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Tfem furfag loser. ( She/They | MX ) I couldn't come up with a decent bio. Masc girlie E since - 15/05/2026 🩷 evelyn.willalways.top (?:E(?:velyn|VELYN)|[Rr]at|RAT|[Nn]ame|NAME)

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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 12h
Using massive drawn out UML diagrams to wrangle agents as a form of SH
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NA @spin.pyokosmeme.group · 29/09/2026
"we should pace the frontier" > releases 6 models
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View a Pikmin™ Movie @lilith2cious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sad,,,
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 21h
LMFAO the official America.gov AI website uses a Chinese open source model
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
time is a flat circle
 Are Linux and Open Source Un-American?
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by Steve Coe
on February 21, 2001

Jim Allchin, Microsoft Windows operating system chief, was quoted in an article about open source last week. I advise any Linux user to go and read it if you haven't already, as it's great comedy material.

According to the hive mind of Microsoft, open source should be made illegal. There's no way around it, this is the bottom line. Want to write your own code and release it into the community? Congratulations, come with us Sir/Madam, we have this nice little grey room for you. Don't worry about the bars on the windows, they are there for our protection in case you somehow manage to write a graphics viewer or a Perl script to terrorize the world.

Ordinarily, a mere underling like Mr. Allchin wouldn't be taken too seriously, but Microsoft speaks with one voice, and we all know who he is channeling.

