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(she/her) 30, bi, trans 🏳️‍⚧️. Midwest Princess living in D.C. F1 fan (🐎🟥🟨). I like 🐷, 🐌, and dark whimsy. Baseball enjoyer. Episcopalian ✝️. I am lizard 🦎

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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 4h
Wow, an entire continent vs the guy from the memes is still impressive
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 4h
Oh god, I'm going to be a spooky skeletoon the protagonist finds buried under a pile of paperwork holding a key item
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 4h
It's been a month and I'm become important at work™
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 5h
Ready for more adventures...
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 9h
Stress headache
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Man...
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hot girls know who M̴͙̖͘i̷̤̰͝c̸̹̱̈́̓h̶̜̦̽ạ̸̈́̉ë̴̗̭͘l̸̺̍ ̴̨̒T̵̜̍e̷̫͂ḑ̴̹͂͝f̵̪̦́̕o̷̱͊r̵̰̻̀̾d̷̼͂͗ is
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fascinating things are coming out of south eastern European ethnic strife AI video
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😅
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What an oddly specific and complete true fact about me
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Honestly, I think one of the biggest green flags a person can have is if I know their favorite animal(s)
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I want the wet rat boy protagonist of the new Resident Evil movie
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
sorrow
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes, I did cry
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
10/10
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Resident Evil was even better the second time I think part of it was the audience I first saw it with would laugh at inappropriate times
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My perspective is that I just as easily jump to comparisons to Nazi Germany or Apartheid South Africa when applicable to types of state violence, and those were white supremacist regimes
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I bet the CIA agent who came up with the "what are we, a bunch of asians?" comeback for comparisons to North Korea is really proud of himself
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Overfortnight oatmeal
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 10/10/2026
you gotta put a leash on that thing before Brother Herbert goes fucking appleplectic
brother mo the pet woolybear that sisters dot and helga dress up like a little monk got into brother herbert's garden and he is PISSED
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I hope you're doing ok
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In retrospect, I think building a culture of discourse and hot takes created a feedback loop of attention and validation that makes one's soul easily enshittified
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Kit @hoosierkit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"survived by his faggot family and faggot friends and faggot dog" is going on my gravestone
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@PubWanghaf

BREAKING: James “Talafreako” Talarico has died of AIDS in his home in Faggotville, TX. He is survived by his faggot family and faggot friends and faggot dog.

FOLLOW: 
@NewsBarron
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tomorrow I'm seeing a horror film called 'Other Mommy' No, I will not be taking questions
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And I say Holy Spirit [feminine] not as some #woke "Met God, she's a woman" aside Early Christian liturgies in Hebrew and Greek would gender the Holy Spirit in the feminine and this is something I've integrated into my belief system
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every day I see something that drives me further into AI psychosis [good] [religious psychosis] [it is the Holy Spirit [feminine] that is the Lord and giver of life]
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honey crisp cider. A fine edition to my collection
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think one of the most difficult things is that I CANNOT afford to really mess up, because I cannot move back in with my folks if I do
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're a long way from Woodward and Bernstein
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think for honor reasons, your entire editorial board should commit ritual suicide
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still got it
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
carmilla-minus-one
in deep psychological distress: i should make a post on the internet
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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
buddy if your comms office is making this graphic, it's too late
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know nothing about Quebecois politics, so my entire timeline just reads as French noises
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I quite enjoyed renting a car for the weekend, and it's something I plan to do regularly
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graveworm unearther @waveform.observer · 05/10/2026
Post from cayce.zone. It’s a repost of the dwarf fortress bugs bot. the text of the original post is “[0004125] Problem with Anvil “ & cayce has put it under a picture of Wile E. Coyote about to be obliterated by a large falling object with the tail of a quote bubble to make it look like he is saying the words.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump is an anti-Christ and RFK Jr is one of the horsemen
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Backrooms but the Captain Clark monster is just a normal-ass dude
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these are words trans women would use to insult each other
Creamy vs Thocky vs Clacky vs Poppy vs Clicky. Different Keyboard Sound Compared.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm so sorry
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎵 You know that place between asleep and awake, where you can still remember dreams? 🎵
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am having pizza on a mountain in the clouds. Hope y'all are having a good Sunday
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