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One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. I exhibit experience by crushing turts all day (he/him)

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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 13h
#ows965 🔎 5/5 (01:00) 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🏆 performance: top 25% 🔥 streak: 1 puzzlist.com/onewordsearch Fuck yes
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One Word Search
The simple but challenging, daily, zen wordsearch.
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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart @mcpoopoof.art · 11/10/2026
The Seahawks would win every game by 40+ if they simply didn't slam their dicks in the car door 4 times a game
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What would you not take a knee. What the fuck
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lol ok, no more NFC East football, please
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I really wish that Jameis Winston was a better person because he is so damn fun to watch
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is pretty fun The Course of Treatment — Quietly excellent, 75/100, $142M tentpolegame.com/m/I0fde2Y1NTVK
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The Course of Treatment — Tentpole
“Desire is the symptom. The treatment is the disease.” — Ensemble erotic thriller, rated R, dir. David Fincher. $142M domestic · 75/100 · Quietly excellent. A picture made at Tentpole.
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My peanus horts. Ow. Cowabunga.
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol chargers
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God damnit, Eagles
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We've read 246 books this year with Z. This is revolutionary!
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/W03pN...
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dude i got some fucking banana bread at work today dude? #dance #performance #bananabread
YouTube video by Dana margalit
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Both of those "hit to the head" penalties in the Washington-Seattle game are bad calls, actually
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 36/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did someone replace Greg Olsen with a bizzaro Greg Olsen who won't stop glossing the Seahawks? It's unsettling
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HARBAUGH: Jameis we’re going to need you to start the last 15 games of the season. you spent the offseason preparing for this right JAMEIS: of course coach JAMEIS THIS OFFSEASON:
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fucking finally #numble196 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net/numberwaffle
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Waffle
The waffle-shaped daily word game.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tyler Owens with all time teach tape for Special Teams players at every level of football.
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh fuck this is a really good national anthem arrangement by the FDNY quartet
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ah don't want to see that for Kyler Murray
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man, we get this nuts Bills-Texans game in the early window of week 1? We are spoiled as shit
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jags 50 burger incoming?
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want to live in a pirate cove 🦜
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"See ball, get ball. Ball! Ball! Ball!" #GoHawks
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lol most Seahawks way to open the season
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Silver surfin' 🌊🌊🌊🌊
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How is this going to fly in two-party consent states?
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Shenanigans
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh one second back? That's some bullshit
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Peanut punch!
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Seattle Sports @seattlesports710.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Better than my dream." 🥹 #Mariners OF Lázaro Montes discussed his MLB debut what he remembers from hitting his first home run in the big leagues. 🔱 FULL 📺: youtu.be/lF98Vz1WSc8
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lol
Simpsons monkey paw meme with angels fans wishing that Arte moreno would sell the team. The monkeys paw curls and the text says that Stan Kroenke moves the team to Inglewood
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I revere Dolly Parton much as I do Fred Rogers. They’re people who made it their life goal just to be gentle and kind to everyone that they met. They are prime examples of how we all should behave and live our lives.
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Snart helg already, jesus
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jet Pilot time
An array of booze, juice, and syrup that will be used to make a Jet Pilot cocktail. A medical instruction skull is holding the smuggler's cove book open to page 61
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Supersonic Trebuchet! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co57...
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Supersonic Trebuchet
YouTube video by Tom Stanton
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
fucking EXCUSE ME? Look at this gorgeous thing
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is so #Inspirational #RobotDeath
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hahaha....what the fuck?
The Mariners are beating the brewers 22-0 and it's the 8th inning.
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy Brody Stevens day. Check on your people and don't be afraid to ask for help! #818
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think we're vastly underestimating our power here. We have three options: 1.) turn it off = doesn't hurt Twitch 2.) stop using Twitch = hurts Twitch a little 3.) keep it on and aggressively feed it bad data that's hard to cleanse from the model = hurts Twitch a LOT *Opt me in at your own peril*
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
weird AI music -- not good

Weird Al music and kombucha girl dressed as Weird Al is good
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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ECP @ecppdx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
omg I found the picture ❤️
An image of The Villeneuve Scale of Air Pollution (aka the Milleneuve)

Arrival
< 100 milleneuves
(normal particulate levels)

Prisoners
200 milleneuves
(chimney smoke and rage)

Sicario
300 milleneuves
(gunsmoke and drugs maybe?)

Enemy
600 milleneuves
(C'mon, Toronto, you used to be cool)

Dune
750 milleneuves
(stillsuits are a must!)

Blade Runner 2049
900 milleneuves
(omg why are you even outside, Ryan Gosling??)

[each entry has a still from the film showing the sky color, from clear to deep orange]
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rebecca 🔱⛴️ @ridethekick.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
of course he is
tweet from Shannon Drayer:

Julio is handing out Jimothy t-shirts in the clubhouse. 🦝
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Always err on the side of "fuck it. We ball"
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Michael Ramstead @michaelramstead.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Night Never Looked So Bright
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