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excession @excession.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM output should be prevented from using human pronouns (i/we)
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
neighbor’s weather station reporting 107.8° F measured, but feels like 119.6°F with 71.6 dew point.my little pony and human friend crying in hell
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reggie seidman @ennui.org · 29/08/2026
The record scratch of all record scratches
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
caves of Qud
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
nominative determinism stay winning, this dude loves getting teabagged by the WH and can’t wait to tell you about the privilege it’s been
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
wow that’s crazy man, they just give up information easily? you ever stop to wonder why that is? why their behavior in private differs from their ‘public facing commentary’ ??? never seen a stenographer so publicly proud of being duped
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this could only have been posted by someone who has never had to help a senior who got tricked by a full-screen fake antivirus ad that feeds them into scam support calls. ad delivery networks are a huge security risk even if you’re good at the internet. not blocking is naive to the point of stupid
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
real problem with DSA is that a nontrivial % of the rank and file are just straight up dipshits. crayon ideologues.
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
too stupid to even co-chair a child's tea party
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
nancy reagan would be glucking furiou
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reggie seidman @ennui.org · 25/07/2026
Denny's (intersection) goatse
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
discovered an insane fact about UK today: apparently it is normal to need recharge your car's air con refrigerant every TWO years??
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
looksmaxxing inspired by Gary Larson
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don’t think other people should have to learn about California politics. It’s not like California voters do
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Purposefully self-sucking at a historical inauguration for gender fluid people is a form of white supremacy
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They know my IP address and the general location I’m logging in from? You don’t say?
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
you can cry directly into your monogrammed protest napkins about it. local expert finds political cause unexpectedly smothered by vanity tissue! news at 11
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
the fuckign horse stall litter is no longer screened to size. every FUCKING day a new betrayal
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
unclear: outside, like on their little expeditions? or are we talking about the real freaks, social breathers
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
see the thing about a government full of avowed rapists is that they freak out and try to kill you when you say no
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
cargo cult performative suffering in pursuit of elitism is the saddest tech bro behavior. sorry assholes, true elitism is axiomatic - I already know I’m better than you and I don’t have to prove it
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Asking Minnesotans to sit back and watch their friends and neighbors be brutalized and abducted by the chud gestapo so you can appeal to the “better angels” of a dementia-addled pedophile and his psychotic racist gremlin is nothing short of cowardice.
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
the crustacean remediation sensation
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Fiddler crabs break down microplastics - Exeter University study
Researchers studied the "thriving" species in a polluted mangrove forest in Colombia.
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Ed @ed3d.net · 02/11/2025
Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself. Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
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I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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bropez.bsky.social @bropez.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Call me JFK the way I’m taking all this lead to the face
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
we need a new microplastic to redirect all the lead to my balls. they may not be brass but it is my god given right to drag them on the floor
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
they believe “criminal” is a kind of person you are, not a status contingent upon actions you take. J6 rioters going to jail was not an outrage because there are no laws they could break that would make them criminals, whilst innocence or guilt have no bearing on if others are criminals or not
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
know a man 20 years then one day he helpfully adds “btw the elephants foot at Chernobyl is…” at you like you’re an ignorant child?? sir? MODS??
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
we have already acquired several disparate tech capable of ending humankind. not overnight nor without effort, but certainly achievable with existing industry. LLMs by themselves are not apocalyptic, no. But suddenly obliterating consensus reality and verifiable truths? not a wow factor for life
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
look at this little murder machine go
lacewing larvae - looking like a hulking, bristled alien murder machine - grasping a tiny green aphid in its large mandibles. lacewing larvae - looking like a hulking, bristled alien murder machine - grasping a tiny green aphid in its large mandibles.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Just gonna keep tapping the sign* *𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
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Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 22/09/2025
https://x.com/keysmashbandit/status/1970204769009512721

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@keysmashbandit
How much Tylenol do I have to take to make sure my baby wants to play Factorio with me
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
will be funny to discover that LLM technology is a great filter
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 19/09/2025
So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
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Donate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective Pikajew
Two years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 28/08/2025
I've been bedridden for the last 6 months, unable to work as I try to get a surgeon and insurance lined up for my operation to let me work again. If you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help. Time isn't on my side here, and waiting is very expensive. ko-fi.com/fooneturing
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Support Foone Turing ❤️
Become a supporter of Foone Turing today!
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 28/08/2025
Almost 20 years ago I talked at Google about how privacy should be akin to a second amendment issue. Tl;dr given the scale of force available to the government, all the guns in the world are useless against an all-knowing tyrant and thus privacy is necessary for the security of a free state. Anyway:
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Flock Wants to Partner With Consumer Dashcam Company That Takes ‘Trillions of Images’ a Month
That dashcam in your car could soon integrate with Flock, the surveillance company providing license plate data to DHS and local police.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Omg

taylorswift Your English and your gym teacher are getting married
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 17/08/2025
UNBELIEVABLELY sweet moment between a peacock chick and their parent. Not sharebait. I COULD NOT believe my luck. Last year I had seen the chicks about 3 weeks later, I was determined to get them younger, and this one DID NOT disappoint! SQUEE - o - meter 10/10, thank you birds! 🥰 🐣 🪶
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 16/08/2025
Gaius Baltar in NBSG with a speech bubble saying the thing below
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 12/08/2025
This article was a supreme delight: grab a cup of tea, set aside 10 or 15 minutes, and enjoy this story about The Hardest Working Font in Manhattan. aresluna.org/the-hardest-... (via @ferociousj.bsky.social)
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The hardest working font in Manhattan
A story of a 150-year-old font you have never heard of – and one you probably saw earlier today.
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
me, looking for an appropriate-sized container (brain) GIRL HOW DEEP THAT NUSSY GO
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
fungus gnat larvae going to town on the algae in the rockwool cubes from my moss propagation experiment.
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excession @excession.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
without explanation, these are not decisions; this is the majority weaponizing the court’s presumption of supremacy - hijacking the historical tradition of deference to SCOTUS opinions. it is a grave mistake to afford these grants any pretense of authority imo
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The stupidest thing of all time is going to happen every 20 minutes for the rest of your life
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YIMBYLAND @yimbyland.com · 04/07/2025
My friend who runs a restaurant in Austin sent me this video of the ads that are playing on Pandora Spanish radio stations. Every commercial kitchen in America is hearing this. Straight out of a dystopian horror film.
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