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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans

@exstasisgames.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Strange TTRPGs for strange people. exstasisgames.com Also the producer for DIE, Hollows, and Voidheart Symphony at Rowan Rook and Decard. All views are my own unhinged ideas, and are not RRD's fault.

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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 22h
I used to work in market research and we consistently found saying that foods contained added vitamins made a certain type of person's brains explode. That's who Restore is for. People who are frightened of vitamins.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perfection.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Horse zine?
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Read MOONFLOW
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't recollect that, but it sounds like something I would do...
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh shit @gshowitt.bsky.social, he's rumbled us. Alex has gazed long and deep into the abyss, and it has gazed back. And Alex and the abyss have found communion, and now I think they're teaming up and this is exactly how I was hoping people would think about Hollows.
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of my favorite and most effective design patterns is "tell the player exactly what you're gonna do to them, then do it." You can be SIGNIFICANTLY meaner to the player if you simply tell them ahead of time that that's exactly what you'll be doing, and also the suspense of the warning is a delight
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surely this applies to someone reading this.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Share the last 4 TTRPGs you played and expose your gaming habits (or don't, I'm not a cop). Hollows 7th Sea 2e Household Eat the Reich
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh! I'm now on holiday til the 24th so no rush!
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They are unfailingly nice and have great taste! You're gonna be fine!
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
C18th espionage when the fey return to reclaim their homeland. (You are the fey; we tried it the other way and it was boring.)
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Dr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 16/09/2026
I’m up before dawn for travel, which means I can bug the lunchtime UK crowd: Do I know any game nerds with interests in 18th century (1660-1835) within shouting distance of Oxford (or willing to be for purposes of talking about their work for/with 18th century scholars?)
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No, but I *have* just realised you're the perfect beta reader for Next Big Game when I get back to it.
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Sylvan Lawrence Is Long Hauled Again @lonelamplighter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not sure who here heard already, but Nic from IPR was in a really bad car crash two weeks ago, and his car is completely totaled. Anything you can give would be immensely appreciated, and even if you can't, please please please spread the word on this! www.gofundme.com/f/support-ni...
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Donate to Support Nicholas's Recovery and Car Replacement, organized by David Gales
I'm raising funds for my dear friend Nicholas, who was recently in a ter… David Gales needs your support for Support Nicholas's Recovery and Car Replacement
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
DEAD NET DEAD NET DEAD NEEEEEEET!!! (I don't even want to be in the giveaway, I just think this is going to be a stupidly cool game)
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TWO SECONDS. Heardle Pop! #950 🔊🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ #Heardle #pop #popmusic #music #HeardlePop www.heardle.info/pop/
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Heardle Pop
Heardle Pop features a clip from a popular Pop song. Guess in as 6 tries as possible, and be sure to come back every day for a new Pop song.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Solo TTRPG players of the Internet! When you're playing a solo RPG that is mostly writing... how much game do you want in your creative writing exercise, or alternatively, how much writing do you want in your gaming? Like, where's the balance? (Please help me out with some reposts!)
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Same but the new Fire Emblem and enough energy drinks to play it in a terrifying 72 hour marathon.
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
PSA! wyrd.science
A badly crafted notice full of dodgy graphical fonts  and emojis that reads

Listen Up

If your girl...

