Ettun @ettun.bsky.social · 20/06/2026DISCLOSURE DAY ALIEN: our ancient and noble code prevents us from revealing ourselves directly to humanity. But it doesn’t say shit about drunk driving around their planet 000
Reposted by Ettunmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard 3974881707
Reposted by EttunCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 06/04/2025a LOT of people have theories for why all this is all very obviously according to a master evil plan. I genuinely understand why that's a more comforting prospect, but, I also think it's interesting there's like 9 different things people seem to think the "obvious" motive is. he's just stupid folks! 111415
Reposted by EttunJim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 26/03/2025The next God of War should be a third-person farming sim featuring an empty nest Kratos just doing chores around his place and healing sick animals and waiting for a phone call from his son 4321
Reposted by Ettunceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2025the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life 943094218
Ettun @ettun.bsky.social · 22/10/2024My son will complain about the cold if it's 65 degrees outside but will also sleep with 100% of his weight on his third cervical vertebra. 000
Ettun @ettun.bsky.social · 02/08/2024LinkedIn posts are the lowest of the low. Here's someone praising the communication style of Job's very illegal email warning Adobe not to violate their conspiracy. 030
Ettun @ettun.bsky.social · 22/02/2024I chuckle, dust myself off. Well. That's what I get for not wearing my seatbelt on the turnip truck. 010
Reposted by EttunDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/12/2023Hell pass me the can, it's the weekend. 12849119
Ettun @ettun.bsky.social · 14/12/2023"Casing" is probably my favorite not-actually-a-crime that homeowners get twisted about. It really just means "I saw someone who doesn't look rich". 070