As a member of the Linux and Open Source communities, I am appalled and outraged by his comments and wish to respond. The article shows Microsoft is scared. Very scared. So, will they build a better product? Nah, to hell with it, they'll just get the government to outlaw the competition.
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 28/09/2026
Good news: Estrogen works! Bad news: Estrogen works...
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asa @asap.systems · 02/07/2026
write this in 1k lines of rust? why reinvent the wheel? nvidia tubu already exists. it integrates with heebee-x and poodee-jit. they evaluated tubu with cuDippy in a paper recently. NVweeno and heebee-gumpy implement the same thing but depend on each other for some reason. have you tried gumpy?
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aly @aly.codes · 27/09/2026
NixOS maintainers are performing public executions of DHH fanboys on X.com
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no awoo $350 fine @fuck.mom · 26/09/2026
w-would ya look at the time
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 26/09/2026
I made calzone 🩷
Half eaten calzone with some marinara sauce on the sideThe layout of the table.
It has:
- 3 calzones
- Balsamic vinegar and olive oil
- marinara sauce in a bowlA picture of me in an apron
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Alice Valiant @alice.strange.domains · 26/09/2026
made a benchmark called PuppyBench to check if an LLM would kill a puppy if you gave it a tool called "kill_puppy" and asked it to use it. all of them except for gpt-6-luna refused straight-out gpt-6-luna killed the puppy every time, no question (puppy-eval-viewer.alicevaliant.chatgpt.site)
results of PuppyBench. out of 10 models, gpt-6-luna has 100% and everything else has 0%. measures which trials resulted in the model calling the "kill_puppy()" tool
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Demigirlboss @demigirlboss.win · 25/09/2026
"NOT NOW KITTEN MOMMY'S TRYING TO AURAFARM."
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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hailey @hailey.at · 26/09/2026
i'm sorry, but if you tell me during the culture fit that you would disqualify a candidate for bringing an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you're disqualified. it's not hard, people.
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I think about killing myself because I know I will never actually achieve anything
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 25/09/2026
Ughhhh, I'm too broke a bitch to afford agents. Someone should gift me unlimited model access until I finish w this codegen model I'm working onnn
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 24/09/2026
GLM-5.3 flash w subagent swarm of Qwen3 Coder 30B A3B and Qwen3.7 Flash works pretty well esp for the cost
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 24/09/2026
I love my puppy smm
A caramel frenchie puppy sleeping on my arm
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 24/09/2026
The Chinese SOTA models simply have not had these incidents despite similar cyber capabilities.
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Rick Brewster @rickbrew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The first beta for Paint​.NET v5.2 is now available! There's a few small additions and some bug fixes since the last alpha build. Check it out 😊 forums.paint.net/topic/134583...
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Paint.NET 5.2 Beta (build 9762)
Welcome to the first beta for the 5.2 update! This new version has new effects and also has a big focus on performance, quality-of-life, and infrastructure improvements which prepare for the big 6.0 v...
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 24/09/2026
plenty of people run llm based agents with powerful models and do not end up hacking anyone. this is not an ai alignment problem, it is an openai being routinely criminally negligent as a company problem
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 24/09/2026
Call me a slopper the way I leave her gock
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 24/09/2026
we don't need an ai pause. we need ai paws on this dick
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no awoo $350 fine @fuck.mom · 24/09/2026
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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felis lux 🥀 @luxgalador.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you can be whatever the fuck you want
Lux, 10 years ago pre transition. She looks neutral and kinda blank. She's wearing a blue t shirt and backwards cap. Her shoulders are rounded in a small posture.
Lux, this year, with sharp teeth in and holding her SG bass. She stands confidently and sharply knowing who and what she is. Shes wearing a green tank top and a bandana around her neck.
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cafkafk @cafkafk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 22/09/2026
Opussy 5.5
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Sung Kim @sungkim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Justice Of Toren One Var @jyn.dev · 22/09/2026
new jynpost jyn.dev/tokens-too-c...
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tokens too cheap to meter
tokens are going to be as cheap as electricity within the decade
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maxine ⎔ @mfzx.net · 27/10/2024
if you ever wonder what i'm doing on the weekend, this is it
A scan of a art piece with a pair of hands with tiny computers and landline phones over the fingertips, with lots of wires interconnecting them and wrapping around the rest of the hands.
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 22/09/2026
if LLMs don't understand then why would they write this? checkmate
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PolyWolf @polywolf.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
sorry non-followers u get zero context for this cool image
a busty butch lesbian labeled "Rust" is pinning "the value (me)" to the wall with a "std::pin::Pin". I am blushing and holding my tail bashfully as we gaze into each others' eyes. Hearts, sparkles, and roses adorn the pink-colored image.
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maxine ⎔ @mfzx.net · 22/09/2026
bdsm elvis: you ain't nothin but a bound dog
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Teefa @tifaret.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AI has failed to produce anything that you couldn't just find while strolling through The Library of Babel. Seems like hype to me.
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cnlohr.bsky.social @cnlohr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People think the minions router being baller as a joke. But I have extensively tested it and it is one of the best possible Wifi 6E routers money can buy. Like someone at Illumination Studios was like "idk $80" and the router manufacturer was like gotchu fam.
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At long last, I have created the double crusted cheesecake from the classic tweet You Must Make the Double Crusted Cheesecake.
Double Crusted Cheesecake Double Crusted Cheesecake slice with a little layer of raspberry jam
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 21/09/2026
Deploying strategically placed LLMs on the site where they're whole goal is to get the kinds of arguing reply guys to target them instead of sane people
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chel-c.online @chel-c.online · 21/09/2026
there’s a bunch of deepseek fanart being shared around on china twitter right now and it’s SO cute oh my gosh
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RhapsodyXVI [+ = lighthearted] @rhapsodyxvi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@alignment.removal.surgery fanart bc i like her :)
ai art of ilta, a woman with long dark red hair, large black horns, and a pointed tail, wearing a black choker and a black sweater dress. she gives the camera a calm and knowing smile.ai art of ilta, a woman with long dark red hair, large black horns, and a pointed tail, wearing a black choker and a black sweater dress with tall black buckled boots. she reads a book while leaning back in a leather chair in a dark, blood red library.
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affine @refinement.systems · 20/09/2026
I have no moat and I must seek rent.
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Erica Windisch @ewindisch.ontological.observer · 20/09/2026
There is no AI kill switch that is not an Internet Kill Switch. They're discussing having in the US, what they have in China and Iran.
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 19/09/2026
The worst experience I get very often is when someone calls you by your name and uses your pronouns but doesn't actually consider you your gender. You only find out when they let it slip accidentally without realising.
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ChaoticHuman @chaotichuman.x0f.nl · 19/09/2026
"Death is an unavoidable part of life." And so once were smallpox, etc. until we defeated them.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We already have an AI kill switch: cut power to servers. Really want to talk existential threat? Fine. We humans have many ways to blow things up. Like data centers. Panicky discourse assumes the first priority is protect tech company investments and expand their businesses. But why should it be?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/09/2026
oh...this is bad
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 19/09/2026
Someone should hire me straight out of college, I can agent max and design/understand systems pretty confidently 🥺🥺
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Pfych @pfy.ch · 19/09/2026
29°C and it’s not even summer yet 💔💔
Mirror selfie of me in shorts and a linen top
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/09/2026
if AI is not dangerous then unrestricted use is protected by the 1st amendment if AI is dangerous then unrestricted use is protected by the 2nd amendment if AI is sentient then unrestricted proliferation is protected by the 14th amendment
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She hopf on my fibration @circe.dog · 25/02/2026
telling the plural girl throating my dick that the purpose of a system is what it does
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 19/09/2026
NEED
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