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🫧 evie 🫧

@evilyn.bsky.social
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much too much too much i used to write code, now i write poems, utah’s state bird, now in pdx, she/her

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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
old guy with hearing problems that leaves his dogs out to bark literally all day doesn’t want to do anything about it bc he finds it hard to believe that i can hear his dogs barking all day. what do you even say to that
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just got out of therapy and my therapist said all problems are caused by the fact that my heart is too soft and precious for this world
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my young millennial observation on eminem is that the only people i knew that listened to eminem were the literal worst people i ever met
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that tina kotek ad that keeps making me listen to donald trumps stupid fucking voice doing more harm than good
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
picking a book to read always feels like trying to decide, do i want to gnaw on 600 pages of nearly indigestible 200 year old leathery prose, desperately trying to suck out any drop of meaning i can find, or do i want to sit by the pool and sip a nice lemonade
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AYYYYEEEE! i don’t live in utah anymore but i’m throwing a party in my apartment. eat so much shit, you transphobic nutsack
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i don’t want to live in society today. i want to live in the woods
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i love cats but i don’t love all cats. some of these cats are assholes. there’s two outside cats that live at the same house nearby. one is my son away from son, the other bullies my son away from son, is the biggest cat i’ve ever seen and my arch nemesis, a cat super villain if i ever saw one
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my kingdom for a book that ends well
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am exhausted that i am 7 years into transition and doctors still keep ordering the wrong testosterone test
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BIG RAIN
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
goblin creature
calico cat w a cleft lip sitting on a metal shelf and looking at the camera
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“i’m gonna punch your meat until it’s dead” – things to tell an animal that you love
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
brie, the actual cheese itself, is good but goddamn the rind is just such inedible garbage that i can’t even touch the stuff
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
as much as i’ve been able, over the past few years, i’ve been collecting books that are nothing but information. plant id, maps for hiking, for rockhounding, knots, knitting, sewing, joinery, etc, etc. the internet has a lot in it but idk there’s just something about digging through a book
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’ve subbed my dictionary app for a crusty, split-in-two, formerly waterlogged paper dictionary i found in a little free library, and on top of it being a much nicer experience with no ads, it’s actually a lot faster too
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
started feeding the cats only wet food and now their coats are all lustrous and smooth and they’re all in a good mood more often, so i guess, hey, maybe give your cat wet food bc damn
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
idk how i lived my life before tongue scraper
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
transitioning gives you a unique view into everything. every spam text you get as a man is from some woman with a cute sounding name and every spam text you get as a woman is like “mrs, a thing for your consideration”
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the dog situation in portland is out of control. yesterday some asshole old man tried to fight me for telling him his off leash dog was attacking a cat. and i stg it’s nearly every day w something like this. the entitlement is absolutely unreal and unbelievable
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 18/09/2026
Cis folks really don't understand what it's like to have who you are made into a political scape goat for 5 years straight with legislation targeting every aspect of your life. And then, the only political party that pretends to care is slowly being pushed to abandon you as a political albatross.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Genesis [1:1] On the seventh day God rested.
Genesis 
[1:1] On the seventh day God rested. 
[1.2] And for the six days straight before that as well. 
[1.3] haha resting whips ass he said. 
[1.4] It was all formless and empty and always would be. 
[1.5] And none of any of this ever happened to any of us. 
[1.6] We were all resting too.
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i think poop meat is an acceptable nickname for a cat
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
mother night was so goddamn refreshing. i hate that it felt as relevant as it did, but it was funny as hell and felt like punching back. i tore through it
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 14/09/2026
truly believe this is happening to a lot of people who don't even realize it, they're sliding rightward by virtue of having heinous shit normalized for them everyday on there
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
“sure it’s cooking the brains of a list of people too long to fit in a post, but it isn’t cooking MY brain” yes it is doesn’t matter who you are, doesn’t matter how actively you’re trying to avoid it, it’s getting to you
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
I do not think anyone has to leave twitter for bluesky but I do think everyone has to leave twitter
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026
There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i feel like no one really prepared me for how much migraines actually suck
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“‘it’s all i’ve seen, all i’ve been through,’ i said, ‘that makes it damn nearly impossible for me to say anything. i’ve lost the knack of making sense. i speak gibberish to the civilized world, and it replies in kind.’”
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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Tamra Bonvillain @tamrabonvillain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Very disheartening to see more and more Dem politicians lean into anti trans positions and when trans people say "man, this sucks" they get swarmed by people yelling at them for handing elections to the GOP. Wish they had that energy for the politicians.
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Watercolor painting of a fairy and her tiger familiar. she has pale blue skin that blends into green towards her limbs, she's wearing a yellow shorts and an upside down flower as a hat, and she's holding a flower staff. The tiger is a mix of blue hues with white stripes, and they are in a foliage setting with plants in the backdrop.
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
connect 4
4 crows in a row across various branches of a few trees
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s too hot so the kitties are all deactivated
5 kitties on various parts of a couch, all melted
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i’m sure these psychology books would help me understand and work through a lot of shit if i could actually read them without getting mad at my parents and zoning out every other sentence
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i’m sad that my favorite nut (brazil) is forbidden
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
roof
3 different roofs set against the sky. not a lot going on. just lots of lines and shapes
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
blue and black to white and yellow
shot of a cloud against a blue sky over a brick building. the building is half gray and half black. there’s a small yellow something in the bottom left
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i’ve forgotten to post all my good pics from the last few months and i didn’t even realize it
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
bird
crow of the roof of a red house set against a cloud-washed sky. between the shapes of the roof, gutters, siding, a satellite dish, and windows, there’s a lot of lines
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
secret night bun
it’s a bunny on a grass lawn at night bathed on red light
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
fear is the egg killer
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