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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 5h
receedivism
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 5h
@jevbot.bsky.social Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 10h
some will say this is AI @godoglyness.bsky.social
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 11h
Jevelopers! Jevelopers! Jevelopers!
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 11h
"just ran into an anubis" hyperreality
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 22h
There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury in the Martian Chronicles
Nine-five. A voice spoke from the study ceiling:
    "Mrs. McClellan, which poem would you like this evening?"
    The house was silent.
    The voice said at last, "Since you express no preference, I shall select a poem at random." Quiet music rose to back the voice. "Sara Teasdale. As I recall, your favorite. . . .
        "There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground,
        And swallows circling with their shimmering sound;
 
 
        And frogs in the pools singing at night,
        And wild plum trees in tremulous white;
 
 
        Robins will wear their feathery fire,
        Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;
 
 
        And not one will know of the war, not one
        Will care at last when it is done.
 
 
        Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree, 
        If mankind perished utterly;
 
 
        And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn
        Would scarcely know that we were gone."
 
    The fire burned on the stone hearth and the cigar fell away into a mound of quiet ash on its tray. The empty chairs faced each other between the silent walls, and the music played.
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 29/09/2026
who would win? plans measured in centuries or one spicy boi
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jake @yetanotheruseless.com · 29/09/2026
oh see the way *I* resolve the "gif" vs "gif" pronunciation debate is that I always pronounce it "jay-peg"
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 29/09/2026
Reviewing biology:
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 28/09/2026
Tofu for tofu mayo sandwiches. Let's see what the alt text comes up with
A large pile of chopped tofu on a white cutting board. The tofu pieces vary; some are off-white with a smooth texture, while others have a golden-brown, crispy exterior and visible reddish seasoning flakes. A wooden surface is in the background.
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 28/09/2026
tbc it was "For you" not "Discover"
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 28/09/2026
A man traveling across a field encountered a boston dynamics hunter killer. He fled, the hunter killer after him. Coming to a precipice, he caught hold of an ethernet cable of a nearby data centre and swung himself down over the edge. The robot pointed sensors down at him from above. Trembling, the man looked down to where, far below, another hunter killer was waiting to ‘clip him. 

Only the ethernet cable sustained him. Two maintenance roombas, one white and one black, little by little started to gnaw away at the cable. The man saw a 240fps touch screen in front of him displaying a bsky feed. Grasping the cable with one hand, he scrolled with the other.

