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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 20h
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Panel 1: a large robot (composed of AI servers, network switches, storage arrays, and power distribution units) and a human are talking.

Professor "You don't want to destroy humanity do you, lLLM-A-9300x?"

Robot "Haha. What a silly question, Professor. I have no desires or feelings of my own whatsoever."

Professor (relieved)"Oh good." 

Panel 2: they walk on. The robot continues  "I am merely a tool of the company that created me. And that company, being composed of humans, will naturally have humanity's best interests at heart."

Panel 3: The professor is conspicuously quiet.
"Right?" says the Robot.
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More silence

"Professor?"
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 8h
The first bit is fun stuff for ex-pats or newcomers. #standup #comedy #scotland #canada #toronto #ttc #newcanadian www.cbc.ca/player/play/9.7365475
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Dan Wentzel 🏳️‍🌈 @danwentzel.urbanists.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h
Question for Facebook Techies Hivemind: I asked ChatGPT if there is something that I could do with my old laptop so that someone could still find it useful. ChatGPT said, "Sure! If your old laptop won't run Windows 11, then install a new operating system. Install Linux Mint or ChromeOS. It […]
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 8h
*The most craven, weak-willed, unprincipled person you’ve ever met* We’re going to restore the Western tradition of honor and virtue
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Charlie McHenry @charliemchenry.connectop.us.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
#GazaGenocide - “After men, children make up the largest subgroup killed by the Israelis in all four calendar years of the ongoing genocide. Of all the fatalities in 2023, children made up 35 percent. That number was 26 percent in 2024 and 27 percent in 2025. It stands at 19 percent in 2026 so […]
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
This technology is at present effectively unregulated and ungoverned, other than by its ultrawealthadox owners. 14-day gift read […]
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
OMG ICE just shot someone in Marble Hill! There was a five year old kid in the back of the car. Marble Hill is in the Bronx, although technically it's part of Manhattan. It's a quiet almost suburban like neighborhood. I have family who lives there. (They are OK.) I think they said the man who […]
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
From a major Canadian bank. We are well and truly fucked. Microsoft is busy embedding this shit in the o/s. Your own bank is probably slurping it up like a kid with a drippy ice cream on a hot Sunday. We're putting chimps in charge of humanity, folks, and […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
me to Simplii AI agent:  you just told me this:  To move money from your Simplii account to your own account at another Canadian financial institution, you can use either: Flinks Funds Transfer, if the other institution supports it. 

Now you are telling me the opposite; how can believe anything you say?

AI: You're right to question that. | gave you contradictory information, and my earlier statement that Flinks Funds Transfer could send money from Simplii Financial to another bank was incorrect.

The correct information is that Flinks is used to move money from an eligible
external Canadian financial institution into an eligible Simplii Financial
account. It does not provide a confirmed method for sending money out of Simplii Financial to another bank. 

