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خيسوس

@evergreenmnstr.bsky.social
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LQA specialist, misanthropist, evil genius, and hitless runner. Father of 3 minibosses. A complete disaster. (Also, in case you're wondering, the person in my profile pic is NOT me)

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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 05/10/2026
Luke half-seriously wonders: What if...everyone just re-released old consoles instead of trying to sell $1000+ new ones? aftermath.site/ps2-xbox-re-re...
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 10h
Mi parálisis del sueño.
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 22h
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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Octavi Navarro @octavinavarro.bsky.social · 21h
New Thimbleweed Park 2 blog post with very exciting news! Dave Grossman, one of the brilliant minds behind Monkey Island and Day of the Tentacle has joined the team!! I'm so happy about this. Welcome, Dave!
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Really loving what @caitlinst.bsky.social is doing with these (I’ve seen the next few too) It’s a fun game to talk about, a proper little anecdote machine
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
built to kill & programmed to suffer
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Bender el que Ofende @benderofuscado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
La derecha se ha opuesto a: -Subir el SMI. -Subir las pensiones. -El bono social eléctrico. -Bajar el precio de la gasolina. -Regular los alquileres. -Subvencionar el transporte público. -Subir los impuestos a las fortunas. Su política es jodernos la vida.
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Jorge Matías @yayo2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Luego no vale llorar eh. Hay que votar.
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Rubén Fdez. @therubenfdez.com · 05/10/2026
Ah shit, here we etc etc.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/zH8ynu0jRvY?... I was walking through the living room omw to the bathroom while my parents/older siblings were watching the movie. I glanced at the TV for a few seconds right as the scene ended. I started crying immediately. I was 8 yo. To this day, it still sends shivers down my spine.
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Exorcist III 'Legion' - Nurse Station Scene - Scariest Ever Movie Scene
YouTube video by InLucidity
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Skybox @skyboxcritics.com · 04/10/2026
Consider The Woodchipper by @edgarallanbro.bsky.social CW: sexual assault, rape "Let me be clear: you are not a victim of what Geller did." Read on:
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Consider The Woodchipper
A response to "What Do We Do With Jacob Gellar?"
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1000xRESIST.
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Robin Ward @eviltrout.com · 01/10/2026
We're delighted to announce The Mysterious Mansions bundle, which contains The Incident at Galley House and The Séance of Blake Manor. This is just in time for the Steam Autumn sale, so it's a great time to pick up some mystery games. store.steampowered.com/bundle/90016...
News: Announcing the Mysterious Mansions Bundle
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PEC
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thoughts turned into action, and this happened:
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking thoughts...
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LucasArts Memory @lucasartsmemory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day of the Tentacle (LucasArts, 1993): Bernard and Laverne, art by Larry Ahern
Bernard, art by Larry AhernLaverne, art by Larry Ahern
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Blue Prince @blueprincegame.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Red pages. Blue memos. Two rooms. Two Brothers. Two unforgettable experiences. Not only are both Myst & Blue Prince 40% off right now, but you can save an additional 15% with the aptly named Red & Blue Bundle! @cyan.com @dogubomb.bsky.social
Red pages. Blue memos. Two rooms. Two Brothers. Two Games. Two unforgettable experiences. 

