Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Mike Ditka was the best part of Kicking and Screaming 000
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“You got your leaders in my legends” “no you got your legends in my leaders” 000
Reposted by EvanBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Western Michigan is an incredible football team 844230
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Incredible to not be able to find a premise for THE MUPPETS. I’m starving because I can’t figure out how to grill this cheese. 000
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Week 1: oh yeah my wife is tailgate royalty in Ann Arbor 000
Reposted by EvanMaddy Myers 🏳️🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this 6465391195
Reposted by EvanJuan and Only @airforcejuan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Haley Stevens hates the Brick Dick. 1701
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Love when I am the target demographic. Hate when I am not the target demographic 000
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 22/06/2026@homefield.bsky.social do you have brad steven’s phone number? 100
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Just thought of a Hot n Ready as a Pavlovian response 020
Reposted by EvanAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471316424
Reposted by Evanbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 13/06/2025in 97 back when malls were still a thing i saw yoda get his robe caught stepping off an escalator. it pulled him back and the robe started to constrict so hard he turned purple. we briefly made eye contact and i could see the light go out before my mom pulled me away. then he was in phantom menace?? 358367
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Dana has probably met God and still doesn’t believe in him 000
Reposted by EvanMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.” 494610841
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Gonna take a NyQuil and watch overtime ncaa tournament hockey. Yes that’s basically a speedball. 010
