231
Reposted by FacedeskedHoll🌞 @willows-song.bsky.social · 10/09/2025This explains it better than I can 324304538389
Reposted by FacedeskedMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town 283164531982
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Correction, it wasn’t random or one off, it was just a solo tour a decade ago! 010
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Jim Adkins did a random one-off solo show at an Elks lodge in Missoula Montana, and he walked to the stage singing and his voice unfiltered with no PA or anything legitimately made my eyes water with how beautiful it sounded. He played an amazing set to approximately twenty of us. Incredible. 250
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Any word if @scottybananas.bsky.social is on deck to write it?! 010
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Mark Harmon was a supreme butthole to me when I worked at Target in Missoula Montana in the summer of 05 or 06. Bury him! 100
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 09/05/2025“It's extremely hard not to pull my whole top five from Pinkerton, but that's a red flag when you're 38 years old.” 10/10 line! 020
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 25/04/2025My dryer can handle bigger loads without complaining 010
Reposted by FacedeskedJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/02/2025A snake eating its tail doesn't capture the stupidity of current times. What's going on now is more like a snake sticking its head up its own ass. 1652348
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Thank you for writing this; it hit home a lot harder than I expected it to. 020
Reposted by FacedeskedAndrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Gift link for those who need it! My story: "My mother believed herself destined for something extraordinary. But how could someone achieve greatness in Parkersburg, WV? Amway promised to deliver what nothing else in our town could—or at least give her a community that would pretend along with her."theatlantic.comThe ‘Exciting Business Opportunity’ That Ruined Our LivesAmway sold my family a life built on delusion. 47365104
Facedesked @facedesked.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I had done all these quests back around launch, and when I logged in today, Slim was finally added to my pet journal. 111
Reposted by FacedeskedBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this. 249122172792
Reposted by Facedeskedsoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys 1097932769801
