Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Mike Ditka was the best part of Kicking and Screaming 000
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“You got your leaders in my legends” “no you got your legends in my leaders” 000
Reposted by EvanBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Western Michigan is an incredible football team 844230
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Incredible to not be able to find a premise for THE MUPPETS. I’m starving because I can’t figure out how to grill this cheese. 000
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Week 1: oh yeah my wife is tailgate royalty in Ann Arbor 000
Reposted by EvanMaddy Myers 🏳️🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this 6465391195
Reposted by EvanJuan and Only @airforcejuan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Haley Stevens hates the Brick Dick. 1701
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 22/06/2026@homefield.bsky.social do you have brad steven’s phone number? 100
Reposted by EvanAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471416425
Reposted by Evanbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 13/06/2025in 97 back when malls were still a thing i saw yoda get his robe caught stepping off an escalator. it pulled him back and the robe started to constrict so hard he turned purple. we briefly made eye contact and i could see the light go out before my mom pulled me away. then he was in phantom menace?? 358367
Reposted by EvanMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.” 494610841
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Gonna take a NyQuil and watch overtime ncaa tournament hockey. Yes that’s basically a speedball. 010
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 30/03/2026At least the field is still the same color at Eastern 010
Reposted by EvanBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet 668197794361
Reposted by EvanAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy 299261358797
Reposted by EvanRevan @revan.eurosky.social · 25/02/2026Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing 5278281499
Reposted by EvanNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I watched Pitt once, at the Quick Lane Bowl in Detroit, they beat Eastern Michigan, and at the end, the EMU quarterback inadvertently punched a referee then apologized saying he’d let down his team, his family, and God himself. 1112112
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Either comedian Jim Gaffigan or chief justice John Roberts. 010
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 09/02/2026He’s gonna be the only one with a college ring and pro ring 000
Reposted by EvanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2026so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined 577175841
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 07/02/2026University of Atlantis in talks with the Himalaya Athletic Conference 000