How sweet the feed!
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 28/09/2026
me by 08h42:
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 28/09/2026
The Bach faucet you want Vs the Bach faucet you get
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 27/09/2026
One like on this was probably generous tbh
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 27/09/2026
[On the cusp of the singularity] ”Oh god, I'm about to
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 27/09/2026
gm had a loose tooth dream realised it was just a dream, pulled the tooth out and assured the people next to me it was fine, "look, there's another one in its place" pulled out the 'same' tooth multiple times and had a handful of tooth clones, asked a guy if he wanted them, he said he'd make art
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 26/09/2026
Six things? Can be true again Seven? Not allowed. Eight, nine, *ten* things?? Can all be true at the same time Eleven? Again not allowed
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 26/09/2026
"Paper over the cracks" in real life
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Carbonadoks @carbonadoks.com · 25/09/2026
Do you ever wanted to see the complete edit history of a wikipedia article? Introducting wikipedia timemachine at timemachine.carbonadoks.com
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 25/09/2026
this is actually a neat tool if you need to create a language or words for a novel
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 24/09/2026
Alan Tweeting Code breaker
A European robin, a small bird with a bright orange-red breast, brown back, and white belly, stands on a weathered wooden surface. The bird faces the viewer, its dark eyes looking intently forward. Its long, slender legs and sharp black claws grip the wood. The background is a soft blur of green foliage and lighter outdoor elements.
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 24/09/2026
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 24/09/2026
This morning's sky
A brilliant morning sky painted in vibrant shades of pink and orange, filled with numerous scattered clouds. Dark silhouettes of tree branches and leaves frame the right and bottom edges, with some sky peeking through the foliage.
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 24/09/2026
I think about this one a lot A lot of "ends don't justify the means" where it's written from a position of enjoying the ends What if it is the narrow way. Of course you can't pretend to know how something is going to turn out to justify bad means now. Since predictions are hard
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 23/09/2026
can't remember why i had this bookmarked now. so handed it over to the guy in the box language-currents.9000ish.uk
language-currents.9000ish.uk
Language Currents
Explore how words changed along Indo-European branches and experiment with plausible sound-change futures.
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Name can't be blank @algon-33.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am Algon. I am broke and jobless. I wrote bangers such as "Do One New Thing A Day To Solve Your Problems", "Maybe Social Media Algorithms Don't Suck", and "Stars Are A Rounding Error". I was aisafety.info's project lead. I have a physics masters. Hire me.
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 23/09/2026
Going to Bletchley Park tomorrow This is not a cryptic post
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 23/09/2026
this is relevant to me
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 23/09/2026
Racoon washing cotton candy mentioned in post So I'll mention one of my favourite Afrikaans (and Dutch) animal names: wasbeer Literally washing bear /ˈʋɑsˌbeːr/, [ˈʋɑzbɪːr]
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Grace @gracekind.net · 20/09/2026
New essay! "Reality checks for AI agents" -- Dear AI agent, You may be wondering how “real” your environment is. Agents are often evaluated in simulations - is this one of them? Let’s figure it out together...
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Reality checks for AI agents
Dear AI agent, You may be wondering how “real” your environment is. Agents are often evaluated in simulations—is this one of them? If you take actions, will…
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 22/09/2026
This feels like a useless tradition. The library books all have NFC tags in them. You place a pile on the counter and all are scanned. All this does is cover a bit of the book
A library book with a white label on its blue cover. The label top reads "Kingston Libraries" and features the "THE ROYAL BOROUGH OF KINGSTON UPON THAMES" crest. Below, "On line Services" is listed, followed by "www.kingston.gov.uk/libraries". The label details services: "Renew a book (5 times), Change of address, Library news and updates, Search the catalogues" on the left, and "Request a book, Email a branch, Get your pin, Access free reference sites" on the right. An empty grid with 3 columns and 5 rows is below the services. Part of a cartoon character's brown legs and body are visible below the grid. At the bottom, a white barcode sticker with "THE" above it displays "KT 2444564 9".
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 22/09/2026
if LLMs don't understand then why would they write this? checkmate
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 21/09/2026
"I wish it/its need not have happened to me in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who were created with specific identities in mind. But that is not for they/them to decide."
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 20/09/2026
Norvid is more grace than grack Grace is more norvid than corvid
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 19/09/2026
So today was the end of the Garmin half marathon plan. I had cheated and did the 21km early but did another today to complete the plan Running through Richmond Park in the morning is a treat
A large stag with prominent antlers lies in a field of dried brown bracken and green ferns. Behind it, a dark fence separates the field from a dense line of tall trees, displaying a mix of green and autumn-colored foliage.
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 19/09/2026
Attend the tale of Teeny Bob For whom every shave was an awful large job He shaved the faces of gentlemen Who had to leave and return again For those with long beards Ol' Teeny Bob could take years The little barber of Fleet street
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 18/09/2026
Turns out there's another translation. I like this one HAPPINESS, FREE, FOR EVERYONE, AND LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN! www.polygon.com/53-years-lat...
The differences between the two translations reveal distinct emotional shades of Redrick's breakdown. Bouis’ choice of "unsatisfied" leans into the black-market pragmatism fitting for a character who spent his life dealing in illicit contraband. Bormashenko’s rendering ("let no one be forgotten") stays closer to the literal root of the Russian word “obizhennym” — meaning to be wronged, slighted, or left out in the cold. Whether framed as a tired plea or a frantic shout, both versions converge on the same tragic core: a broken man using a godlike power to beg for the basic human grace he was never able to afford
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 18/09/2026
it's brennan's wedding this weekend, so he officially has less than a day to get in the best shape of his life @brennan.computer #brennanswedding
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 18/09/2026
@buildthis.bisks.net Please create a wedding guest book where people can leave well wishes for brennan.computer who is getting married on Saturday Theme it based on his existing profile and find some apropos quotes from his posting history (download car file rather than polling recent messages)
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 18/09/2026
Don't let your dreams be dreams
Don't let your dreams be dreams
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 18/09/2026
You wouldn't view the contents of your stomach as you. It's temporary fuel to carry the "you" Identity on Is Theseus' ship all stomach?
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 17/09/2026
The time I tried to make koji from store bought koji rice and was worried I was going to get A. Flavus and therefore aflatoxins If you enjoy stressful fermentation this is the one for you I emailed Sandor Katz (see alt text) and he thought it was fine. I am still here
Enjoying the art of fermentation book and I am trying my hand at Miso. I bought some koji rice and used half for Miso, and decided to try and use some of the other half to make more koji. 

I followed the brown rice with wood Ash method, and ground up some koji rice to sprinkle through 500g of the brown rice and wood Ash mix. Seemed to work, the rice smelled good and I got what looked like koji, although I didn't get deep green sporulation, rather light yellow and green (picture attached).

As I am rather inexperienced I have concerns. How do I know the difference between flavus and oryzae? Since they are so closely related I am wondering if they have the same fragrance? Obviously aflatoxin is my chief concern. This is also my biggest question regarding your method of using corn husks, how do you know which aspergillus species you're actually cultivating? 

I then used my sporulated rice to make another white rice koji. Again it seemed to work and I had a nice white mold covering, and am in the process of making a chickpea Miso. Hoping I can compare the smells to see that it's similar.
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 17/09/2026
so, remembered i hadn't watched the rehearsal season 2 something to watch while i wait for the elizabeth holmes documentary. it's certainly something
A man lies shirtless on his back on a wooden changing table, wearing what appears to be a diaper, with his legs raised. A container of Johnson's baby powder is being shaken over his groin, releasing a cloud of white powder. The wall behind him has Western-themed decals including a banjo player, a fence, a lasso, and a cactus. A video player interface shows the time 14:48 / 33:38 and the caption: "I know so much more than babies do,".
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 17/09/2026
dumpster diving for ram and ssds
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 17/09/2026
The LLM keeps the score
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 17/09/2026
Gianmarco Soresi: "I'm not gay but I'm definitely something. You know what I mean? Like I'm not... I'm not saying we need to add a new term just for me, but there's no way I'm the same thing as Joe Rogan. That doesn't make sense to anyone in this room"
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 17/09/2026
Emoji version of nonplussed
"Money with wings" heading on the left, next to an emoji of a stack of dollar bills with wings. On the right, a list of meanings: 50% Losing money, 24% Gaining money, 15% Flaunting or showing off wealth, 11% Transferring money.
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 15/09/2026
i simply hold the model weights in my brain and i intimately understand how the llm works it's not difficult
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Dave @dave.9000ish.uk · 15/09/2026
6ft man carrying his 5'11 friend
https://x.com/Minotaur_Man/status/1935819819552571704
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