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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 29/09/2026

I wouldn’t say I *enjoyed* interviewing with someone who ghosted me on Hinge two years ago, but I’ve never felt so liberated from the frustrating ambiguity of whether I’ll hear back from them

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 29/09/2026

Mighty bold move making a movie whose plot is “the movie audience versus Mark Zuckerberg” when Zuckerberg has already won and is gloating about how stupid and poor the audience is 🤷🤷🤷 Imagine how bold I would be to say this on THREADS

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Breaking: Man who invited vampires inside because he wanted to live forever suddenly concerned about being one of the damned.

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 28/09/2026

An advance congratulations and you’re welcome to everyone inviting me to a halloween-related gathering during this next month

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Chloe 🦋 @boopcreate.com · 25/09/2026

Having a tough time making my midterm voting decision. Do I vote for the Democratic candidate who forgot to return their cart at the grocery store once or the Republican candidate who promises to eradicate millions of Americans and use my tax money to bomb schools? Both sides always have issues!

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 25/09/2026

can we call it “28 Years Later: The Bone Zone” yet?

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 24/09/2026

Y’ALL. @jackiekashian.bsky.social is on the new @darkestwhimsy.com! Such a fun, insane episode- which I say as a proudly medicated bonkers person- youtu.be/72YaCDlgYe0?...

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 23/09/2026

“Now that everyone has been laid off and it’s just three of us executives in an empty building the profits are gonna ROLL IN WOOOO CONGRATS SHAREHOLDERS WAIT WHY ARE THE OTHER TWO EXECS TRY TO STAB ME WITH IMPROVISED KNIVES”

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 23/09/2026

I love LA, but I don’t love having a narcissist almost kill me in traffic because they swerved while on a dating app and driving, having them decide it was somehow my fault, and then following me and trying to run me off the road for 20 minutes. The food here is so good, though

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 22/09/2026

All of California hates this smug, lying, transphobic trash bag. It’s really saying something about how low key conservative California can be, that all our other options were a million times worse. Let everyone out of state never stop hearing how bad he is at his job.

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 22/09/2026

It feels like no coincidence that since he eats so horribly, we all predicted he’d die in office from fatal diarrhea, and now he’s rigged it so we all get fatal diarrhea from fresh fruits and vegetables

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 22/09/2026

despite my aversion to horror video games, the new Resident Evil movie is so good that I am going to start streaming Requiem tonight. oh goddddd

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 17/09/2026

“It’s just a tool,” they said, smiling, shoving us down onto the rocks, drawing the AI knife, and gutting us like a fish

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 17/09/2026

Great how we replaced all artists with clumsy chatbots instead of inventing useful things like a dry erase marker that works TWICE

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 16/09/2026

he literally made the whole country more poor, and then bribed everyone to let him keep doing it

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 16/09/2026

Oh great, now I have to be jealous of people booked on Comics Unleashed, of all things. Please. I am begging you. Don’t bring back Hee Haw unless I’m in with the booker!

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 16/09/2026

I get it if you mess up my pronouns. They’re tough for some people. It doesn’t make me mad, I can usually shrug it off. BUT: I loudly declared they/them a few years ago, and it’s kinda LITERALLY the LEAST a person can do. Try to at least stop calling me man, guy, etc. I am not these things. 🩷🫡

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 15/09/2026

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, mega-corporations. Though friends may forget, on my deathbed I shall savor your enthusiastic 15% off select items one day a year.

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 10/09/2026

Apparently I have been pronouncing “Nutella” wrong all my life It’s actually pronounced “NEW-data-centers-are-STILL-being-built-EVERY-DAY”

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 10/09/2026

I am a spluttering bleeding heart, but I have yet to feel a drop of empathy when I see an apologetic Tesla bumper sticker

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 09/09/2026

Sure there’s no jobs and strawberries are poison, but my phone FOLDS!

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 08/09/2026

The first step towards becoming a great writer is figuring out how to use the word “defenestrate” in a sentence. The second step is learning to resist defenestrating yourself every time you forget to save your latest draft.

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Caleb Zane Huett @calebzane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

oh you have a blog? a podcast? that's neat. how many of your apprentices are now masters unto themselves, carrying forward the sacred truth of your homebrewed initiative rules?

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 07/09/2026

Joke’s on you: my reply was just Reply Guy bait

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Alexa Ray Corriea @alexaray.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

What if we kissed at the Leia strangling Jabba statue

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 07/09/2026

maggots for brains is an insane banger

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 05/09/2026

Remember when you didn’t get 9 spam calls an hour, 24/7? Oh, late stage capitalism, you really are as annoying as you are deadly

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 05/09/2026

Bigots know they can’t win an actual debate; they only show up to ruin your day

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 01/09/2026

Be the Judy-from-Cyberpunk-2077 you want to see in the world

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 31/08/2026

Around once a year, a friend will say “Reddit is great, post your issue over there, people will have insight!” And I will go back, post, and immediately the subreddit deconstructs me, says my issue isn’t real because of factual errors, and I delete my account again i am too soft for this world

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 30/08/2026

Anyone else on PS5 have Cyberpunk 2077 removed from their game library, despite having paid full price for it years ago? PSN does say if I upgrade to PS+ Extra I can download it again, though! I have never felt less confident about digital-only media. Hey @cdprojektred.com, what the heck?

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 27/08/2026

Nightswimming deserves a body of water The photograph on the dashboard, taken years ago Showing what water was like before data centers Every streetlight reveals evaporative cooling in reverse Still, it's so much clearer I forgot my artwork at the aggregrator Hydration’s low tonight

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 27/08/2026

We will have lightsabers with tentacle blades before a Star Wars video game lets you make a non-binary custom character.

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 25/08/2026

Sometimes I like to listen to music at a café and openly sob when the Lord of the Rings score gets to the penny whistle part. As a treat!

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 25/08/2026

Today’s Fun Fact: Green Day released Dookie AFTER Nirvana released In Utero, which is insane to exactly one person

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 25/08/2026

Try not to date artists. You’ll eventually notice they’re 99% avoidant narcissists who create their most powerful work while running away from people who adore them. Watch free comedy instead! Thursday!

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 25/08/2026

It’s stunning how many people would rather dig their heels in and die on a tiny hill before they’d show you kindness

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 20/08/2026

Are the people who voted for all the food to be poison still yelling at us for being mean to them?

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 12/08/2026

Oh no, now Nicholas Hoult. Ugh.

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 11/08/2026

Things couldn’t be worse than they already are… *stranger next to you has conversation on speaker phone* OR COULD THEY

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 06/08/2026

Before you see Ice Cream Man: - Eli Roth used AI when making the movie - he lied about it until he was called out for using an AI effects studio, then he said he “misspoke” about not using AI - he said Greta Thunberg “needs to be eaten by cannibals” for trying to deliver aid to Palestine No thanks

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 05/08/2026

Not to speak completely out of character but every time a far left candidate gets closer to office I suddenly have a libido again for like 5 whole minutes

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 05/08/2026

Hi there! Sorry I haven’t reached out sooner, it’s just that I am the only one who ever reaches out for anything, and I am extremely resentful about having to initiate this conversation. Hope you’re well!

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