Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 10/03/2026Hello and welcome on the Terry Sanford Federal Building in beautiful downtown Raleigh, NC where I will be live-posting a show cause hearing starting at 4:00 ET 661121223
The Metaphysicalist @metaphysicalist.bsky.social · 10/03/2026How do you get paid to be this incompetent? I don't even use AI to write sentences on BlueSky. 010
Blue Kentucky Gal @bluekentuckygal.bsky.social · 11/03/2026This was incredible. The first documented case of AI ate my homework, my legal brief, and my entire legal career. 020
a-dash.bsky.social @a-dash.bsky.social · 11/03/2026How do you expect a fair trial in a city where more than 70% of the downtown commercial real-estate is russian owned? 000
Lisa ⚖️🌎 @lhalljd.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Thank you! Appreciate the highlights. Absolute bonkers excuses. 000
retepsenhol.bsky.social @retepsenhol.bsky.social · 10/03/2026And the DOJ is trying to prevent state bar associations from investigating or sanctioning DOJ attorneys. Comment on that absurdity here: www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...federalregister.govReview of State Bar Complaints and Allegations Against Department of Justice AttorneysThe Department of Justice ("Department") proposes to establish a process for reviewing bar complaints and allegations against its attorneys. Under the proposed rule, before a current or former Departm... 1264
Newsjunkeee @newsjunkeee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026You are doing a great public service, too bad the govt attorneys weren’t 😂 000
Michelle Tupper Butler @mtupperbutler.bsky.social · 11/03/2026And it looks like he quit news.bloomberglaw.com/ip-law/doj-l...news.bloomberglaw.comDOJ Lawyer Quits Before Judicial Scolding for AI Brief Error (1)An assistant US attorney in North Carolina said he’s resigning over AI-created fabricated quotes and erroneous citations in an AI-produced court brief. 060
Haunted Hausman @thisoldhaus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Damn good job live posting. I used to do a lot of this when I covered courts for a newspaper, and you've got the knack. 000
fdrp84.bsky.social @fdrp84.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Thanks for this Randy! I know it’s a lot of work! 000
Shining in the Darkness @dark-shining-ness.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Wooo... Yikes. Tomorrow I walk into an interview for an ai job. It's an industry that needs receipts as the llms like to say ... And I may use this as a case for what not to do with AI lol... Basically talking myself out of a job... Sigh. 000
victorytwin.bsky.social @victorytwin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026@joycewhitevance.bsky.social @barbmcquade.bsky.social @profmmurray.bsky.social Interesting case on the use of AI unfortunately…. Great thread Mr. Randy !⚖️ 000
teiresias.bsky.social @teiresias.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I read through this whole thing and I truly appreciate the coverage. Sounds Renfer gonna get sanctioned! 030
Jon from Rhode Island ⚓️ @jonfromrhodeisland.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Thanks for doing this. I don’t have any lost love for people who still represent this government. But I think judges have made their point on this stuff and the appropriate sanction for a first time offender should be striking the filing, perhaps with prejudice. 000
realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Classic Brutalist-era government building 030
Ande @andekar.bsky.social · 10/03/2026media.tenor.coma man says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the buildingALT: a man says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the building 000
EuphoricFuzion🕯️ @euphoricfuzion.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Looks like "show cause" is going around 😏 bsky.app/profile/marc... Unlike 70s architecture. Which never went anywhere. (I know, I know, it was built in 1969, but c'mon) 010
katefromnyc.bsky.social @katefromnyc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026As a total aside, wow, I miss the days when people like Terry Sanford weren’t so unusual in public service. 000
katefromnyc.bsky.social @katefromnyc.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Everything Trump touches dies. This guy had a thirty year law career. And he’s standing in court today, trying to explain how he fabricated quotes in a filing, and the best he can come up with is that he put them in a draft. 0201
katefromnyc.bsky.social @katefromnyc.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I‘ve noticed on social media people using quote marks around what are really paraphrases, or taking out words and phrases without using ellipses. Just increasingly sloppy. But doing that in court order? Next level. And he didn’t misquote, he fabricated quotes. Almost certainly intentionally. 021
