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Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control & the cost of living continues to rise.."

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EvanLaserBeam @evanlaserbeam.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This is the greatest endorsement for voting for democrats I’ve seen in a long time!

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EvanLaserBeam @evanlaserbeam.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

So excited to jump back into the game with vault breaker!

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Remember to be extra annoying while posting about the Finals tonight so as to make all the people who say "sportsball" here feel as unwelcome as possible.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

It's so stupid that there are people who act like college athletes getting endorsement deals is the end of the world as their playoff tournaments get stretched to the point of absurdity because of how insanely greedy the people profiting off them are.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible. Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫 🙏 shorturl.at/mcfqd

shorturl.at

Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him

His worst fear has already come true.

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Laura Platt 🌈 @lauraplattmusic.com · 12/12/2025

Can I play Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 if I haven't played the first 32 games?

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 19/10/2025

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 17/10/2025

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

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EvanLaserBeam @evanlaserbeam.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

“I am personally responsible for laying a lot of people off, but it’s the democrats fault!”

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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

This is insane by Garrett Wilson.

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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

great vision and LOVE how badly the rest of his boys wanted that for him. full convoy trucking to the promise land. #ThiccSix

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WIRED @wired.com · 23/09/2025

A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23. A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

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EvanLaserBeam @evanlaserbeam.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I think the inverse is, do they go on the crazy winning streak without her playing like the MVP?

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EvanLaserBeam @evanlaserbeam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

It’s even dumber now that it’s tied to a crypto-bro scheme

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EvanLaserBeam @evanlaserbeam.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Pirating their content will also get “aggressive” next month

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

diverting attention from your pedophile scandal by reminding people you’re a racist, like a boss

the giant ball of bronzed dryer lint currently in the oval office blurped:

The Washington "Whatever's" should
IMMEDIATELY change their name back to the Washington Redskins Football Team. There is a big clamoring for this. Likewise, the Cleveland Indians, one of the six original baseball teams, with a storied past. Our great Indian people, in massive numbers, want this to happen. Their heritage and prestige is systematically being taken away from them. Times are different now than they were three or four years ago. We are a Country of passion and common sense. OWNERS, GET IT DONE!!!

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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I hope you enjoy our film. #Superman is in theaters today.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

"Yep, here's your problem."

the scene in the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror where the Krusty doll has been set from Good to Evil but it's Grok and the switch on the back has been set from "Good" to "Nazi"

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EvanLaserBeam @evanlaserbeam.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

These are stunning! Great job on the design philosophy for this set!

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EvanLaserBeam @evanlaserbeam.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Every free agent my favorite team signs will play at an elite level and every other teams free agents will all be whiffs, duh!

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EvanLaserBeam @evanlaserbeam.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

You should be ashamed of this headline. Do better journalism.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Incredible Harlan sequence here in full

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EvanLaserBeam @evanlaserbeam.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

A lot of people seem to forget it’s the BASKETBALL H.O.F, not the NBA H.O.F. Dude was a stud across 3 different Olympics.

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Greg @gjfkessler.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

The usa hockey team are bootlicking jabronis. 🇨🇦 Go Canada 🇨🇦

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claire de lune @clairempls.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

people talking about how the mavs might’ve moved on from luka because of an alleged drinking problem as if the player most people consider to be the goat of the sport didn’t smell like a walking casino lobby for two straight decades

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

If a child lives with acceptance, they learn to love. If a child lives with honesty, they learn truthfulness. If a child lives with praise, they learn to appreciate. If a child lives with Hakeem Olajuwon, they learn to facilitate in the deep post.

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