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💀Ezra🍔

@ezra.solutions
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Your favorite phone support technician. He/Him/Ez. Madisonian. Jeff Gerstmann once called me a "multi-hyphenate"

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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 04/10/2026
this game has the juice
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 28/09/2026
I would listen to the demos to see how accurate that is but I'm standing next to these rn
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 27/09/2026
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 27/09/2026
a stage washed in blue light. a keyboard and accordion stand at its center.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 27/09/2026
if you want a spot for quiet contemplation you could do worse than the madison public market on a saturday evening
the patio at the Madison Public Market, empty. There is a sign that reads "now open | explore." It is early evening, and a sheet of cirrocumulus clouds give the sky an odd, but pretty, flat look, as if it were a ceiling.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 23/09/2026
oh my god my realtor made my house look like it's in silent hill i'm doomed
a picture of a backyard looking at a white house. the colors are both weirdly pale and hideously oversaturated. the clouds look like they are exploding in white fire. there appears to be a strange haze on the whole thing.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 05/09/2026
that sounds right
a news headline from the BBC which reads "Richard Hammond to 'find a way' to share mansion with bats after renovation plans paused." the man in question smiles at the camera in front of a sheet of plywood.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 27/08/2026
what the fuck is the point anymore
an email header that says "Hey Ezra! You have 0 Noodles."
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 06/08/2026
folks, it's true
A coaster which reads "WE LOVE HIBARI-KUN!"

