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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Genuinely falling in love with my favorite games again 010
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Got called an off-brand carebear, I think I’m just gonna have to end it 000
Reposted by EternalEden1The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026“Though this series has been a huge part of My eternal life, I can no longer participate in good faith.” — the Lord God theonion.comGod Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’THE HEAVENS—Asserting that He’d had “enough of the drama,” the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, shocked fans Tuesday by announcing His abrupt departure from The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives. “Th... 1275955
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'd let Zorhan Mamdani absolutely wreck me but he wouldn't even do that cause he's a gentle lover 000
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Silly how the New Friday the 13th game is gonna be competing with the new Halloween game and neither are actually going to be going against dead by daylight 000
EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think it’s important for games to separate the casuals from the filthy 000
EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My man looks at me like this when I’m not looking 001
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Reposted by EternalEden1The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026“Humanity has never faced a more deadly carrier of disease and bacteria than children, and their total removal is a massive medical breakthrough and a milestone in the management of illness in this country,” — Jane Christiansen, CDC spokesperson theonion.comCDC Successfully Eradicates ChildrenATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday that it had successfully eradicated ch... 301570273
EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My recommendation, do not have 5 energy drinks for lunch 000
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Do yourself a favor and do not drink 5 energy drinks for lunch. Not having a fun time :( 010