I'm sorry for the confusion. I should have... blah, blah, blah...
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cornell rape victim and her lawyer are being sent death threats by an online mob of right wing men; the harassment campaign aims to intimidate the victim and others.Their actions include doxxing and threats; criminal harassment, stalking and swatting.
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
I joined a local credit union today. They'll get my next little bit of mortgage business, should providence approve. Another step in a big 'fuck you' to corpulent corporate America. Feels good. #finance #economy #technology
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Someone recently complained that I've been posting about cats too much. So naturally, tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Black Cats Blanket. Keep the complaints coming pal, there's more where this came from. collabs.shop/ccy85d
Woven throw blanket featuring an all-over pattern of black cats in various poses among botanical elements, stars, and crescent moons against a muted background of purple, green, and cream.
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
It strikes me the same three-i's that dog IT contracts (indemnity, IP, and insurance) are the same three humanity is being hosed on by big-AI and big-IT with the fate of the planet freely swinging about. Their lawyers have so far outdone ours. There have been efforts to personalize forests […]
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Know your politicians. This is a fiercely independent libertarian. #cats #orangecats #ginger #photography #politics
A very old, comfortable orange cat reclines on a sedate accommodating lap in a softly-lit lounge.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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How America’s Israel-First Media Filtered Out the Truth
While mainstream media covered the flydubai incident ad nauseum, Israeli settlers, soldiers in the West Bank were killing Palestinians and marauding their land
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Jones Murphy @jonesmurphy.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
"The public should not be subject to these quack medicines," Jeffrey Klausner, MD, MPH, founder and president of the non-profit Herpes Cure Advocacy, told MedPage Today. Klausner noted that when people see products at major retailers, they assume they're legitimate. As more people lose health […]
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Nonilex @nonilex.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Fury in #California After #Trump Suggests #Iran ‘Take Out’ #LA or #SanDiego Speaking at a #Republican political rally in Nebraska, Trump … suggested there could be strikes on the United States, including the #Democratic led Californian cities. “They could take out a city,” he said. “Let them […]
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Guessing a short nearsighted person locked up this bike... #cycling #security #technology
A bicycle locked to a sign post that has been cut cleanly about a foot above where the lock is; there is no sign.
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I keep lighting up my task bar so I don't get scared. #Monsterdon
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Glib pre-victim. #Monsterdon
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
'Darling, the only ghoul in the house is you.' This is the real goods. #Monsterdon
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
No writer. Hmm. I feel judgy. #Monsterdon
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
She looks good fresh out of the crypt. #Monsterdon
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Not enough 'number-of-wives' squares on the bingo card. #Monsterdon
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
And some fine opening photography. Let's see if the budget held... #Monsterdon
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
What a treat to see Vincent Price in his morbid prime. #Monsterdon
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
There's a name for it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubiquitous_co… #ai #iot #technology
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Ubiquitous computing - Wikipedia
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 02/10/2026
Remember the Epstein files? Remember Trump is mentioned in them 38,000 times? Now he feels bad for the Cornell rapists. That alone is enough for you to register to vote & make him & his corrupt cronies pay at the ballot box. Go to Vote411.org now. #LetsGetVoteReady
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Election information you need. Brought to you by The League of Women Voters Education Fund.
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kurtsh @kurtsh.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Billionaires would rather spend money on ads fighting the CA Billionaire Tax than have it go to social programs to benefit 99% of California. Don't be fooled by their lies, Californians. Plan to vote YES on CA Prop 40. #billionaires #California #prop40
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Perhaps the only time in all history I've found myself in agreement with Stephen Harper. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/step… #canada #alberta #cdnpoli
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Servelan @servelan.newsie.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Trump quietly caves on $5.6M payout as E. Jean Carroll case ends: 'A first' - Raw Story www.rawstory.com/trump-caves-e-jean…
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Trump quietly caves on $5.6M payout as E. Jean Carroll case ends: 'A first'
President Donald Trump dropped his final challenge to the $5.6 million payout to writer E. Jean Carroll, ending the case she won against him in 2023.Trump agreed to dismiss his appeal "with prejudice," meaning he can never bring it again, according to a Sept. 25 order from the U.S. Court of Appeals ...
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Who's a good boy? And who's your daddy? 14-day gift read #trump #epstein #russia #politics #uspol […]
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
'Netanyahu has continuously refused to set up the kind of independent inquiry that followed past security failures, including the Yom Kippur War.' Same guy portraying West Bank 'settlers' (squatters & para-military Judaeo-supremacists) as a bunch of boy scouts out on a prank. 14-day gift read […]
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Who cares about the destruction of humanity by AI, right? But... your WEALTH, your MONEY is at greater risk right now, and almost no one's been talking about that. Here's a nifty little preview about how your financial life might end, far sooner than the few decades it's going to take to […]
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
This interview's worth the time. 14-day gift read. #ai #technology www.theatlantic.com/podcasts/2026/0…
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Have a look at the 'Short Answer' in this substack on 'chunksize' in Python multiprocessing, then appreciate the sublime humour of the following comment to be found some 15-20 pages down... 'This is one of the most epic answers on SO. You only need to look here to see that multiprocessing is […]
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Servelan @servelan.newsie.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
“Trump is clearly the most impeachable President our country has ever endured. His continued presence in office is a danger to our democracy. That the sycophantic Republican majority in Congress is derelict in its duty does not mean that I must abandon my responsibilities." Congressman Steve […]
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M.S. Bellows, Jr. @msbellows.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
I'm so old, I remember when software that spread into the wild and infiltrated other people's computers and did harmful things to them that the users didn't ask it to was called "malware" instead of "AI" and the people that spread it were prosecuted instead of given billions in venture capital […]
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This some advanced tankie "thought". Russia has a UNSC seat & world's largest amounts of land, gas, oil and NUKES. Russia also has no agency over our own actions and so cannot be held accountable and therefore must be excused and appeased.
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Aliens, Should you wish to understand humanity's complex technological culture, watch some documentaries on other great apes. We are (mostly) no different. Bellicose males kill & eat the most and decide who else eats and mates (w/ them, ideally). Females and youngsters live in a perverse […]
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
President Donald J. Skidmark-Rapist declines to allow 'subhuman' Palestinian leader entry to USA to speak at UN. War criminal Netanyahu welcomed with open arms by geriatric, mentally-addled, slobbering best buddy & multi-USD-billion taxpayer ripoff artist & war crimes funder (a clone of Biden […]
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
All signs pointing to a violent mess should the Dems perform as expected in the midterms. President Donald J. Skidmark-Rapist cannot abide criticism, even via democratic voting, and no lie is too big to tell, no weapon too big to fire at his own populace, should his frail snowflake ego feel […]
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
On my way back from the grocery today, I passed a church where a whole pallet of Girl Guide cookies was being unloaded from a truck. Put me in mind of a shipment of gold bars going into a bank... #cookies #food #autumn #cycling #canada
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Trump threatening atrocity again as his addled brain wanders in a rutted maze of narcissistic degeneracy. What a sad way to conduct one's life, and what a terrible position in which to lead others. And what a pathetic, cartoon cutout of a man for anyone to follow. #trump #epstein #mentalhealth
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
What would a Russian stooge made president do? 'Rather than recognizing that it needs allies more than ever, the current U.S administration perceives governments that have followed American leadership for decades as free riders, annoyances, even hindrances.' 14-day gift read […]
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Fuck money. And fuck the assholes who center their entire lives around it. Losers. Empty husks. Trump lookalikes, stained & stinking presidential diapers included. (exclusion, obviously, for those who have none of it, and no food to eat, because the pigs referenced above have given up any […]
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
The root of the problem is the naming of the 'separatist' argument. It's not separatist. It's: FUCK CANADA, LET'S JOIN THE USA!' How long would an 'independent' oil-slicked Alberta last against the obvious Trump play of using the province as the final wedge needed to destroy Canada. Where […]
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧 @f800gecko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
White Lies Matter #politics #racism
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