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@esquilax.bsky.social
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One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. I exhibit experience by crushing turts all day (he/him)

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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 1h
My go to is always notepad++. There's a whole (free!) ecosystem of text analysis tools to add-on if you don't get what you need with vanilla
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Guys, we can have COLORFUL sports games. It's great!
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Absolutely GLORIOUS uniform matchup tonight. #GoHawks
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Funland (VHS) : 4143s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 4143 seconds.
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
a simpsons shitpost based on the Lionel Hutz business card meme. It says "third panel" and then "no implied punchline" and the third panel is missing. That's the joke
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#ows965 🔎 5/5 (01:00) 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🏆 performance: top 25% 🔥 streak: 1 puzzlist.com/onewordsearch Fuck yes
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One Word Search
The simple but challenging, daily, zen wordsearch.
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"tall receiver" seems to be our achillies heel
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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart @mcpoopoof.art · 11/10/2026
The Seahawks would win every game by 40+ if they simply didn't slam their dicks in the car door 4 times a game
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Terrible attempt at a peanut punch?
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What would you not take a knee. What the fuck
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lol ok, no more NFC East football, please
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I really wish that Jameis Winston was a better person because he is so damn fun to watch
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At first the data center had a power shortage problem. Then all of a sudden, they had a different problem
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Molotov Molotovcocktail
Alt: Molotov Molotovcocktail
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is pretty fun The Course of Treatment — Quietly excellent, 75/100, $142M tentpolegame.com/m/I0fde2Y1NTVK
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The Course of Treatment — Tentpole
“Desire is the symptom. The treatment is the disease.” — Ensemble erotic thriller, rated R, dir. David Fincher. $142M domestic · 75/100 · Quietly excellent. A picture made at Tentpole.
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No. Better than what it was, but not good
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My peanus horts. Ow. Cowabunga.
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Between him and Denny Hastert, I am gonna need to HYDRATE
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol Seahawks. God damnit
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol chargers
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God damnit, Eagles
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We've read 246 books this year with Z. This is revolutionary!
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
💯
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did he sell beans?
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My brain went right to alums, too
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am legit going to try to solve this culinary puzzle and get you a banger lentil recipe
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok hear me out: make an herb tea out of like Italian seasoning or herbes de provence and then use that liquid to soak and cook your lentils. It will probably infuse a fair bit of flavor (and hell yeah, salt and pepper)
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you allowed to season them?
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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/W03pN...
youtube.com
dude i got some fucking banana bread at work today dude? #dance #performance #bananabread
YouTube video by Dana margalit
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Both of those "hit to the head" penalties in the Washington-Seattle game are bad calls, actually
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You couldn't waterboard this outta me
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 40/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did someone replace Greg Olsen with a bizzaro Greg Olsen who won't stop glossing the Seahawks? It's unsettling
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Keon Coleman
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's a rating used to determine if people would recommend "thing" (product or service). It goes from -100 (avoid at all costs) to 100 (won't shut up about how great it is). 0 is "meh" and 50 is probably where I would want to be if I were a sports team
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are Smurfs mammals? youtu.be/CNm9M7JDlq4?...
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A Species that Lays Eggs | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you ain't wrong, but also:
Game logs for Drew Lock in 2026. The lack of fumbles and interceptions are highlighted
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are we all just so sold on Drew Lock as a decent, if not amazing QB that we're not including him in these conversations?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HARBAUGH: Jameis we’re going to need you to start the last 15 games of the season. you spent the offseason preparing for this right JAMEIS: of course coach JAMEIS THIS OFFSEASON:
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Giving a pet an overly formal, normie name is also hilarious. My buddy had an overweight orange cat named Stephen. We would always shout "Steeeeeeeeve" whenever he waddled into the room and would be aggressively corrected that "it's 'Stephen', guys". Bit never got old.
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fucking finally #numble196 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net/numberwaffle
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Waffle
The waffle-shaped daily word game.
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I get that this is a joke, but did you check out Echoes of Wisdom? It was really fun (barring one very annoying UI choice)
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Aaron Rodgers on the Football Field
Alt: Aaron Rodgers on the Football Field, looking concussed
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not sure how Rodgers is still upright and ambulatory after that hit
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it the whole bottle of lizano sauce?
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am interested in a recipe. It is just "finely chop veggies seen here. Add them and contents of the can and bottle to slow cooker. Add pork"?
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tyler Owens with all time teach tape for Special Teams players at every level of football.
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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Esquilax @esquilax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh fuck this is a really good national anthem arrangement by the FDNY quartet
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