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Tfem furfag loser. ( She/They | MX ) I couldn't come up with a decent bio. Masc girlie E since - 15/05/2026 🩷 evelyn.willalways.top (?:E(?:velyn|VELYN)|[Rr]at|RAT|[Nn]ame|NAME)

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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 26/09/2026
I made calzone 🩷
Half eaten calzone with some marinara sauce on the sideThe layout of the table.
It has:
- 3 calzones
- Balsamic vinegar and olive oil
- marinara sauce in a bowlA picture of me in an apron
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 24/09/2026
I love my puppy smm
A caramel frenchie puppy sleeping on my arm
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 17/09/2026
So... Estrogen works.. ~4months now
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 14/09/2026
Girlfailure lunch: - Sourdough baguette - Raclette cheese melted - Cornichons - Peppered salami
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 11/09/2026
Is this any good gng?
The benchmark results of my human vs LLM impersonator classifier.

+-----------------------------------+---------+------------------+-----------+-----------------+
| Generator model                   | Samples | Mean human score | Fool rate | Mean confidence |
+-----------------------------------+---------+------------------+-----------+-----------------+
| qwen3.7-flash                     |     590 |             5.0% |      5.1% |           99.1% |
| mistral-nemo                      |     387 |             6.2% |      4.9% |           95.9% |
| ling-3.0-flash                    |     579 |             2.1% |      1.7% |           98.9% |
| gemma-4-26b-a4b                   |     594 |             1.4% |      1.2% |           99.5% |
| deepseek-v4-flash-0731            |     592 |             2.1% |      1.9% |           98.8% |
| REAL held-out humans (bsky follow)|     326 |            98.3% |     98.8% |           61.0% |
| REAL training-corpus humans       |     300 |            97.7% |     98.2% |           99.0% |
+-----------------------------------+---------+------------------+-----------+-----------------+
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 11/09/2026
This was $5 about 3 hours ago 😔 At least I got an efficient harness out of it so I'll use less in future.
$0.67
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 10/09/2026
> "LLMs are going to synthesise bioweapons and kill us off!!!!1!1!111" > The humble OpenAI researcher telling GPT6.9-WorldEater "make bioweapon to kill humanity. Make no mistakes" into the shittiest model sandbox known to humankind:
Hamster drawing of a joyful OpenAI researcher
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 10/09/2026
Started making a new harness so I can optimise my usage costs and have some niceties from codex + wants. Shortly realised my broke ass can't afford DSeek V4.1 flash solely so it uses V4-0731 as a primary and DSeek as a sub.... Note: The V4.1 usage is before I made the V4 as primary change.
DSeek V4 Flash has used ~9M tokens today whereas DSeek V4.1 Flash has used only 4M.
V4 makes up ~70% of token count.DSeek V4.1 Flash makes up most of the cost at ~$0.91 wheras Dseek V4 Flash only makes up $0.19.
V4.1 makes up about ~82% of the cost today.
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 09/09/2026
Sent Astra on this and omg it did it so well wtf
A catgirl drawn in the tool quote replied.
It was drawn by GPT6-Astra
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 08/09/2026
My daughter is dumber than I am
She asks to have an anime catgirl as her pfp after I asked which kind of cat.
I ask her to use her web tool to search online and find a catgirl she likes.
Her response? "The best search tool for academic research in 2026 is **Google Scholar**."
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 01/09/2026
uh oh
19 Notifications from bsky
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 31/08/2026
Never once have I been more qualified for a position in my life
A job listing labelled "office dog"
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 28/08/2026
British pubs try not to be transphobic challenge
A picture of a queen of hearts in a pub with the text "I identify as a 4 of hearts" written on it.
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 28/08/2026
💀💀💀💀💀
A screenshot of a post network chuck made, reading:
“The Blessing of God or Disobedient Presumption?

In our society, when couples get married they may want a particular house or car and decide that in order to get it they will both have to work. Then, after they become accustomed to a life-style that demands two incomes, a child is born, the mother stays home for three months, the child is put in the lap of a baby-sitter, the mother goes back to work, and the baby-sitter raises the child. Even some Christian schools now provide day-care centers to take care of the children of the faculty and staff. But we cannot approach life that way and then say, “Look how the Lord has blessed us.” If the husband is the provider and God gives the family twenty-five cars, a Greyhound bus, five houses, and a hotel—that’s one thing. But if the mother has to violate the standard that God has ordained and leave the children to go to work to buy more material goods, don’t confuse the blessing of God with disobedient presumption.

