Reposted by EternalEden1HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Hey interesting! Anyway, check out this fun satirical parody design based on a classic tarot card! Of course, this is for entertainment purposes only!! 8692179
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Got called an off-brand carebear, I think I’m just gonna have to end it 000
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'd let Zorhan Mamdani absolutely wreck me but he wouldn't even do that cause he's a gentle lover 000
EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Medication so strong I talk myself out of getting a little treat 010
EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s gonna be real to size like a screenshot and I’m sticking it in Bermuda to see what comes of it 021
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Jon Bellion - “Woke the fuck up” buts it’s me singing my rendition “oke up” 000
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026@chaxinitus.bsky.social apparently litten is biteable confirmed by doggo 131