TekNeex @tekneex.social · 10/03/2026You did a great job your first time out! This was very informative, thank you so much for your efforts. I’m very much looking forward to the next one 👍 000
Melia's Mouth @meliasmouth.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Thank you for your service. As a fellow attorney, I appreciate the flogging of a DOJ flunky who couldn’t be arsed. 000
Lynn_RN @rnwarrior.bsky.social · 11/03/2026You did an amazing job. Ive seen more fractured narratives from seasoned pros. Well done and great to read. 000
Stable Glennius @thatmanglenn.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Raleigh is a lot of things. Beautiful? No it isn’t. 110
Teresa R. @teresarobinson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026You did a wonderful job and thank you. In my district, Judge Wang sanctioned defense counsel for using ChatGPT and now, every attorney has to sign a “memo of understanding” that ChatGPT is not to be used and that she will personally hand someone who does their ass in a bucket. 070
dinerlee.bsky.social @dinerlee.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Awesome job! And Renfer’s conduct and his testimony about it are both appalling. He should be disbarred. Period. 000
Catnmus @catnmus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I will use this quote forever: “I understand the meaning of the words you are saying but it doesn't make any sense.” 140
Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 10/03/2026Background information here:Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman@randyhermanlaw.comToday at 4:00 I will go over to Raleigh and sit in on a show-cause hearing. This will be my first time attempting to live-post a hearing in person. The case is Fivehouse v. DOD and the question is whether the DOJ attorney fabricated quotes in a brief.news.bloomberglaw.comDOJ Attorney Used Fabricated Quotes in Court Filing (3)An assistant US attorney in North Carolina filed a response with the court that included “fabricated quotations and misstatements of case holdings” and then made “false or misleading statements” of ho... 10715138
Gregg Meyers @attygm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026AI hasn’t gone to law school, and is trained omnivorously, so doesn’t know the difference the F.3d from Sports Illustrated. So of course it will invent things. Stay away! 110
Eric FJ @ericfj.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Thank you for this write up. Very entertaining and informative. 000
WriteMinded @writeminded.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Great work on this! My fave line from the judge "I understand the meaning of the words you are saying but it doesn't make any sense". Can apply this to all Republicans these days from Trump down... 031
Elisende @elisende.bsky.social · 10/03/2026This was fabulous and I'm not even a lawyer. Thank you! 020
Trish Garcia Mulligan (she/her) @homebaseseattle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026That was fun! Seriously. I’ve never read a live post like this and I was riveted. Well done! 000
Ollie @ollie209.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Thanks I read your whole thread You did a great job I remember Scott McFarlane laye of CBS getting his start attending J6 trials & live-tweeting them Followed you. Thanks Randy 020
Kevin Sweeney aka audiomagnate @audiomagnate.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Even before lawyers started using AI, DOJ filings were loaded with typos and other errors. I believe they're intentional, with the intent being to show contempt for the current legal system. 000
Eli Edwards @misseli.bsky.social · 10/03/2026You did the Lord's work here. Thank you ever so ...media.tenor.coma woman is crying while holding a trophy and a man is kissing her on the cheek ..Alt: Adele, crying while holding an award, as two men hug behind her, and saying, 'I'd like to express my gratitude" 020
faithfarm.bsky.social @faithfarm.bsky.social · 10/03/2026So embarrassing for the eastern district but a well deserved roast. Great posting. Thank you. And, Raleigh has a number of good beer joints even if it doesn't have enough trees so hold your fire folks. 100
socombrae.bsky.social @socombrae.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Randy that was awesome! Thank you for doing the work. Very entertaining read. 010
Abby HALLOWWWEEEEEEN @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 10/03/2026@badlawyerpod.bsky.social @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social ai batsignal 200
Sharty Mcscrote (Sandy D AU) 🍉🍉 @shartymcscrote.bsky.social · 10/03/2026You sir, (from Australia here)are a breath of fresh air and for me at least a glimmer of hope that sensible,intelligent,sentient beings actually exist in the USA.Well done.Brilliant !! 000
