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EternalEden1

@eternaleden1.bsky.social
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When you move your foot in the tub and the water does that swirly thing 🥵🥵 Pronouns: Master/Tax/Evader (He/They) Energy Drink Hobbyist - 🇸🇱

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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey interesting! Anyway, check out this fun satirical parody design based on a classic tarot card! Of course, this is for entertainment purposes only!!
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 11h
But.. I’m already half way done 😭
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 23h
DNI if you support the reckless cyan*bacteria perpetuating the Great Oxygen Crisis
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Hey you
A white stoat wearing an elegant tweed suit with a red vest. He holds a lantern out, autumn leaves swirling at his ankles, while an banner flutters over his head that reads "Unclench your jaw."
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 11h
I wish you the best in your endeavors
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 11h
Lucky~ but now I’m curing you with a -15% brain usage work week. Nothing is getting done
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 11h
So you’re just trying to get pregnant yeah?
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
High fantasy Italian elves, no notes
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i want this and the winston one to outlive me
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good Boy.
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Trans Rights are Human Rights @transgender-rights.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Comment with your gender, I'm E minor #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbt_memes #transmemes #trans #transgender
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lara Croft Tomb Raider
ALT: Lara Croft Tomb Raider
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn didn’t know they were polyamorous like that
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Statistically the least liked
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Statistically the most sexy fox
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s a lesbian (respectfully)
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This y’all rn?
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Stuffed Fox in a Straitjacket
ALT: Stuffed Fox in a Straitjacket
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Artist Profile: Madonna theonion.com/artist-profile-madonna
Philanthropic Cause: Tiny leather corsets for dogs
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Sparky! @sparkyferrum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
look at my leader… we’re getting lost on 2F #pokemon #pikachu #art #pmd
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEO
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Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i...
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lock*
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Genuinely falling in love with my favorite games again
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Donkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I be like "I know a place" and it's the Chao Garden
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And maybe fried chicken or am I being too modest?
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Like home wrecker? Like, I can’t afford the bitch anyway
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looney toons ass game
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 25/09/2026
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Magical Bear @bearification.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scrongly Idiot and smol #art #stream www.twitch.tv/wizardly_bear
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[18+] [art] Hnnrgh Soup x19 | I'd let Ulalek fuse my... atrocity...? | | Streaming art.
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Short that just says fish really fits his personality
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got called an off-brand carebear, I think I’m just gonna have to end it
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In that case
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Snail Snails
ALT: Snail Snails
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
“Though this series has been a huge part of My eternal life, I can no longer participate in good faith.” — the Lord God
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God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’
THE HEAVENS—Asserting that He’d had “enough of the drama,” the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, shocked fans Tuesday by announcing His abrupt departure from The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives. “Th...
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty!
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Depends, how much is rent?
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verityfucker3000 @renzarathustra.bbhood.ca · 23/09/2026
this tweet changed everything tbh
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'd let Zorhan Mamdani absolutely wreck me but he wouldn't even do that cause he's a gentle lover
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Medication so strong I talk myself out of getting a little treat
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going to psychiatry yall want anything?
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Turning my crack den into a crack home :3
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s gonna be real to size like a screenshot and I’m sticking it in Bermuda to see what comes of it
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 19/09/2026
Support coming soon to @buttplug.io
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m 3D printing as we speak.
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jon Bellion - “Woke the fuck up” buts it’s me singing my rendition “oke up”
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Cute Cat Gently Bites Arm
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Dean Baker @deanbaker13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I thought we were only supposed to get shortages with socialism
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EternalEden1 @eternaleden1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@chaxinitus.bsky.social apparently litten is biteable confirmed by doggo
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