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🫧 evie 🫧

@evilyn.bsky.social
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much too much too much i used to write code, now i write poems, utah’s state bird, now in pdx, she/her

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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 16h
this book got a lot of water so it’s on my mind
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 16h
the funny thing about diving into old ass books is that they read like sludge at the beginning but you slowly start to get a feel for the viscosity and 100 pages in it’s like swimming in water
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 16h
speaking of king, the shining is definitely one that had me way scared. the old lady in the tub specifically. something about bathrooms, i guess?
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 16h
when i was 4 years old, i slipped while climbing over a fence in the rain and it stabbed me and tore my stomach open. i still have a big scar from it. that is likely the earliest scary thing i remember so i feel like asking me to remember scary children’s media is just not likely to bear fruit
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 16h
there was also the thing, which is very likely one of the earliest. i also remember the blob remake being v scary
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 16h
the shower scene in the faculty was p wack
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 16h
i specifically remember the movie deep rising had me afraid to use the toilet
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 16h
idk what piece of media scared me as a kid bc i can’t remember my childhood very well and also bc my dad let me watch a shitload of way way too old for me horror movies when i was way too young, so it’s shit like child’s play or that remake of house on haunted hill or final destination or some shit
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 17h
my birthday is tomorrow and i’m not looking forward to it
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i used to see those 50lb bags of rice at the store and i’d laugh bc it just seemed like such an excessive amount of rice but goddamn if that isn’t my next target. i will feel like a god among men after polishing off 50lbs of rice. look upon my thrift, ye mighty, and despair
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i’ve burned through most of a 25lb bag of rice in the last like 2 months, and as someone whose life has been a disaster for awhile, that feels like an accomplishment. it’s also saved me a ton of money bc rice is cheap as hell. i need way more recipes for this thing
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i made some arroz rojo in there the other day and it went great. rice and fried egg is a go to. combine it with air fryer and you’re well on your way towards not starving to death. i eat so much chicken and rice and steamed veggies
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
as someone that constantly struggles to get food in my body, rice cooker has been a godsend
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
typical mormon shit to call yourself a peacemaker bc you inflicted a ton of harm but didn’t frown or raise your voice or say any bad words while you did it. where was the peacemaking in the massive erosion of trans rights? didn’t feel peaceful to me, asshole
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
80 is crazy shit. i got an apartment full of south facing windows bc i was sure it’d be cool. nope. i live in a solar oven
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it is fucking OCTOBER i would like to turn off my air conditioner please
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
feel bad for every hairstylist i ever have bc no matter what you do or how well you do it i’m not gonna like my haircut
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
loaf on the loaf
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
perfect, modern solutions for modern problems
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i think my personal preference would probably be one room, but i can see how the whole house might be appealing to some. obviously the first choice here is to convert the garage you smoke cigs in to the peanut room, but i do think you have to quit smoking first. i imagine they’re flammable
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
every room can be peanut room, if you want. all you need is a vision (and unshelled peanuts)
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
old guy with hearing problems that leaves his dogs out to bark literally all day doesn’t want to do anything about it bc he finds it hard to believe that i can hear his dogs barking all day. what do you even say to that
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just got out of therapy and my therapist said all problems are caused by the fact that my heart is too soft and precious for this world
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ime it was just really cruel kids that were into him. i can’t really speculate as to why bc he always sounded bad to me and all the worst people i knew liked him so i never listened
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my young millennial observation on eminem is that the only people i knew that listened to eminem were the literal worst people i ever met
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that tina kotek ad that keeps making me listen to donald trumps stupid fucking voice doing more harm than good
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the rare and arcane juices beckon
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
picking a book to read always feels like trying to decide, do i want to gnaw on 600 pages of nearly indigestible 200 year old leathery prose, desperately trying to suck out any drop of meaning i can find, or do i want to sit by the pool and sip a nice lemonade
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i’m treating it as a good omen
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AYYYYEEEE! i don’t live in utah anymore but i’m throwing a party in my apartment. eat so much shit, you transphobic nutsack
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i need a cabin i can escape to. but only sometimes. i don’t want to only live in the woods
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i don’t want to live in society today. i want to live in the woods
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i love cats but i don’t love all cats. some of these cats are assholes. there’s two outside cats that live at the same house nearby. one is my son away from son, the other bullies my son away from son, is the biggest cat i’ve ever seen and my arch nemesis, a cat super villain if i ever saw one
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i feel like every book i read has an unsatisfying ending
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my kingdom for a book that ends well
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why, yes, it IS the very same doctors that talk to me like i’m stupid every time i go in. and surely, stupid little me wouldn’t know what tests i’ve been taking for 7 years. only big smart doctors know things like that
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am exhausted that i am 7 years into transition and doctors still keep ordering the wrong testosterone test
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BIG RAIN
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
goblin creature
calico cat w a cleft lip sitting on a metal shelf and looking at the camera
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“i’m gonna punch your meat until it’s dead” – things to tell an animal that you love
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m really bummed bc i walked to the store to get this sando but i forgot it has the cheese devil on it. fire and brimstone ass cheese
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and no shitty search engines to navigate, no shitty websites to dig through, and most importantly NO FUCKING ADS
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
brie, the actual cheese itself, is good but goddamn the rind is just such inedible garbage that i can’t even touch the stuff
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
as much as i’ve been able, over the past few years, i’ve been collecting books that are nothing but information. plant id, maps for hiking, for rockhounding, knots, knitting, sewing, joinery, etc, etc. the internet has a lot in it but idk there’s just something about digging through a book
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
no joke, i feel so bad about it i was for a period seriously looking into a cat nutrition certification so i could write a cat cookbook
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’ve subbed my dictionary app for a crusty, split-in-two, formerly waterlogged paper dictionary i found in a little free library, and on top of it being a much nicer experience with no ads, it’s actually a lot faster too
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it’s actually crazy how big of a difference it seems to make. i had them free feeding kib forever bc i was broke. one got diabetes, and the vet here encouraged me to get wet food, and now his diabetes is in remission and he lost like 7lbs. wild that none of my utah vets recommended this
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i don’t have them on anything fancy. it’s just friskies
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
started feeding the cats only wet food and now their coats are all lustrous and smooth and they’re all in a good mood more often, so i guess, hey, maybe give your cat wet food bc damn
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🫧 evie 🫧 @evilyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
idk how i lived my life before tongue scraper
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