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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the rallying cry of soon to be divorced men everywhere
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Uh yeah no shit
Screencap from food website. TEXT AT TOP: WE THINK YOU’LL LOVE

Text below: chicken enchiladas

Pic of enchiladas in between
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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
No results found for "i'm a Grogu not a Shogu".
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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 21/03/2026
I miss overhearing strangers talk about a “dumb asshole” and not immediately knowing who they were talking about
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 10/12/2025
"We live in hell, and the rapacious need for growth in every industry, unrelenting, forever and ever, is decimating all of our institutions and our way of life." Amanda Dobbins, on fire
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them
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Holl🌞 @willows-song.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This explains it better than I can
Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
A snake eating its tail doesn't capture the stupidity of current times. What's going on now is more like a snake sticking its head up its own ass.
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Gift link for those who need it! My story: "My mother believed herself destined for something extraordinary. But how could someone achieve greatness in Parkersburg, WV? Amway promised to deliver what nothing else in our town could—or at least give her a community that would pretend along with her."
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The ‘Exciting Business Opportunity’ That Ruined Our Lives
Amway sold my family a life built on delusion.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
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