Hibari-kun is also on the coaster, holding a guitar, looking pensive.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 31/07/2026
Fuck With Me
4 packets of pickled mustard greens propped up by a desk phone.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 30/07/2026
daily affirmations
A huge 3-phase breaker labeled "I live in an SP48. My part number is CB189. / I am the trip plug. I am part number CB190."
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 29/06/2026
i let a couple of folks get around me to the center of the stage so they could get a setlist. they found me a little later on so I could take a picture of it what a lovely moment 🥺
a set list:
E - Clemency for the Wizard King
Charlie Sheen
D - Harlem Roulette
G - Shallow Grave
E - You Or Your Memory
Cm - Need More Bandages
D - You Were Cool - I V ii IV
--solo break--
E - White Cedar
C - Genesis 3:23
C - The Diaz Brothers
F# - Fishing Boat, but crossed out and replaced with Armies Of The Lord (this was a correct substitution i think)
A - Cry for Judas
G - First Blood
B flat - Amy AKA Spent Gladiator 1
No Children
This Year
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 29/06/2026
oh, well then
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 19/06/2026
yeah I could hear em while I was trying to sleep
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 14/06/2026
I don't think that's right
A Google TV home page showing a preview image of Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt in Passengers with the synopsis text: "the filmmaker highlights Iran's hidden realities as taxi passengers reveal their true selves. From sexual queries to playful impressions..."
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 23/05/2026
that's right
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 16/05/2026
listen, it's the same image
the tar cat from Death Stranding 2. Seriously, the resemblance is uncanny. Kojima would have made it with one eye if the idea had occurred to him
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 16/05/2026
I got the model kit for the DHV Magellan as a souvenir for playing Death Stranding 2 and Jaeger is obsessed with the box it shipped in. Won't leave it alone
A black cat with one eye and a sort of shocked expression in a cardboard box, looking just past the camera.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 14/05/2026
my buddy at work said "hey someone is giving away a vintage oscilloscope do you want it?" and I broke out into a run
A crusty old oscilloscope. Notably it says "14019 Federal Property" on it.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 10/05/2026
Fresnel refers to a very specific type of lens and the fixture body that accommodates it. That is an ellipsoidal spotlight (which is good at casting sharp shadows), while these guys are fresnels (which are good at softer edges). both are heavy as shit
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 20/04/2026
A refrigerated case at a grocery store with a sign that says "TRY THESE NEW FISH ITEMS PLEASE!!!"
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 17/04/2026
my petard!
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 17/04/2026
neododgingbullets.gif
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 26/03/2026
had to send a message
A thumbs down in front of the logo at the ATT headquarters in Dallas
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 22/03/2026
I am in Dallas and do you know what Dallas has? that's right it's GRACKLES
a great-tailed grackle being an absolute divaa great-tailed grackle being an absolute diva
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 10/03/2026
"my god"
an MS Paint drawing of a crosshair in a circle with some rainbow-colored jagged lines in it
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 11/02/2026
lmao whaaaaaat
a poster for the movie, and i am not shitting you, "i can only imagine 2." like, a sequel to the movie about a CCM hit. what the fuck
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 29/01/2026
you know what? fuck you *monochromes your horse girls*
The icons for the Pokemon TCG app and Umamusume: Pretty Derby, both rendered in a low contrast, blue monochrome.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 10/12/2025
c'mon man
an ad for HBO Max showing a disheveled-looking Dr. Robby from (HBO's The Pitt) and a glowing Superman (from Superman) next to each other. Copy below the images reads: "Heroes by Day and by Night / Whether fighting monsters on the streets of Metropolis or racing against the clock in the ER, these two remind us of the best humanity has to offer."
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 04/12/2025
"It Only Tuesday"
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 13/11/2025
absolute banger email preview. nextdoor, gmail, you're doing great work over there
an email preview with the subject: "In Madison and Dane County, where our neighbors and friends..." and the preview "obviously, skin color doesn't denote and proclivity to committing a crime. Racial profiling is always wrong. With that in mind..."
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 13/11/2025
found it
A boxed cat tree called "Dark Tower"
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 25/10/2025
Hemingway who???
A handmade paper sign posted to a wall that reads "Sold out of Banh Mi"
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 28/09/2025
at anamanaguchi who have been a bucket list show for yeeeeears!
A wide shot of a rock concert stage washed in blue light
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 17/09/2025
listen if grammarly is trying to sell me on making my writing more concise i do not think they should be putting this copy at the top of their subscription order page
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 09/09/2025
adore the production on this one, I can't wait to hear more, and-- hang on, what's that? no, it can't be-
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 03/09/2025
see, because i am an insufferable hipster i am wearing the online ceramics x a24 shirt they put out for The Curse (i did not notice the tiny tomato dicks when i bought it but i roll with it because i could stand to be more outrageous from time to time
a white t-shirt depicting a bunch of cherry tomatoes with little red protrusions coming from them in front of a cloud. the shirt reads "The Cherry Tomato Boys" above the image, and "Espanola New Mexico" below it. In a yellow circle at a jaunty angle it says "Once it's between the bread it's all the same." The A24, Online Ceramics and The Curse logo are also surrounding the image.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 18/08/2025
met a dog
a picture taken from inside a barn of a dog staring into the door from a good distance away, half-obscured by shadow
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 12/08/2025
amazing things are happening on Madison Nextdoor
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 29/07/2025
come on now that's not real
a web modal that says "Learn Astro with James Q Quick / Build your first site with 35 interactive (capital-S) Scrimba lessons"
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 15/07/2025
no it doesn't
an email from "Atlassian Customer Success" whose subject is "Your Confluence Instance Needs You"
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 13/07/2025
some, of you all
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 12/07/2025
Jumped out of my car to get these! #wiwx
A wall cloud over a schoolA wall cloud over a schoolA wall cloud over a school
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 11/07/2025
good lord, what is going on in there
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 02/07/2025
him
A black cat with one eye pointed at the camera, standing on a sink in a bathroom, surrounded by rainbows cast against the tiles behind it.
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 20/06/2025
oh, easy: it can't
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 03/06/2025
man, shut up
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 15/05/2025
wheee #wiwx
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 06/05/2025
oh lmao
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💀Ezra🍔 @ezra.solutions · 05/05/2025
they're calling me the best to ever do it, i hear
chat messages which read: "I am genuinely so happy that you're my husband / Anyway gotta go fuck some buckets or whatever"
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