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EVAN WALSH

@evanwalsh.net
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HEAVEN ONLY EXISTS IF WE BUILD TOWARD IT. KEEP YOUR HEART TENDER. I SEE SIGNS NOW ALL THE TIME.

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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 13/09/2026
My fursona is the Honda Asimo
The beautiful Honda Asimo walking toward us with love and grace
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 07/08/2026
FB marketplace listing of a television titled “The divorce television”

Described as: “HELP AN ASPIRING CONWAY TWITTY IMPERSONATOR!! It is what it is. It works. Not one of those super fancy hifi deals, but watching the kiddoes get a little motion sick adjusting to the inferior graphics could be funny. Haven’t used it in ages. Time for it to help another freshly divorced person navigate what’s left of life. Remote works. Stands and other stuff not included. I’ll even throw fresh batteries in the remote. 

Price is negotiable. Not looking for trades, but if you have something interesting, let’s see it. Bag of Rosie odonnel’s toenails to the front of the line.”
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 05/08/2026
TV shaped like a polar bear displaying the Elden Ring title screen. FB marketplace listing for “Hannspree Animal TV’s”
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 27/06/2026
Fantasy gauntlet cursor hovering over a button with the text "Kill me" on it
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 20/06/2026
I miss you, Coca-Cola with Lime
Bottle of Coca-Cola with Lime
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 20/05/2026
No More Long Drives Just to Play Taiko
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 07/05/2026
Sure, yeah. Why not.
FOX McCLOUD looking real weird and weirdly real
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 03/05/2026
I’m really enjoying my re-read of YuYu Hakusho. Tough toenails!! #manga #yuyuhakusho
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 06/04/2026
It’s gonna get crazy tonight #nightsoda
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 18/01/2026
Wikipedia page screenshot of the “author photograph” section of The Giving Tree: “The photograph of Silverstein on the back cover of the book has attracted negative attention, with some people finding it frightening.”
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 30/12/2025
An absolutely massive block of those thin forum signatures popular 20 years ago. Things like “coffee user”, “time crisis fan”, and “soccer player”.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 21/12/2025
Does anyone that follows me (already, not anyone new) want this PS5-exclusive Fortnite bundle? I could try to sell it, but I just can't be bothered.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 17/12/2025
Skylar got me a bass and I’ve been practicing. I chose not to mention it to anybody because I was afraid I would give up and wanted to avoid the shame. But I am learning.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 11/12/2025
Tonight’s Night Sodas: Big Red Zero Sugar and Club Lemon
A can of big red zero sugar and a bottle of club lemon sitting on a countertop
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 09/12/2025
Yeah, this is going on Grandma’s tree
Christmas ornament. Spuds Mackenzie on a sleigh carrying Bud Light cases. Looks at least 30 years old.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 02/11/2025
It’s fall which means I dress like a father in a video game that has to brave his personal hell to save his family
Evan Walsh pictured in an ornate mirror wearing a green canvas jacket over a green plaid shirt
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 18/10/2025
This was a newly-made product. It was definitely a cola with lots of caffeine, but the flavor was just not there for me.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 16/10/2025
The 28 best films ever made
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Three Kings
Four Brothers
Fifth Element
Sixth Sense
Se7en
Eight Crazy Nights
The Whole Nine Yards
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Ocean's Eleven
12 Angry Men
Thirteen Ghosts
14 Peaks: Nothing Is Impossible
15 Minutes
Sixteen Candles
17 Again
Apollo 18
K-19: The Widowmaker
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
21 Jump Street
Catch-22
The Number 23
24 Hour Party People
Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 Hours 11 Minutes
Three Seats for the 26th
27 Dresses
28 Days Later
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 10/10/2025
Time for soda, #sodafriends
Can of soda
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 08/10/2025
I was completely obsessed with this book as a child and now I own it again. This is tremendous.
Photo of the Star Wars episode 1 visual dictionary, sitting on the counter
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 04/10/2025
Here's the free trial of my Top 700 Songs of All Time. The rest is paid DLC. This is NOT THE TOP 20, just 20 from the list. Stop screaming at my house about it.
    "Angel" by Massive Attack
    "Let Forever Be" by The Chemical Brothers
    "Crooked" by Evil Nine feat. Aesop Rock
    "Cells" by The Servant
    "All These Things That I've Done" by The Killers
    "Islands" by The xx
    "Yadnus" by !!!
    "Shadow Moses" by Bring Me The Horizon
    "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000
    "Black Sheep" by Metric
    "Bliss Out" by Hadouken!
    "Golden Skans" by Klaxons
    "Drove Though Ghosts to Get Here" by 65daysofstatic
    "Velvet" by The Big Pink
    "Summer Breeze" by Seals & Crofts
    "NEW MAGIC WAND" by Tyler, The Creator
    "Trap Queen" by Fetty Wap
    "Sleeping Awake" by P.O.D.
    "Passive" by A Perfect Circle
    "Hook" by Blues Traveler
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 27/09/2025
Pepsiman
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 13/09/2025
Whenever I use my ice cream scoop, I think about the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Ice cream scoop reading “ZEROLL”
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 10/09/2025
My list of the best Magic: The Gathering cards. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 09/09/2025
This is a joke so funny I'm mad I didn't think of it
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 09/09/2025
Finally
iOS alert confirming deletion of the “Jira” app
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 25/08/2025
Podcaster down
eBay auction for the typical podcaster setup: "Shure SM7B Podcast Microphone with boom arm, Zoom Podtrak P4 and Cloudlifter"
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 24/07/2025
Comment from the YouTube upload of Perfume's "Pick Me Up" music video: "I want to be such a beautiful lady."

