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Höfmann

@f701pit.bsky.social
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no heroes. horse respecter. following Liverpool and yelling into the void North Dakota/Minnesota

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5h
if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and my serenity is punctured by the sound of your tesla flipping in the air, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 18h
Today was the day out black walnuts fell, in case you were recording that sort of thing.
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
8 games, 8 goals and 3 assists for 34 year old one season wonder Mo Salah
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m pretty meh on Carra but the CBS champions league coverage has been the best football show for years.
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hey can you not
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this is anti-welsh discrimination
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
lmao
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
that was fucking smooth
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this has been fun. nice to see this much movement off the ball
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
nice. good they were able to see a corner not be cleared by the first man as well.
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
squad numbers sum is 345 so you know its gonna be good
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Looking forward to more Koumas. Hoping Wirtz can shut up the doubters.
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lmao
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
North Dakota Apologizes For Contributing Nothing To Nation’s Greatness theonion.com/north-dakota-apologize…
North Dakota Apologizes For Contributing Nothing To Nation’s Greatness
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
off the fucking rails. a rogue government.
apnews.com
Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Questions off the field, still so much quality on the field” my guy the answer to the questions is what is on the field.
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Kamall @kamlfc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
City’s three subs cost £217m. Playing against 10 men cos of a bogus red and Dixon is saying you still have to hand it to City as they’ve played so well. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
City supporters are making it much easier to rub their faces in the upcoming punishment
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
85’ yellow to a nothing player for the same shit the rest of the team has done all march
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just nuke the whole organization
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Commentators couldn’t be more thrilled by the last 10 min
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Send them to the football conference, strip the titles, force sale of the club and all players
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Once again asking Liverpool to fucking batter someone if they’re gong to get called for every little whisper of a touch anyway
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fuck off
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why no yellow for Anderson then?
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lmao ok Chris
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Actually brilliant to replace the Rodri/Fernandinho role with a white Brit.
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Actually kinda weird they are allowed to filed a team at all. It’s all built on a pile of corruption.
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Chris Kavanaugh of Ashton-under-Lyne
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 10/10/2026
“My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.” These titans of business. These masters of the universe.
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My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.
Shane Mac, the CEO of XMTP Labs, got a rude shock when one of his AI agents posted his monthly bank audit in a company Slack channel.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new meme template
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Russel Brand is at Hartsfield-Jackson gate A31 if anyone else wants to tell him he’s a piece of shit.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Following the news that Manchester City FC has been found guilty of 114 breaches of the PL's rules and regulations, @josimarfootball.bsky.social has lifted the paywall on articles of ours focusing on MCFC and its commercial partners since 2018. Links follow in this thread.
josimar.no
The Men Behind Manchester City: The Dark Side | Josimar
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Carlon Groiss @carloncarpenter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just finishing up “This Land” by Christopher Ketchum and this has been basically true in practice for over a decade.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a thread about an all-day academic conference of early research findings about the effects of Operation Metro Surge. Kind of harrowing to seeing the damage of the federal government’s combination ethnic cleansing/ideological terror campaign laid out like this.
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
City just going with the Bayern approach now. Half their team is from other premier league clubs.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mikel Arteta hasn't been this rattled since we proved Malcolm Gladwell was a fraud.
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authodizer @doktrock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Faulty AI use: Tennessee woman who was wrongly accused by #Fargo investigators and held in jail for months based on faulty artificial intelligence facial recognition evidence, has filed a $10 million civil rights lawsuit against the Fargo Police and the detective. #NorthDakota
inforum.com
Woman wrongly jailed for months files $10M civil rights case against Fargo police, detective
Angela Lipps' lawsuit details her arrest and months of incarceration following her identification as a suspect in a bank fraud case by an investigator who relied on AI facial recognition.
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Adam Smith @adamlsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He said: “I can be proud of being German and still be open, diverse, kind and friendly.” Klopp said it was more important that the country had enough doctors and caregivers but said football can “foster a sense of community here, allowing us to truly feel the power of sport”. I still love him.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lmao they said Enzo wasn’t trying to play the ball
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Just hire the guy who looks most like Pep.”
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lmao
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Actually brilliant to replace the Rodri/Fernandinho role with a white Brit.
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
everyone, everywhere today
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Police Officer Grand Salute
ALT: Police Officer Grand Salute
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Where you going? You moving to Texas? You going to buy one of those 5 BR/6.5 BA houses that’s all garage in front in Frisco, TX? With the faux brick facade? Your wife giving up Broadway and MoMA and driving to downtown Dallas? Eating at Capital Grille? STFU and open up that checkbook son
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Höfmann @f701pit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Some miscreant driving the ice cream truck through the neighborhood at 8 on a school night.
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