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esh ✨ stuff ‘sploder ✨ different is good ✨ i review movies with big words that are also dumb but at the same time good letterboxd.com/eshmovieworld

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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 2h
which is a revelation i’ve gone through like two times before now lmao it’s just easy to forget after i crack a monsty a year later and think “oh this isn’t bad haha what could go wrong, again,” and then it goes wrong again
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 2h
actually ridiculous realizing how hard i messed myself up with all the caffeine i was cramming into my face lmao like i don’t think i’ve gone so many days without any sleep at all since i was a teen and going cold turkey off that sucked but now im just like “oh none of that was normal huh”
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 2h
computah end it all. shut it all down
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 7h
the four genders are machine, device, apparatus, and instrument
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 6h
I didn’t know how much I needed to watch Robert Deniro call Trump “that fucking piece of shit” until right now.
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 3h
fully leveled up every adversary secondary weapon and every melee except one in warframe (i still have to do eleven primaries two of which i don't even have yet)
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Anime Silly
ALT: Anime Silly
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 6h
lanterns the show otherwise known as surf dracula 2026
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 9h
constructicon work polycule
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 10h
alt text time since bsky didnt want me to put it on the individual panels
panel 1: scrapper looking through the communal decepticon fridge saying "where the FREAK is my MOUNTAIN DEW"
panel 2: thundercracker behind him holding his dew "Heh... I didnt see YOUR name on it..."
panel 3: tc chugs the dew as scrapper texts his work chat (Constructicon Work Polycule)
panel 4: cut to devastator ripping tc apart as he screams in agony
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what do you MEAN the developers of Cookie's Bustle contacted every person who registered their copy by mail 25 years ago and invited them to a secret Cookie's Bustle party with live music and merch???
A Cookie's Bustle "25th secret event" Cookie Blair bearA Cookie's Bustle t-shirt, featuring Cookie Blair flying in the airMusicians playing instruments alongside a mascot of Cookie Blair, a teddy bear girl
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 23h
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 22h
yet another fine day of doing absolutely nothing at all and therefore living my best life
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 22h
the van to van with a wizard painted on it pipeline
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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Start by offering little miniature vans to warhammer enthusiasts and then slowly give them bigger ones over time
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Sarah D @pikapies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why Age of Sigmar is better than 40k.
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 22h
'double dare contestant' as a pejorative term
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 22h
never in my life have I ever been more thankful for an emergency alert system interruption than just now when we were watching this episode of family double dare
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dune herfrank's bert
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
also learned that nova only says "piss up a rope, numbnuts" when you do a mercy kill so i just spam those as much as possible which is also generally why i use her the most these days both bc she's SSS-tier as a frame and her voice acting lowkey ultra mogs all the other protoframes
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nine rounds of perfectly efficient defense with a god squad squad of randos in warframe the video game..... beautiful
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
requisite celebratory gif for hitting MR27
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Yagi Toshinori: All Might's Iconic Smile
ALT: Yagi Toshinori: All Might's Iconic Smile
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
alan sleep from game
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remi @haremusicgirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
im posting this classic
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nomnom
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
curly fries go in mouf
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nona @shadowswithal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
enamored with the lowpoly katamari cat
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evil cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
baby car never honked
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the circus is in town and its main attraction is grifters losing their collective shit over the new gears of war having pride flag icons and characters with feelings and im in the front row munchin on peanuts
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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We had a good thing, you son of a bitch! We had an emulator. We had ISOs. We had PSSPP on PC + Phone and it all ran like clockwork. You could’ve shut your mouth, and gotten as much social clout as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You and your Claude and your Slop!
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i've really come around to rogue core's gameplay loop and it's fun but im also salty as shit bc i just lost an hour long run with a rando to some stupid enemies in the final area and i want to destroy everything that moves and lives
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh did you put a lot of work into your vibecoded slopburger, did baby swipe their wittle credit card enough times to have daddy data center shit out their creative vision till its surface level aesthetics resembled something human but one inch beneath that it’s a spaghettified hellscape
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adam sandler gaiden
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sawazaki.DNK @sawazaki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just remembered this image
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/10/2026
I know most of you guys don't go on the other app but the pope posted an anti AI/ pro artists statement yesterday, and the ensuing cope and memes is really funny
Pope Leo XIV
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.2016: I will never fight a holy war

2019: Pope Leo I am ready launch me towards the nearest data centersome AI guy saying he makes christian children's books with AI asking the pope if that is ok then and someone posting a meme react with the pope holding a baseball bat saying 'did I stutter'
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what i love most abt not being at work is instead sitting on my ass all day and night doing fuck-all as i see fit, and it’s good
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
extra-extra day offy acquired
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
whale bud
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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izzy curse-trel @iznaut.com · 06/05/2025
pokémon npcs before they challenge you to a fight:
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Tumblr post by divorced-slenderman: "She took the pages."
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黒井ススム @kuroisusumu.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
オニちゃん👹🔥 #OC
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“There aren't any words to describe how horrific and terrifying this game is, and I don't want to spoil the surprises for you. Just go ahead and try it for yourself. Google the word Pac-Man and you'll find it on the first search.”
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Dani Yuan 🔜 LBX @dagger6.art · 03/10/2026
FurAffinity (a furry focused online art gallery) is looking for funding after refusing to comply with advertiser demands. And oh boy are some of those advertiser demands are pretty ridiculous.
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
five nights at fredlock the game
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cortiballs
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kai daiju 👹 @kaidaiju.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
obsessed with the way the rats help rat king reload his gun. they finally added a better reload animation than billy literally eating the empty magazine
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
anime boob
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Qewie🥝 @qqqewie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scanty
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