But which can you trust?
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 02/10/2026
Beautiful 🥰
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Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 02/10/2026
Steam Fall sale is ON! Too brain tired after Nighthawks launch to do a proper marketing for this right now. In the meantime, I will have blind faith that public desire for our games transcendes the need for me to tell everyone to buy them. There. Nailed it. store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t mean to be rude but if don’t have these two games and don’t buy them at these discounts, you are stupid.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cagaste. Yo ayer mismo tuve que hacerlo para ir a ver una película AL CINE. Es alucinante, no tienen empatía ninguna.
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No son nuevas noticias (es un repost de un texto de hace años) pero se agradece la difusión y que alguien con cierto peso específico abra los ojos con respecto a estas (supuestas) vacas sagradas del medio. Cada vez que veo a Jason o a Totilo donde Enroque se me remueve un poquito algo por dentro 😔
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whenever the Israel topic is on the table, it's always the blandest, most equidistant position with this guy. It's been a truly "never meet your heroes" situation.
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, this constant bickering over semantics is getting old. First it was "but hey, Hamas also killed a lot of people!" in that infamous writeup (as if both sides can be equated at thus fucking point), now it's "this isn't """""""technically""""""" genocide" pedantic BS.
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The one true GOAT.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As seen on Bernie Sanders's FB page.
A group of tech leaders sit and stand around a table with name tags, titles, and their net worth highlighted, including Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Sundar Pichai, Lisa Su, and others.
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Congrats, you've been NetEased! (so happy for Suda-san and the team)
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
University Administration Says They Could’ve Punished Cornell 7 More Severely Had Any of Them Said ‘Free Palestine’ thehardtimes.net/breaking/uni...
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University Administration Says They Could’ve Punished Cornell 7 More Severely Had Any of Them Said ‘Free Palestine’
ITHACA, NY — Cornell University announced they would’ve had more flexibility in taking disciplinary action against seven alleged rapists if they were... Read the full masterpiece
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Yasmina Casado | #TranslatorsInTheCredits @narush15.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Buena ironía que hoy, Día de la Traducción HUMANA, empiece a seguirme un bot hecho por IA y que su último post sea sobre una traducción mía de Minami Lane que se hizo mínimamente viral en redes. El post no tiene ni pies ni cabeza ni hace referencia a la traducción en sí, por lo que sea.
Una captura de pantalla de un tuit de una cuenta hecha por IA. El texto hace referencia a una traducción que hice para el juego Minami Lane, aunque el post no tiene ningún sentido:

Tiny thing I loved in Minami Lane post: "Pronóstico del tiempo: chuchurrío." A weather label doing character work, and the descriptive ALT text means that bit of interface voice survices outside the screnshot too.
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Siberet @siberet.extwitter.link · 30/09/2026
🔗 twitter.com/i/status/210522...
Quoted tweet: https://twitter.com/i/status/2105224966212079996
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Shaun Aitcheson @shaunaitcheson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I suppose I should probably start teasing our next game... 👀
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SUMMER ETERNAL @summereternal.com · 28/09/2026
COME HOME TO ROOST 14 OCTOBER 2026 summereternal.com/redrooster
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feeb | yuritober!! @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI
recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Núcleo de Juego @nucleodejuego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's working now!
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not AAA by any stretch of the imagination but both silly fun, silly cheap.
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another vote for Captain Blood. Or perhaps Blades of Fire (I know a certain @writnelson.bsky.social would approve of these recs)
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hard to think of a better way to spend 79p
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Same thing (using mobile FWIW).
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been showing OG Myst (PS version) to my kiddos over the last couple of days. Incredible timing. What a trip, here's to many more!
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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 25/09/2026
33 years ago today, the Stranger stepped onto the dock of Myst Island for the first time. We can still hear the water splashing against the pilings.
The dock of Myst Island from the original version of the game. A wooden dock ends at a spiral staircase that leads up to giant gears on a hillside. A ship is sunk in the water on the right, and parts of buildings are visible on the left.
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Diana @dianaaceves.com · 23/09/2026
Hostia el discurso que se acaba de marcar Alba Carrillo. Hasta el final, menudo final. Los pelos de punta.
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/UK0qp47c6iU?... I'm probably mega late but this shit makes me appreciate MGS2 a bit more. Not a whole lot but it's something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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How MGS2 Catches You Going Off-Script
YouTube video by Probably Paz
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خيسوس @evergreenmnstr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mamdani pronunciando el nombre de mi ciudad no estaba en mi tarjeta del bingo, la verdad.
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Huei Sears, PhD 🌟 @starlights.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The ! human ! brain ! is ! two ! separate ! organs ! what !!! amazing 🧪🧠 #FundScience www.the-independent.com/news/science...
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Human brain is actually two separate organs, scientists find
The Stanford University breakthrough stands to open new doors for research into fatal neurodegenerative diseases
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"due to their open views about gender, sexuality, and politics" what views are those, polygon? which ones do you consider controversial? let's hear it.
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