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James McCauley

@eunhathes.bsky.social
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Writer and artist | Flopper of cards, chucker of dice, and teller of grand tales | I can hear my personal muse, seething right now. | He/him

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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a long time MTG, player, I've always been struck by the line, "Up on the dice but low on the cards." In the game, being up on the dice usually alludes to your life points, which implies success and longevity. Being low on cards reduces your options and limits your choices of plays each turn.
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My Yarok deck is very interested in her. For reasons.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that time of year again! 🍂
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same! Now I'm caught up and ready for when the next album drops!
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goal accomplished: Own @calaveralovesyou.bsky.social albums! Bandcamp told me November 5th, but this was a pleasant surprise today!
Two CDs made by Australian artist, Calavera; "In, Vulnerable" (2022) on left,  "Kintsugi" (2018) on right.
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No worries. Its a stellar name. You thinj she would go by Woesie, or just Wo?
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was there when she and her sibbos dropped, and I have never heard her called Woesephine! That is her official name at my tables now!
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bonus points if its a genderless restroom.
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CarsonDrewIt @carson-drew-it.com · 20/09/2026
Quote with your bird art 🪶 🗡️
A digital sketch of a large birdlike creature with a bloom of human fingers erupting from its eye sockets. It has two pairs of human arms, which hold and rest upon a sword.
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The red one should be a Furnace effect. Every time its hit, it doubles all damage this turn. Give it 3 toughness so it can only quadruple damage without some kind of serious buff.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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steven @sylvan-librarian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s occurring to me that Nissa is like echoverse Zendikar’s Magneto - she’s a radical, violent revolutionary of an oppressed minority whose powers are tied directly to the stuff the kor built their empires out of. Very fun little “what-if.”
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was wondering what I was going to build to go with my new Orzhov sleeves...
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
youtu.be/3KquFZYi6L0?...
youtu.be
Salt is a way of life
YouTube video by Uriel Matt
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ah, damn. No monowhite Kiran.
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Kastia| The Farmer And The Wolf @kastiakbc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And some more
Drawing of Dr Crusher from TNG episode "Remember Me"Drawing of the kids from TNG's episode "Rascals"Kai Opaka from DS9Odo from DS9
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On this Star Trek Day, please enjoy some Star Trek art from me
Drawing of Mariner from Lower DecksDrawing of Kira Nerys from DS9Drawing of Ishka from DS9Drawing of Guinan from TNG
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey, instead of watching the reheated nostalgia slop that was created partially because J.K.’s attempted spin offs failed miserably, and partially out of spite towards the original actors for not standing with her bigoted ass… Try watching these, instead!
Poster for The Owl HousePoster for Little Witch Academia
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Secret Lairs #MTG
This is so frustrating!!
I waited for hours, and once again I didn't get the Secret Lair!

Did you have any luck?
I've given up. I need to protect my mental health from WotC's business practices.

Don't you get FOMO?
I now embrace JOMO.
What's JOMO?

Joy of missing out.

cardboard-crack.com
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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The Day After Tomorrow - Extreme Cold & Snow
ALT: The Day After Tomorrow - Extreme Cold & Snow
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Counterpoint; 8/93 Yargle
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Somebody wake up Hicks @jonmarkhicks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Cery @cerylune.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
[oc] Demi-gods and Hungry Ghosts #art #ocsky #ocart
An older sketch of my character, Charivari, I touched up and colored because I still liked it. As Chari is a character who is very polarizing to people she meets, I wanted to express how some other characters feel about her while keeping her saint-like vibe.

A bust portrait of a woman mid-length burnette hair and fiery-colored wings. She wears a red dress with purple transparent sleeves and is covered in ornate golden jewelry. There are 5 hands interacting with her:
An ink-stained hand (Mirari) and a delicate hand with a gold pinky ring (Camille) place a crown of red roses around her head.
A hand with burn scars and a gold pinky ring (Morion) gently touches her cheek underneath her eye where she has a single mole.
Another hand with a gold pinky ring (Arasia) is placed around her neck.
A single hand holds a pair of scissors (Rhea) to cut a lock of her hair.
The last hand is dark and clawed (Eclair) and wrapped loosely twined between her fingers.
There is a heart with two daggers pierced through motif below her. The background is an ornate gold frame with purple star and flower decorations, a purple mist, with white wings and swans.
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'll never find someone quite as touched as you...
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Ello @ellohcee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
#ArtAdventCalendar 3 - Endless cycle (2021) #art #celestial #desert
Digital art of a desert scene, twisting sand dunes stretching into the distance. On the left, the sand is cast in warm gold and orange tones, and on the right they are set in dark purple and blue shadows. Grains of sand can be seen whipped away on the wind from the ridge of the dunes. The sky is soft orange and fades to slightly more purple tones higher up. In the background is a sun and moon circling around a center point, stars stretched out as if a time lapse, delicate celestial patterns behind them and leaving trails of light in their wake. At the center point is another design connecting the sun and moon.
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Helen Mask 🔜Oddities Expo Denver 🔜Geek Girl Con @hemask.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I thinkkkkkkkk done
I murder of crows decorating their nest
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Riding With Robots @ridingrobots.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pen sketch of a large white antenna dish on watercolor paper with a wash of blue suggesting the sky. Hand-lettered text describes aspects of NASA's Deep Space Network. Art by Bill Dunford.
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Do you want X-Men? Because this is exactly how you get X-Men. And yes, I also want X-Men.
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Something something, Zydrate comes in a little glass vial? Stellar work! I love the ominous and impending feel. What is to occur... is inevitable.
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My Weatherlight Captain is screaming at me right now.
MTG card art for Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain, by Brad Rigney. Laser eyes have been added to the work.
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Don Davis @ddavisspaceart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
'There Will Come Soft Rains' tells of the final day of an automated house carrying on the routines for long dead tenants, in a short story within Ray Bradbury's 'The Martian Chronicles'. The date mentioned in the cheerful morning announcement by the house robotic voice is today, August 4, 2026.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Basquiat seyde that "art ys how we decorate space, and musique ys how we decorate tyme." It doth followe that poetrye ys how we decorate thoughte and sense, and narratyve ys how we decorate memorye. And all are middel fingeres agaynste death. Make art, or else.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Still the best speech in the LOTR trilogy. And feels extremely relevant to the times we live in. A lot of days do feel this hopeless.
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
enshittification ouroboros
the anti-ai symbol, where ai is depicted as an ouroboros, defecating and devouring it's own feces, while stabbing itself through the heartthe anti-ai symbol, where ai is depicted as an ouroboros, defecating and devouring it's own feces, while stabbing itself through the heart
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Did you know that V3 E9 is PvP? It leaves me questioning what frame 381 actually is...
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Doctors TARDIS @doctorstardis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Looks like I need to get Vega back up and running again...
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wait, Doom? And the X-Men!? Did we finally get back to the good timeline?!
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My favorite scene is him just chugging coffee out of the carafe, and I'm just like, "Same."
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 26/06/2026
HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP
STOP trying to make me consume A.I SLOP I like the Garbage i consume online to be made from the minds of neurodivergent shitposters
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ah, I see. Because without the hero, there is no event. I would like to live in times unheralded by the Prophecy.
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James McCauley @eunhathes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
As a crowd control player, YES, I AM ALREADY AIMING DOWN SIGHTS!!
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