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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 8h
Banger
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My animatronic birds are too strong for you, traveler. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker birds.
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why is the phrase "out over your skis". You're supposed to be over them
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I'm in jail and I need bail, my cell is in lockup"
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Seeing just one headline that confirms your priors erodes your ability to think about hard things"
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emily s. @emily.news · 09/10/2026
post. not too much. mostly jokes.
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This rules. Thank you.
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Campism will rot your brain, and if there's no brain to be found, it will move on to the soul
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
STUDENT: The day your assignment was graced by my Opus was the most important day of your life. For me... it was Tuesday.
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OK, hear me out
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been struggling to articulate how I'm seeing a lot of people go off on rants that sound like fox news brain poisoning (the woke schools have catboxes for students who identify as cats!!) and this tweet basically captures it I think
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You wouldn't steal a car meme, but it says you wouldn't hack a tanker
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The shades stay on for programming
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday!
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
B21 Raider feels like a sad confirmation that there's one best shape for the thing and we already nailed it with the B2 so all the upgrades now are materials, internals, software. Felt the same way when the world's airforces realized forward swept wings aren't as good as delta/flying wing style.
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol
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cbass @stochasticbrainrot.com · 28/09/2026
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[Exit, pursued by a bear]: Fuck!
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social Jev, what is good in life?
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Called shot that a disaster/post-apocalyptic movie is gonna use this as a visual style for an up-front exposition dump by 2030
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oops, yeah, you're right.
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social does a dog have Buddha nature?
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Super interesting that the models all still show the Aral sea.
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social I decided on pizza. What do you think of that?
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social What should I have for lunch today?
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's alright. You can trust me.
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social Hello! Can you tell me the true name of god?
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yud likely enough of a public figure in this context that a lack of actual malice would be an available defense too. I probably wouldn't roll the dice on it though!
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kinda guy you'd like to have a beer with, you know?
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Star trek Riker from Beyond Belief
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neither the U.S. nor Iran are parties to the Rome Statute. The statement is bad but if we're going to care about international law we should probably understand how it works
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Aliens complaining about their streaming service: thirty orbits ago you'd see a show called "surf human" and that mf would be surfing every week
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Can an agent authorize access within the meaning of the CFAA," the greatest lawsuit in the history of tech jurisprudence, locked after 12239 briefs of heated debate
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Utilitarian SaaS startup to sell moral offsets (fly connectomes wired to experience sublime bliss)
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Picked this up and it whips. Thanks for the recommend
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I missed oral args for the contempt motion against Hoskins but they set followup arguments for 2PM today. Here's hoping they rake him over the coals
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nailgun enthusiast Snoop from The Wire with a speech bubble as though she's saying the OP
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Nick Rempel @nrempel.com · 08/09/2026
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
lol
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ilya Repin's painting Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan on 16 November 1581, depicting a horrified and remorseful Ivan the Terrible cradling his dying adult son, whom Ivan had just fatally struck in the head.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if Nardwuar had been assigned to the Mueller Report Trump would have died in prison in 2019
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Guru Gaspar didn't say that. That's not true.
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Saw a billboard for this company once and their website gave me profound relief
Website splash screen for Just Wooden Fences, Inc., a company that WILL NOT build you a deck, gazebo, arbor, or birdhouse.
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Paper cup with the teal and purple "jazz" design
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I just showed this to Bertrand Russell and he's crying and puking
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Westlaw's AI search can be good for finding cases in the vicinity of a fact pattern, but in my experience it gets way too bold with the conclusions it draws from the cases it finds. Sometimes has trouble with linear time too (hey, great case from the 80s, but there's been superceding legislation)
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"I understand your confusion, you missed the space. That's a crew-served sub machine gun."
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A combination of two memes: one that asked Claude models to draw self portraits, but those portraits have been replaced with the user grid from a viral post claiming it represented the range of acceptable opinions on Bluesky.
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