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Holy Priceless Collection

@etruscansnood.bsky.social
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I put pineapple on pizza and ketchup on hot dogs and there ain't nothin' you chumps can do about it. Colorado guy living in Northern California. Dog pics and occasional opinions about the Denver Nuggets a specialty. He/Him

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 13h
Every single "American style" cookie the bakers on GBBO came up with is a hat on a hat. The idea that you need to improve on and/or put a bunch of stuff on top of a chocolate chip cookie—one of the most perfect foods ever devised in the history of the culinary arts—is just absolutely bonkers.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 16h
Nearly a hundred years old and still undefeated.
Title card reading "The Four Marx Brothers in Duck Soup, directed by Leo McCarey" over a black and white image of white ducks swimming in a large soup pot.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 17h
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Violet Beauregarde's Blueberry Transformation
Alt: Violet Beauregarde turning into a blueberry in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 20h
I'm glad I got him blessed, but I gotta tell you, keeping a Clydesdale in one-bedroom 4th floor walk-up in Alphabet City is a goddamn nightmare.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 22h
Biblically accurate curly fry. "Be not afraid..."
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You are absolutely not prepared for where this Arlo Guthrie Muppet Show song ends.
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Muppet Songs: Arlo Guthrie - Grocery Blues
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
how old does it mean you are if you know what "cc" and "bcc" originally meant, asking for a friend who is collapsing into dust
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Colorado Avalanche have played two games this young NHL season and they've scored 14 goals. Not bad.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a page from a Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales comic depicting the effects of drinking radium water that my dude should take a gander at.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Exhibition Shirling
YouTube video by C. F.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The dude addressing him as "Pope" is sending me. It's like the story of the King of Sweden telling Jim Thorpe that he was the world's greatest athlete and Thorpe saying "Thanks, King."
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TSA explained the reason as onefold: Sean Duffy and everybody who works for him are fucking assholes.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People reacting to this like it's some scary robot apocalypse thing, but I promise you that if you're not trying to defeat a robot by punching it in the head, and if you have a simple blunt weapon (crowbar, hammer, baseball bat), this robot will never, ever be able to beat you up.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not bad, not bad.
A moody blue/purple/pink sunset over mountains and foreground buildings.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, I will say that the Paris Sewer Museum is a fabulous and fascinating look at usually invisible infrastructure in a huge and very old city, well worth a visit should you ever find yourself in the City of Lights.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BASKETBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you're right, you're right, and the man is right. I mean, *I* could hum the winner, "You Must Love Me" from Evita (so far as such a tuneless little dirge is hummable), but only because it was on the Blockbuster screener tape for several months, and I'm probably about the only one.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YOU GUYS I have GREAT NEWS "Stand" by R.E.M. still fucking slaps.
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Rem Stand: In The Place Where You Live
Alt: Rem Stand: In The Place Where You Live
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YOU GUYS I have GREAT NEWS "Stand" by R.E.M. still fucking slaps.
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Rem Stand: In The Place Where You Live
Alt: Rem Stand: In The Place Where You Live
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"For this reason, I a pleased today to announce that, like the Popes of old, I've hired a guy to paint a room in my house."
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You think the classrooms are bad, wait till you try the glue and rocks pizza in the lunchroom.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But can we weigh them? Will they turn out to be, like Earth rainbows, pretty light?
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel bad for Phillies fans and also I feel like America has endured enough over the last few years and doesn't deserve to be subjected to another round of Atlanta in the playoffs.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"AI music is now very, very good" Maybe it is (probably not), but I'll never know because I'll listen to Kind of Blue for the 7,000th time instead. Because it was made by people.
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What the fuck are we even doing as a society
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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What We Do In The Shadows Wwdits
Alt: Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows saying "I'm an acquired taste."
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BASKETBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine being this guy
Still from the first minute or two of the original Star Wars with C3P0 and R2 but also another protocol droid we literally never see again
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Newsom coming down on the side of rape and abuse is the least surprising development in the history of developments.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, they do, do they?
Screenshot of Bluesky "Trending" box with the first item on the list highlighted: "Fans react to baseball game"
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(REED tosses the wig into the water in disgust. DOOM, still driving the boat, considers for a moment.) DOOM Nobody's perfect.
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Dik Liquor @chaensaw.com · 30/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car
Leonard Nimoy in ST:TOS costume standing in front of his own 1964 Buick Riviera with an electrical substation in the background
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car
B&W photo of Steve McQueen and the 1968 Ford Mustang from the movie Bullitt.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😲😲😲😲😲
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like...the literal actual fun and enjoyable part of collecting records is flipping thru bins and finding things and putting time and effort into it. Just like the fun part of making art is actually making the art; just like the fun part of writing is actually choosing words and turns of phrase.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There was a while when he was little where F was really into the DC Super Hero Girls videos on YouTube and I gotta say, it was so nice to have an age appropriate superhero thing to show him that wasn't all boys and a token girl and wasn't just Superman rescuing Lois over and over again.
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Shea Fontana looks back at 10 years of DC Super Hero Girls
Writer Shea Fontana looks at how the landscape for middle grade graphic novels has changed since the first DC Super Hero Girls book in 2016
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕ ☕ You guys coffee is so good ☕ ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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LOTR: Second Breakfast
Alt: GIF of Billy Boyd as Pippin saying "We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?"
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt: And you, Mr. Hendrix, are yourself a homosexual? Jimi: Well… I’m sorry, what? Schmitt: Because we have the song here. The lyrics are on the card here. You excuse yourself, TO KISS A GUY.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The way Schmitt was clearly absolutely 100% convinced that he had a perfect airtight BOOM, GOT 'IM moment when, in fact, he had literally and genuinely *nothing* is utterly hilarious. These people would be so much more terrifying if they weren't also absolute blithering dipshits.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#SuperDuperSoupScoops
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello, me from February of 2025. You. Have. NO IDEA.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing is, you will not only not be rewarded, you will also still be generally lumped in with "all men" and you will only ever have your own personal satisfaction that you are not the type of man they're talking about when they say "men" and you just have to accept that. Still worth it.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And start early! I've been talking to my son about how every person owns their own body and gets to decide what happens to it since he was a toddler. The conversation will grow more direct as he ages out of the "covers his face in horror when two characters in a movie kiss" age.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The entire nation has been champing at the bit for the opportunity to do literally anything else than go see Digger, a movie featuring Tom Cruise in "desperate for critical respect and awards" mode, made by Alejandro González Iñárritu crawling up his own ass while muttering "satire" over and over.
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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To be fair, everything he does for the rest of his life Kash Patel should do in disgrace.
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