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💀Ezra🍔

@ezra.solutions
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Your favorite phone support technician. He/Him/Ez. Madisonian. Jeff Gerstmann once called me a "multi-hyphenate"

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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 1h
huh??? the head-on commercials were famously confusing!!
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 18h
You ever stay up til midnight painting over something you were really proud of with a color they literally call "perfect greige?"
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 30/09/2026
thanks for keeping us posted on what's going on over there man
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 30/09/2026
you can't tell me this isn't a @baybayfriend.bsky.social post
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 29/09/2026
it's always a shock to truly understand how many people make no attempt at all to keep ads out of their lives
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 29/09/2026
hey. i don't like this at all
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 29/09/2026
many are saying it
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 28/09/2026
I would listen to the demos to see how accurate that is but I'm standing next to these rn
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 28/09/2026
If it was the pedal that sounded like the warbly melody line in Ice Cap zone as discussed on Run Button this week that was me in a youtube comment!
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 27/09/2026
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 27/09/2026
a stage washed in blue light. a keyboard and accordion stand at its center.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 27/09/2026
please ma'am put that down we need to remove your gallbladder *now*
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 27/09/2026
if you want a spot for quiet contemplation you could do worse than the madison public market on a saturday evening
the patio at the Madison Public Market, empty. There is a sign that reads "now open | explore." It is early evening, and a sheet of cirrocumulus clouds give the sky an odd, but pretty, flat look, as if it were a ceiling.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 27/09/2026
that you were struck by inspiration and created this in exactly thirty minutes is breathtaking
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 26/09/2026
eric rahill in Primetime suggests a Rap World Cinematic Universe
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 25/09/2026
i must be these people's nightmare. i'm the only one laughing at stuff all the time
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 25/09/2026
aqua wants to watch chernobyl
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 24/09/2026
"aforesaid" someone give this nerd a swirly
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 24/09/2026
man, i hate this guy!
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 24/09/2026
crimson desert is like if someone dared to ask "what if the witcher had ten times the budget and also was incredibly fucking stupid" delightful
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 24/09/2026
exaaaaactly
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 24/09/2026
When you're 13 though it goes absolutely crazy
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 23/09/2026
oh my god my realtor made my house look like it's in silent hill i'm doomed
a picture of a backyard looking at a white house. the colors are both weirdly pale and hideously oversaturated. the clouds look like they are exploding in white fire. there appears to be a strange haze on the whole thing.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 23/09/2026
couch cushions
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 23/09/2026
joke valid by royal decree. nice
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 23/09/2026
carly rae jeppson's ma · lo · rt is that anything
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 22/09/2026
i appreciate "dook"
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 22/09/2026
can't wait to deliver a package to The Mayor in DS3
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 21/09/2026
whoa
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 21/09/2026
oh i guess sweet treats can be and often are drinks. there goes old diabetic ezra putting his foot in his mouth again
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 21/09/2026
girls should get their hemoglobin A1C checked in that case
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 21/09/2026
obsession is probably the most upsetting movie i've ever seen and it's because Everything That Happens Is Solely Because Bear Feels Entitled To Nikki and trying to wedge supernatural lore stuff into one's interpretation of it unquestionably weakens it. i wonder why one would want to do that
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 21/09/2026
qba'g jbeel v'z nyernql n pbhcyr puncgref va naq gubhtug "url vg'f zl tbbq sevraq znttvr"
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 21/09/2026
unbelievably good stuff.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 21/09/2026
this is so, so cool. the reveal is an absolute magic trick. ("hey," i thought, "*i'm* a guest user! OHHHH") Gnlybe'f ynfg cbfg vf unhagvat nsgre lbh unir gur jubyr pbagrkg. Fur trgf gur cvpgher, evtug? Evtug? :C
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 20/09/2026
this is the coolest thing
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 18/09/2026
now it is very possible that there's some os or browser fuckery going on here, i'm on firefox on windows.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 18/09/2026
Just tried it--at least on web, after clicking the checkbox for the first picture I want, I can shift-click to range select.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 18/09/2026
the answer is: the home still has a gas heater, it's just only used when the heat pump won't work
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 18/09/2026
canned lapsang??? that'd do it. you should get some of that stuff into Madison... y'know, for the heritage, not just because I want it
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 17/09/2026
I'm so goddamn sick of hearing about these guys that the people making the world insane have a foundational text that is harry potter fanfic turns my brain to mush
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 15/09/2026
but hey! you get to pretend you're immortan joe
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 13/09/2026
if it was because of FAA understaffing...
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 11/09/2026
i mean if the GPUs are...
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11? The day They Might Be Giants released their eighth studio album "Mink Car?"
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 11/09/2026
those crazy kids are gonna make it
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 09/09/2026
do other cities do this? tear down iconic landmarks and put four-over-ones where they used to be and give them cutesy names based on the more interesting thing that used to be there
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