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EternalEden1

@eternaleden1.bsky.social
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When you move your foot in the tub and the water does that swirly thing 🥵🥵 Pronouns: Master/Tax/Evader (He/They) Energy Drink Hobbyist - 🇸🇱

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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
High fantasy Italian elves, no notes
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i want this and the winston one to outlive me
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Trans Rights are Human Rights @transgender-rights.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Comment with your gender, I'm E minor #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbt_memes #transmemes #trans #transgender
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Artist Profile: Madonna theonion.com/artist-profile-madonna
Philanthropic Cause: Tiny leather corsets for dogs
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Sparky! @sparkyferrum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
look at my leader… we’re getting lost on 2F #pokemon #pikachu #art #pmd
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEO
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Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i...
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Genuinely falling in love with my favorite games again
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Donkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I be like "I know a place" and it's the Chao Garden
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 25/09/2026
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Magical Bear @bearification.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scrongly Idiot and smol #art #stream www.twitch.tv/wizardly_bear
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[18+] [art] Hnnrgh Soup x19 | I'd let Ulalek fuse my... atrocity...? | | Streaming art.
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got called an off-brand carebear, I think I’m just gonna have to end it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
“Though this series has been a huge part of My eternal life, I can no longer participate in good faith.” — the Lord God
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God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’
THE HEAVENS—Asserting that He’d had “enough of the drama,” the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, shocked fans Tuesday by announcing His abrupt departure from The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives. “Th...
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boo! @renzarathustra.bbhood.ca · 23/09/2026
this tweet changed everything tbh
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'd let Zorhan Mamdani absolutely wreck me but he wouldn't even do that cause he's a gentle lover
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Medication so strong I talk myself out of getting a little treat
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going to psychiatry yall want anything?
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Turning my crack den into a crack home :3
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 19/09/2026
Support coming soon to @buttplug.io
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jon Bellion - “Woke the fuck up” buts it’s me singing my rendition “oke up”
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Dean Baker @deanbaker13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I thought we were only supposed to get shortages with socialism
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is probably my coming out post
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MLM Gay Men Pride Phrog Animation
ALT: MLM Gay Men Pride Phrog Animation
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Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hadn't considered this evidence
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*takes away your solstice*
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SSRI: Serotonin System Reboot Initiated
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All this caffeine and I still want to sleep….AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Silly how the New Friday the 13th game is gonna be competing with the new Halloween game and neither are actually going to be going against dead by daylight
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think it’s important for games to separate the casuals from the filthy
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My man looks at me like this when I’m not looking
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jorkin my peanits and by peanits I mean peanits
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They’re recalling the dogs?? What does that even mean?!
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
courage the cowardly dog
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NOS-4-A2, Gay Envy, Gay Marriage Arc @obsidian23000.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Where's the Lynchian porn where they suddenly start moaning backwards
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
“Humanity has never faced a more deadly carrier of disease and bacteria than children, and their total removal is a massive medical breakthrough and a milestone in the management of illness in this country,” — Jane Christiansen, CDC spokesperson
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CDC Successfully Eradicates Children
ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday that it had successfully eradicated ch...
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My recommendation, do not have 5 energy drinks for lunch
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s right I am
Deluxe milk house heaters
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Perfect description of what's going on.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Americans Take Day Off From Looking For Work theonion.com/americans-take-day-off…
Americans Take Day Off From Looking For Work
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death theonion.com/ant-farm-teaches-child…
Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yep. Monday.
Cartoon by IrregularGalaxyDoods:

Picture: a small yellow mouse.

Caption: Not to be a downer, but the collapse of civilised society is kinda bumming me out.
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do yourself a favor and do not drink 5 energy drinks for lunch. Not having a fun time :(
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes rainbow hyena, as you wish rainbow hyena.
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