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💀Ezra🍔

@ezra.solutions
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Your favorite phone support technician. He/Him/Ez. Madisonian. Jeff Gerstmann once called me a "multi-hyphenate"

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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 20h
you can't tell me this isn't a @baybayfriend.bsky.social post
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 27/09/2026
a stage washed in blue light. a keyboard and accordion stand at its center.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 27/09/2026
if you want a spot for quiet contemplation you could do worse than the madison public market on a saturday evening
the patio at the Madison Public Market, empty. There is a sign that reads "now open | explore." It is early evening, and a sheet of cirrocumulus clouds give the sky an odd, but pretty, flat look, as if it were a ceiling.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 26/09/2026
eric rahill in Primetime suggests a Rap World Cinematic Universe
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 24/09/2026
crimson desert is like if someone dared to ask "what if the witcher had ten times the budget and also was incredibly fucking stupid" delightful
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 23/09/2026
oh my god my realtor made my house look like it's in silent hill i'm doomed
a picture of a backyard looking at a white house. the colors are both weirdly pale and hideously oversaturated. the clouds look like they are exploding in white fire. there appears to be a strange haze on the whole thing.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 23/09/2026
carly rae jeppson's ma · lo · rt is that anything
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 21/09/2026
unbelievably good stuff.
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Mags Display Name @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 17/09/2026
I'm so goddamn sick of hearing about these guys that the people making the world insane have a foundational text that is harry potter fanfic turns my brain to mush
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11? The day They Might Be Giants released their eighth studio album "Mink Car?"
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siskel & eBird @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid theonion.com/everything-finally-cli…
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition
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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026
loving the new look
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 05/09/2026
that sounds right
a news headline from the BBC which reads "Richard Hammond to 'find a way' to share mansion with bats after renovation plans paused." the man in question smiles at the camera in front of a sheet of plywood.
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 03/09/2026
noel's gonna get it wet
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 02/09/2026
has anyone written about the state of the attachment theory influencer industrial complex
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024
GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 27/08/2026
what the fuck is the point anymore
an email header that says "Hey Ezra! You have 0 Noodles."
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Katie @feminaridens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY TAMBOURINE??????????? youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI?...
youtu.be
Anything Can Happen on Halloween - The Worst Witch featuring Tim Curry (HD Remaster)
YouTube video by Rad Retro
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augustdrake @augustdrake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Dragon Ball Z: Spirit Bomb Energy Gathering
ALT: Dragon Ball Z: Spirit Bomb Energy Gathering
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 26/08/2026
tim curry?????
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
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sincerely, rob dubbin @robdubbin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh no. what a loss, what a legend. RIP dolly parton, our only collab was brief and also you weren't aware of it, but i'll never ever forget it
screenshot of an old tweet from me, rob dubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the stoer
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 25/08/2026
“commissioner didn't do funding anymore the house has key up—sides you become crushed bad now” — #fridgle 11 fridgle.net/p/03
fridgle.net
fridgle
daily fridge poetry toy
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 25/08/2026
insane stuff
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Online leftists don't have jobs" excuse you? I'm literally posting instead of doing mine right now
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
*Arthur Morgan voice, through tears* That’s OK, girl. You done good. You done real good. *Dukes of Hazzard Dixie Horn, but mournful*
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 20/08/2026
forgive me for being crass but: weird al's guitarist should call me
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 14/08/2026
my guy looks like rocky rococo in the first "shot" and decided "hell yeah, post"
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In Japan Woke 2 was called Wokie Wokie Panic.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 12/08/2026
that's that party unity! jesus, tony.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 06/08/2026
folks, it's true
A coaster which reads "WE LOVE HIBARI-KUN!"

Hibari-kun is also on the coaster, holding a guitar, looking pensive.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 05/08/2026
playing pinball on the internet twitch.tv/forebodingburger
twitch.tv
forebodingburger - Live on Twitch
don't touch the door! | Streaming pinball fx for 1 viewers.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
FOX NEWS: Is there anything in what you told Hasan Piker that you disavow now? FRANCESCA HONG: No.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 31/07/2026
Fuck With Me
4 packets of pickled mustard greens propped up by a desk phone.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 31/07/2026
my dedication to not letting my eyes drift to the last panel before reading every word of the first three was richly rewarded
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 30/07/2026
daily affirmations
A huge 3-phase breaker labeled "I live in an SP48. My part number is CB189. / I am the trip plug. I am part number CB190."
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 30/07/2026
I can't wait to bring hot and spicy pickled mustard tubers to my friends at work 😊😊😊
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Maddy B. Hare @mbhare.eurosky.social · 24/07/2026
The MGS1 Death Generator made by Alice Averlong (foone). The fake MGS1 screenshot features Otocon telling Solid Snake:
She's a Dark Empath, Snake. You'll need to use your chaff grenades.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 15/07/2026
that's what i'm saying
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 15/07/2026
obsession might be the most upsetting movie i've ever seen
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 13/07/2026
You could be listening to Outride a Crisis right now, yeah!
youtube.com
Outride a Crisis - SUPER HANG-ON
YouTube video by SEGA SOUND TEAM - Topic
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/07/2026
when i say he had "a life well lived" i don't just mean a lengthy career on stage and screen, nor a healthy relationship with an adoring public. i mean he got to be friends with laura dern
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
there is some soft and kind spirit moving through the world these days I can sense it
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Disco Elysium style text box. It reads:

RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] — Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about populism. Scratch that, to coming up with the question about populism, the alpha and omega of populism questions, and that question is:

1. (Whisper.) "Is Count Binface the Establishment?"
2. Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.
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piper 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @velvetxero.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
good morning
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