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@everythingis42.bsky.social
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Feminist. Writer. Camper. Pythoner. Neurospicy. From an Actual Small Town. Unironically described as 'feisty.' Will yell about baseball, football, comfort tv, food, and various other distractions.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 8h
I will admit I don't care for Blink 182 (just not my taste!) but it is truly something to hear a stadium full of people sing to this guy in appreciation of the music he created and the joy he brought to their lives. Impacting so many other humans positively like this has to feel amazing
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 7h
1. sports are for everyone or they're for no one at all 2. that is an INCREDIBLE shirt arktimes.com/food-and-cul...
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Can a Black gay man still call the hogs? - Arkansas Times
White heteronormativity has long dominated the University of Arkansas. What does that mean for Black gay Arkansans?
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 10h
Taking a phone call on speaker in an airport: WHY
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 18h
A former FBI *analyst
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 22h
You know what, Amazon? If my package is going to be multiple days late, I should get the option to cancel it.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know how people find these random old posts, but sometimes they find a winner. Yesterday someone liked this 2+ year old image and it let me see it again. Look at baby Colin Robinson.
Tiny baby white goat in a field of blue and red wildflowers
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Daniel Swain @weatherwest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just did some number crunching using latest (Oct 1) ECMWF seasonal data, and I must say that I've never seen such high predictive confidence in a very wet California winter. This is a truly extraordinary forecast amid a record-strength El Niño event. [Thread: please read to end.]
Model-relative sea surface temperature anomalies for November 2026–January 2027. The supplied grid is displayed without added smoothing or coastal filling. Beige marks land and gray marks missing ocean values. The main colour scale spans -2 to +10°F, with white at zero. Hot pink marks anomalies above +10°F. This map does not establish an operational ENSO category.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Get in on the ground floor of the agent everyone is talking about. Here are some of our favorite Z prompts to have a better and more fulfilling life. (This post is #PoweredByZ, proud sponsor of the Tim Heidecker Podcast.)
A digital assistant interface with a glowing "Z" logo, suggesting a startup or help prompt. A humorous request below asks for a daily schedule including an intense workout, Bible study, cold plunge, foreskin stretch training, and surveillance of an ex-partner and their new companion, Jimmy Garoppolo.A stylized letter "Z" is centered against a dark cosmic background with Earth visible below. Text on the image humorously asks for help with improving intimacy speed to allow more time for Microsoft Excel. A screenshot of a digital assistant app displaying a large letter "Z" at the top. Below, text reads, "Need help getting started?" At the bottom, a suggestion says, "Compose an email to my ex-wife explaining why I need fewer monthly custody days so I can focus on building my Juggalo lifestyle brand." A digital screen displays a conversation with a text asking how Jeff Bezos created Amazon, with a humorous request for a plan to make multiple Amazons per day. The screen includes a stylized "Z" logo and a note mentioning potential mistakes. Earth is visible in the background.
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Trixie @miloandme.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The FBI used to be legitimate.
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good god I need the men in this office to learn how to wash their workout clothes!!!! The entire gym reeks of mustiness!
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uggghhhh. Why can't all the bigwigs learn good lessons in the year of our lord 2026???
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, I'm glad we're getting them back. We needed them. But what nonsense in the first place.
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am absolutely LMAOing at emails I'm getting which seem to indicate we have signed back up with services that were eliminated last year as being redundant. Imagine that.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’ theonion.com/smiling-unblinking-tom…
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’
‘I’m Really Not Angry At All,’ Says Actor
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus lol
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sure this is fine
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026
Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ernest Scared Stupid. Traumatizing.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/10/2026
wint @dril
Hello Sam this is your lawer speaking.
I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like Emperor Palpatine's nephew trying to sell you a Death Star timeshare.
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Louis Römer @lromeranth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine being so stupid as to say that "whiteness" guarantees social cohesion when within living memory, we have seen brutal wars and ethnic cleansing in the Balkans, the Irish Troubles, wars in the Caucasus, and the Russia-Ukraine war.
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
totally agreed
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's a good thing I absolutely do not need a coat of this caliber, because 🥵 www.quince.com/women/wool-c...
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Wool Cashmere Tailored Long Coat in Patina Blue
Introducing our Wool Cashmere Tailored Coat, crafted from a plush wool-cashmere blend that feels exceptionally soft to the touch while providing luxurious warmth. The fitted waist, streamlined seams, ...
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Teooooooo #Dodgers
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
welp. that appears to be a Duracell Christmas commercial on October 3rd.
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"had" to log onto the ND bookstore website and order some fresh gear for next weekend because it's most def NOT gonna be fall weather up there, according to the forecast
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
omg y'all, so many empty seats at Dodger Stadium still 🫢
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
answer = watch baseball, duh
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
next weekend should be fun in South Bend
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it wasn't the prettiest, but it's a W #NDFB
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a 9am ND start = what am I supposed to do with the *rest* of my Saturday?
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the b-dubs "fo sho" commercial needs to die
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
evil shit
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
James got MOVES, wow #NDFB
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wtf was that war dot gov commercial
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
watching a car review from a Phoenix-based YouTuber and I cackled when he said, "now keep in mind I chose to live in hell" before explaining it was already 100+ at whatever time in the morning. too true.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why would I be watching game day
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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am an old person with some pretty settled opinions and proclivities and am definitely looking ahead at less time i am looking back on and i have to tell you: as an ethos “you can’t make me care about this” fucking rocks, and is solid as hell. i have never regretted feeling or thinking or saying it
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyway, articles like this are not meant to be helpful or useful for anyone contemplating a decision between college or trade school. They are meant to make people who do not have to make that decision feel ... something. Enlightened? I'm not sure.
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was raised by a nurse with an associates degree and a steel mill electrician. I am not denigrating the value and dignity of blue collar work when I ask how many elite national media staffers are raising future bricklayers themselves. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
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Time to Consider Becoming a Bricklayer
College degrees hold less value, while jobs in the trades are booming.
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"all the skeevy sexists in this episode are also fatphobic" rant for 5 minutes. Ok.
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ten minutes of whining about how The Bad Guy says Not Nice Things. Uh, yes. You're not supposed to like the guy. He's the bad guy.
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God, podcasting about a 90s show from a leftist scold perspective is so fucking tedious
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would love to just let this fine-tuning process run over the weekend because that's how shit is supposed to work, but I know this fucking computer is going to force restart in less than 5 hours because we r gud @ tek n sekuritee
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
Feels like I’m watching CNN during Desert Storm as a kid
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohhh I'm gonna have to listen to this
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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the surprise knock @everythingis42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once again, the janky-ass way our computers are configured, FOR SECURITY ( lmao ), have broken the VS Code installation on my computer and made it impossible for me to do the work I need to do today 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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