It has 1.2k likes.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 24/07/2025
Never kill yourself
Burger and fries and ketchup. The burger has crispy onions and two chicken tenders on top
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 02/07/2025
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 26/06/2025
Stock photo of two young boys with their hands out. Edited poorly into the photo are toys guns in their hands. The text "PLAY WITH BEST FRIEND" appears in the top left.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 21/06/2025
Yes I am suited to the heat. I thrive in it, actually.
Man wearing a sun hat, sunglasses, and a neck fan in front of a blue sky.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 19/06/2025
I have preordered Game Sequel
Screenshot of a receipt showing Death Stranding 2 labeled “Game Sequel”
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 08/05/2025
It’s thinking of me Thursday. Are you thinking?

Vin Diesel poses wearing a crucifix. In the background, a faded photo of him looking pensive wearing sunglasses.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 27/04/2025
TikTok comments on a post from The Tasty Freeze
Montezuma, IN

Barbudo Maravilla comments: 
Don't let John Mellencamp anywhere near those chili dogs


Joe daddy 836 comments:
that's why trump wears a diaper

Barbudo Maravilla comments: 
What?

Bode comments: 
There might be a little sucking going on
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter, Xbox
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 18/04/2025
Our society is still haunted by the specter of Brumpo Tungus
Brumpo Tungus
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 28/03/2025
Another lens for my collection. My first C-mount lens and it’s a lovely 16mm f1.6. Even on my crop sensor, there’s crazy vignetting. I love it! Cosmicar!
Photo of an Olympus camera next to an aged box for FUJINON CCTV FIXED FOCUS LENS. The lens is fairly small on the already small camera.Photo of a dog pensively looking out a windowPhoto of the author in multi-colored lighting
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 15/03/2025
Gotta get the German Lunchables Halloween Game Boy Color
Nintendo Game Boy Color Lunchables Console. It's yellow. Dracula is there and the A and B buttons are his eyes.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 09/03/2025
I’m really enjoying this cheap lens. Time for some gratuitous filters and fake light leaks to complete the disposable camera aesthetic.
Olympus camera with a lens on it that looks like a lens cap with a small disposable camera lens in the center. The texture and design of the lens cap resembles an Oreo cookieDog sitting near a back door with lines of light crossing him Dog curled up on a couch
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 03/03/2025
Sure! I also ran photos/stills through Dither Me This (doodad.dev/dither-me-th...) to go with the vibe. And yeah, a bit over the top, but watching the "Cinema!" WordArt slowly slide in over 5 seconds made me laugh.
1990s-style PowerPoint slide featuring movie-themed clipart alongside gradient-background rectangles. The slide is titled "The Movie Club Awards 1995"1990s-style PowerPoint slide featuring gradient-background rectangles. The slide depicts the winner of Best Actor in a Supporting Role: Kieran Culkin in A Real Pain as Benji Kaplan1990s-style PowerPoint slide featuring movie-themed clipart alongside gradient-background rectangles. The slide says "Thank you for attending" alongside a saluting military figure. WordArt near the bottom says "Let's movies".
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 08/02/2025
We said goodbye to Orion today. This is me saying that he existed and I loved him very much. Thank you, Orion.
My golden retriever mutt Orion. He is eyeing the camera suspiciously. I miss him very much.My dog Orion as a small puppy. He is lying on the ground chewing on a ping pong ball sized tennis ball. He was so small, once.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 31/01/2025
Even after all these years, I still think about this part of Rives' "If I controlled the Internet". I'm finally old enough to be raising kids and waging peace and craving candy.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 22/01/2025
Me when the cola is very, very good today
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 17/01/2025
The kids love hyraxes!
Tribute-style t-shirt featuring a collage of hyraxes under large letters reading "AUTISM"
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 24/12/2024
Me rn
Avatar of Evan Walsh with a thought bubble reading Christmas
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 17/12/2024
The ratio of cost to value is extremely good on a small squeegee I keep for cleaning water off of playground equipment. I got one for the stroller and one for the van. Better than dealing with wet clothes.
A man’s hand holding a small squeegee
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 18/11/2024
I’m 33 today, so I think it’s time to start wearing the huge Etnies again. That’s what’s gonna fix me.
Etnies brand skate shoes from the early 2000s. They’re suede-ish, puffy, just huge shoes.
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 14/11/2024
I saw a photo of Notch's candy wall and got pissed at how bad the selection is. I said "I can come up with 50 good candy bars". Here is my attempt.
Notch's bullshit candy wallReeses
Skittles
Sour Skittles
Wildberry Skittles
Kit Kat
Butterfinger
Three Musketeers
Snickers
Almond Joy
Heath
Milky Way
Milky Way Midnight
Zero Bar
Twix
100 Grand
Baby Ruth
Mr. Goodbar
Reeses FastBreak
Reeses Take5
Reeses Pieces
Mounds
Hershey's
Crunch
Aero Bar
Hershey Cookies and Cream
Starburst
Whatchamacallit
Krackel
Hershey's Dark
Cadbury chocolate
Caramello
Crunchie
Toblerone
M&M's
Peanut Butter M&M's
Skor
Mars
Flake
Charleston Chew
Cow Tail
Chick-O-Stick
Tony Chocolonely
Yorkie
Coffee Crisp
York Peppermint Patties
Big League Chew
Bubble Tape
5 Gum (Peppermint)
Extra (Peppermint)
Doublemint (Wintergreen)
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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 08/11/2024
TikTok is an incredible social network
Screenshot of the TikTok profile Cigarette_Pokemon_Daily. Bio says “I will not stop til EVERY Pokémon has smoked a crisp cigarette”. Each video features a still image of a Pokémon in Pokédex order smoking a cigarette
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