- is into roleplay
- always wants to try something new
- has a perfect spine

that's not your girl

that's a

Wyrd
Science
Magazine

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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stepdad is now fixing the credits to ensure these scurvy knaves know @critlore.bsky.social is also being stolen from.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stepdad just found a bunch of Ex Stasis books and my freelance writing on his favourite... uh... free media site. And I'm here, just happy people could be bothered to pirate my work.
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Hannah Flynn 🐀 @itshannahflynn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is easy and comfortable to think, look at this thing we made, we have worked so hard, the hard work is the proof that it is good, people will buy it because they will see we have worked hard and thus made a good thing
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Kaden 🥩 Stranger Still - Out Now!🥩 @kadenramstack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#KadenPlayed 165 This Wretched House #SoloTTRPG by @exstasisgames.bsky.social A W&A game where you have inherited both home and hauntings and have found you have no where else to live. exstasisgames.itch.io/this-wretched-house
This Wretched House by Chant Evans Instruments: Block Tower, Card Deck, 1d6
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Delighted to announce that I have been a GOOD BOY and spent my Saturday doing import paperwork and company admin. Holiday Chant 2 weeks from now will thank me.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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who up nu scaring they weeb? 𖤐 @numetalweeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Date idea: stealing the copper wiring from data centres
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh sheeeeit! Congratulations. And thanks for being based somewhere sensible I can easily drive to 😅 I have, umm, a *lot* of games. Can send you our actual catalogue, if you're interested.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Please. Pleeeeeease.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I will never worship a god who allows their word to be spread on 70gsm paper" Very normal conversations with @yakyuu-yarou.bsky.social in the Discord today.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: what newsss Rowling: tell the dark lord of your accomplishmentsss Graham Linehan: i have something to report Linehan: they put it in the newspaper that i got mad! Rowling: who put in in the newsspaper? Linehan: i did!
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ex Stasis doesn't use AI. And we won't. Why the fuck would we use a machine to do something we love? 100% pure human stupidity, guaranteed.
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C.M. Rosens @cmrosens.com · 30/08/2026
Reminder: you can download my writing workshop prompts and slides for free (or pay as you feel). These have been delivered at conferences with great feedback, so if you missed out on those events, you can catch up here. 🌈📚 #WritingCommunity #WriteSky #AuthorSky ko-fi.com/cmrosens/sho...
Writing Workshop: Designing a Hellscape - Fantasy Worldbuilding; graphic with decorative letters "C" and "M" for the author's initials.Writing Workshop: Writing Queernormative Worlds; graphic with decorative letters "C" and "M" for the author's initials.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm more angry on behalf of the people who've had scheduled surgery cancelled - but thank you. Me too. And thank you for sharing this info, too.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It has taken me 3 years to reach a point where I COULD be referred for top surgery. I've spent nearly £2,000 getting here. I was, no kidding, at most 2 months away. This is... hard. And why is it paused? Because the Welsh service was ACTUALLY REFERRING PEOPLE AT A REASONABLE RATE.
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Chris B 🐻🌈 @loottheroom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Blood In The Margins: Wretched & Alone about campus murder. You and your friends killed someone. Journal about the victim, the cover-up, your why. The investigators are closing in. Dark academia inspired by The Secret History and If We Were Villains. loottheroom.itch.io/blood-in-the-ma…
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Blood In The Margins by Chris Bissette
Dark academia, wretched & alone
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(Also, thank you, I like being asked questions about horses!)
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's hard on the horse's joints and hooves, especially if they're unshod. Plus going above a trot on a smooth surface gives a high chance of skidding or slipping. So it's bad animal care, but even if the rider *doesn't* care, it's using your valuable asset in a way that is unsafe for them and you.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's been at least 10 years since I rode a horse. 20+ since I worked with horses. It STILL pisses me off when I see people on TV cantering on tarmac surfaces.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's possible my GM is a badass. I mean, I know he is. But I think the adventure is *helping*.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Saga of the Fragile Peace has strong inciting incidents, clear leads, and solid character motivations. And it smoothly, gently, unspools from there. I'm not running it, but afaik it's not giving our GM anxiety. This is a reminder to apply this to the, uh, sprawling epic I'm currently co-writing.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of my groups is playing through A Saga of the Fragile Peace, for the Household TTRPG. I really appreciate that they know *exactly* how much adventure you need for a session. I've always said you need about 1/3 as much plot as you think, and this is a great example.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You are in no way dissuading me from this course of action.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
...and obviously if Dark Sun doesn't do what I want I will spite-build my own game that does. As is tradition.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm wary, but I understand why they've removed slavery entirely: there is no way for WotC in particular to handle it without upsetting everyone on both sides. I'm holding out hope that it remains a game about exploitation, and resisting it. I'm maintaining that hope by reading NOTHING til it's out.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well that fucking sucks! Here's hoping for your brain chemistry to stop screwing around SOON.
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Definitely not going to get obsessed with this. Nope. I found a Rarity-81 word worth 94 pts in OUTLIER. SHARP EYES · 776 points · 10 rare words. 1 find no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/22D7HL
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OUTLIER · Day 92
player-3673 scored 776 on Day 92 — can you beat them?
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The Low Insistent Funeral Dirge of Reality Evans @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've had this depression and anxiety diagnosis for 12 years now, and it still creeps up on me. Tonight marks the first time in months I've been able to treat answering a simple Ex Stasis email as a simple task. Fuck, I answered *three*. Brains, huh? Brains.
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