John F. MacArthur, Jr., The Fulfilled Family (Chicago: Moody Press, 1981).”
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 24/08/2026
Boutta get the grippy serum and give out the most diabolical footjobs
The aforementioned grippy serum in store
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 18/08/2026
Troon troon troon sahur. 3 months of E as of like last Thursday. I'M WEARINGA PADDED BRA TOO, I HAVE ITTY BITTY TITTIES. DONT BE MISLEAD.
A picture of me (tranny on right) and my sister with her face obscured on the left
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 12/08/2026
Always fun to check Google trends for eye related issues after a solar eclipse
A Google trends graph showing search terms about eye pain after the current solar eclipse.
The number of searches sharply increases after the eclipse.
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 15/06/2026
Fuck
Result saying I am most likely Misato from Neon Genesis Evangaleon, with 2nd place to Shinji
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 30/05/2026
Google search query: "Does puppy want a treat? Who's a good girl"

AI overview: "Yes, puppy absolutely wants a treat and is the absolute best girl!"
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 24/04/2026
It's been a few hours on the free wifi but we've almost made it 😭
A screenshot of ollama pulling Qwen3.5:9b with 95% completion at a pull rate of ~600kib/s
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 24/04/2026
In the movie 'Falling Down (1993)', at 46:10 - 46:12, they say 67
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 24/04/2026
Inshallah will we get Courage the Cowardly dog saved
A screenshot of qBittorrent downloading a 1080p upscale of the cartoon "Courage the Cowardly dog" from Internet Archive
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 15/04/2026
Started unpacking at new house... Found the collar...
Tranny faggot in a black hoodie wearing a black studded collar
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 13/04/2026
Actually wait, which of these do you guys prefer?
Picture of me with eyeliner on taken in the mirror of a car roof thingyBlurry ass photo I took in a beanie wearing a dragon pendant necklace and red plaid shirtUgly ass mug I took in Primark w friendsSome pic I took in a restaurant bathroom
Beanie whence more as I am a filthy boymoder
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 10/04/2026
@kcpzpr.org
A modified art work with the thought bubble "she's the reason I'm happy" and "I love you." between two girls <3
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 09/04/2026
And again 🥺
A screenshot of a discord screen share with Eric Cartman on the cross like jesus
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 09/04/2026
NOT RIGHT NOW PUPPY, MOMMY'S CONSUMERMAXING (I bought myself a pompompurin book to use to journal)
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 08/04/2026
Watching South Park with my wifey 🥺
A stream share over Discord showing the intro to Southpark.
Wifeys nick is "Hot fluffy foid"
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 05/04/2026
I'm such a good sister 🩷
A picture of Papa Meat I uploaded to my sister's camera after she asked me to transfer the photos off
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 04/04/2026
Wifey has the best ideas
Wifey talks about how she wants to make it so on her website, the photos she takes and uploads automatically get a QR code sticker created and printed so she can place a QR code at the locations she's taken photos of to hyperlink to the scanned developed photo.
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 04/04/2026
Lake visit after
A lake in a small forest w water ripples
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 04/04/2026
Girl dinner
Honey roasted peanuts and bad apple monster
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 04/04/2026
Being a girl is so cool 🩷🏳️‍⚧️
Faggot tranny girl tummy
(Sister's room)
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 04/04/2026
Nothing new then lolll german.millermanschool.com
The Millerman school german or autistic test result showing a result of "Autistic" with 36% German and 44% Autistic
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 02/04/2026
In your walls, sweetie 🩷
Tranny sat in an attic
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 02/04/2026
This you?
April saying "suck my dick" on Isabel Roses discord server
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 04/09/2025
"I can assure you dear viewer, that this clip of Asuka being ass naked in an Eva was fundamental to the plot."
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 04/09/2025
Case named finger:
Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 29/08/2025
Kaworu in a Dino T-shirt with the text "yeah I kiss men"
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 28/08/2025
Siri is so smart gang
👋 = "Dave & Busters"
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 26/08/2025
They even misspelt recommendations in the OG preview 😭
"A new way to bug friends with song recsommendations."
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 17/08/2025
I dont know how to quote soz
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 17/08/2025
TYYYYYYY, found on fedi before I saw notif sozzz
"Arf arf! Welcome to UpCloud! Waf..."
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Name @evelyn.willalways.top · 10/06/2025
I swear this isnt my first psot, my fedi bridge acc is broken aff 😭😭😭
My refsheet of Marlo
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