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EVAN WALSH

@evanwalsh.net
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HEAVEN ONLY EXISTS IF WE BUILD TOWARD IT. KEEP YOUR HEART TENDER. I SEE SIGNS NOW ALL THE TIME.

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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 30/09/2026
Yeah dude, you gotta go with NeverDead. From the developers of Largo Winch .// Commando SAR.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 30/09/2026
I used to be a webmaster. What happened to me.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 22/09/2026
@sasquatchers.wtf did you write in to the podcast Important If True in early 2017 about Cars? Just curious if it’s you!
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 22/09/2026
youtu.be/xv8mJfDPxuA This came out in 2001!! What the hell!!
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The Faint - Agenda Suicide [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Saddle Creek
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 22/09/2026
The Faint’s album Danse Macabre was so unbelievably ahead of its time. Still blows me away.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 22/09/2026
I am simply paying homage to my father on the OnlyFans catwalk
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 22/09/2026
"horse" is one of the 100 most common English language words because of its utility and style
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 14/09/2026
It's TIME! TO! GET! HYPE! Today, I get to proudly unveil Steam Hype, the project I've been working on with the help of @hookshot.media for the past two and a half months. A new PC gaming site which aims to demystify PC gaming, cut through the 100+ daily releases and spotlight indies as much as AAA
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Steam Hype
Steam Hype is your go-to destination for discovering the latest, greatest, and most talked-about games on Steam.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 14/09/2026
I was told in a dream that I was not worth feeding to an unemployed horse 😔
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 13/09/2026
My fursona is the Honda Asimo
The beautiful Honda Asimo walking toward us with love and grace
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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Bro tried to go stealth mode 😂 after my compound defenses had already detected an intruder
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Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Seriously. I've never been more in love with nephew-made logos
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 06/09/2026
For sale: baby mattress (lightly shat)
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 1.
On-screen text reads: "Eeeeyaaaaah!"
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 04/09/2026
There are 12 foot tall mega men out there and they hate you
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 02/09/2026
Making a whole-ass dinner and then it sucks and you still have to do dishes even though the dinner sucks
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Brendon Chung @blendogames.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Enamored with this button prompt in Batman Arkham Knight #archive
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 01/09/2026
You park like a baby, boy. You park your car as a baby would.
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/09/2026
(seeing a city doesn’t have any notable people I recognize on wikipedia) stupid… I knew it. useless…
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 29/08/2026
Come over to my house, we can resurface some discs in the SkipDr. See what happens.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 25/08/2026
You got small shoes, boy. We're gonna put your small shoes inside of some bigger shoes and laugh about it.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I know what you're thinking: "But the magic of my enemies is weak, and their gods are hollow idols!" But what if I told you... that your enemies are thinking the same thing... about YOUR magic, and YOUR gods? And here's what's gonna make the difference: your enemies aren't in this seminar right now.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 22/08/2026
I love a fuzz pedal, but a RAT is truly very special. Love to distort my bass and play like a caveman
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Letterman: Do you, have you heard of Miette, Paul? Paul (chuckling): With the, the enormous eyes
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 16/08/2026
Thankfully Bluesky is working again. Now I can say: a chipmunk is a baby squirrel and I am on the right side of history by believing this
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 13/08/2026
I think “Let Forever Be” is one of the best songs ever made and its music video is also one of the best. It fills me with such overwhelming yearning hope youtu.be/s5FyfQDO5g0
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The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be (Official Music Video) ft. Noel Gallagher
YouTube video by ChemicalBrothersVEVO
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ravi @goomvi.online · 16/04/2026
people don’t talk about how there used to be a greying tower alone on the sea
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 13/08/2026
I will Venmo you $9
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 12/08/2026
Games never needed to look better than this
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 09/08/2026
I don’t like when that cat says his name is Big Billy. I never have.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 09/08/2026
The computer running the order display at the Wendy’s has been stuck on the Ubuntu boot screen for over a year
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 07/08/2026
FB marketplace listing of a television titled “The divorce television”

Described as: “HELP AN ASPIRING CONWAY TWITTY IMPERSONATOR!! It is what it is. It works. Not one of those super fancy hifi deals, but watching the kiddoes get a little motion sick adjusting to the inferior graphics could be funny. Haven’t used it in ages. Time for it to help another freshly divorced person navigate what’s left of life. Remote works. Stands and other stuff not included. I’ll even throw fresh batteries in the remote. 

Price is negotiable. Not looking for trades, but if you have something interesting, let’s see it. Bag of Rosie odonnel’s toenails to the front of the line.”
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 05/08/2026
TV shaped like a polar bear displaying the Elden Ring title screen. FB marketplace listing for “Hannspree Animal TV’s”
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Jon Solomon @jon.wprb.com · 04/08/2026
Had no idea.
Adam Driver and his son Mr. Met.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Remember to be kind to yourself today. You can be evil to yourself tomorrow. On Wednesday you should be kind to ducks. On Thursday the ducks will be evil to you, so watch out for that
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 31/07/2026
We as a society were heavily obsessed with yin-yangs for a while there. Crazy how that went away. Felt like it was gonna last forever.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@chunkbardey

low key what will become of us
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HEALTH @health.band · 29/07/2026
1975-2026
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 24/07/2026
Kool-Aid Man is capable of smashing through brick walls with ease. Just sayin
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
just imagined a new type of American guy who has somehow aligned himself with the wildfire smoke
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haavi 🦐 @shickdits.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 17/07/2026
If something costs more than like $300, I don't wanna pay for shipping. You eat the shipping!
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Off-pudding? Brother what do you mean I am ALWAYS on that pudding
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 14/07/2026
The save button is now back on mobile. Stop playing with my heart, YouTube!
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joannes @playthroughline.com · 11/07/2026
I don't see any option to disable killer, only 'yes' and 'maybe later'
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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