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horse c. @horseonvhs.com · 29/09/2026
ending things with my on-again-off-again lover bugs bunny (as portrayed in the classic looney tunes and merrie melodies series of animated shorts) to settle into a comfortable, secure life with my partner bugs bunny (as portrayed in early 2010s animated sitcom “the looney tunes show”)
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pain @paintomphan.bsky.social · 8h
Me: "Piloting a spider tank probably feels good as fuck" Ghost in the Shell PS1:
Ghost in the Shell PS1 controller configuration screen, showing a standard PS1 controller with no joysticks.  Strafing is mapped to the shoulder buttons.
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Deadlock major patch tomorrow…
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Overly Sarcastic Productions @overlysarcastic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For those you don't know how this works, when a video gets copyright claimed, 100% of its revenue starts going to the claimant. The only way for a claim to be automatically removed is to trim out the claimed clip, obviously bad if the clip has original narration over it. Songs have to be muted. -R
Yeah, fraudulent copyright claims are such second nature to us Youtubers that it's easy to forget that the average viewer only knows that UMG is a blight upon the universe. And quartz, of course
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pain @paintomphan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone ever read The Feeling of Power by Isaac Asimov
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Dana Lexa, 2x Award-Winning Podcaster @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[ssb] my retro yuri
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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know what they say
Jack Thundervolt, a buff, teal, toy-dragon guy in a leather jacket and sick, slicked-back black mullet of plastic toy-hair, drives a car. He smirks, eyes narrowed and focused on the road.
"You know,
"Heh.
"They say,
"'When Life gives ya Lemons, make Lemonade.'"

Vance, a scruffy twink toy-dog guy in a white, pointed beanie, stares back at Jack with concern from the passenger's seat.

"--
"
"yeah ?" Vance asks, warily.

Jack is silent, staring majestically at the road with his flowing mane and chiseled jaw. A handsome dragon indeed.

He looks over in Vance's direction, smiling with a grimace,
"but when Life
gives ya
"Meatballs....."
"Heheh.

"Hahahah."

Jack laughs off-screen, while Vance can only stare back, failing to reply as his speech bubble simply reads,

",,,--"

Jack begins to laugh hysterically and boobily, his open-chested jacket showing off his pecs and cleavage like he's some kind of man-freak. He stares wildly, beyond the road, beyond his destination, and laughs maniacally, showing off the sharp teeth bared from his mechanical jaws.
"haHehehHEHAHAHAHAHAHA" he cackles, speech bubble getting cut-off the side of the screen. Vance is staring back at him in the corner of the panel, scared for his life.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
coyote vs acme movie poster with labeled segments, showing two saying: "haha silly coyote," and "holy shit john cena." a big section says: "conglomerate corporations will do anything and put anyone at risk to boost their own sales and even though it may be intimidating to stand up to them, perseverance and solidarity with the working class is important." a little section then says: "holy shit toxic yaoi"
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twist @twist.dog · 12/09/2026
i'm not like my friends
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
koizumi was questioned after the direct about ravenous and why the team is pushing this new ability for samus and he just earnestly chuckled and went "Girls will do this." and never elaborated further
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Micro💫 // Read INVariance! // #ARTSHARE @antisocialmicro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"... And She Was Ravenous" (1/3) A short comic I doodled up for the day😎 #metroid #halo #art
The first page. Cortana speaks the entire comic with Chief as stoic as usual.

"Chief. For lack of a better term, these Flood were... eaten."

Chief and Cortana stand in front of a motionless Flood spawn. On its right shoulder is a strange energy leaking from an imprint. It looks like it was chewed off (or at least it's supposed to lol).

And yes the "... And She Was Ravenous" is meant to show up exactly like how the titles of missions show up in Halo games so just imagine that.
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
next metroid game should be Samus getting to relax in her apartment with the animals she rescued, nintendogs-style. give this woman a fucking break
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Susan Taxpayer demo TOMORROW
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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horse c. @horseonvhs.com · 09/09/2026
everybody is out here like ohh samus is eating people that’s soo hot eat me samus blablabla. so crass. were i to meet samus i would teach her about the humble apple
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 08/09/2026
game changing equippable hot buttons? ugh. boring. 🙄 quick select radial wheel thats generations old? barf. 🤮 i hope ur ready for the new hotness pioneered in botw: spending 10 minutes scrolling through a single horizontal bar filled with all the bullshit u picked up ↔️🤩↔️
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dawnfire 🔜 Ponyville Ciderfest @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is very rude to cosplayers. I ask you to think of their suffering when you make designs like this
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am not joking when I say this is one of the few movies in recent memory that addresses exploitation of the working class in an immediate and visceral way. This is the problem of our times. OpenAcme. Acmethropic. Making their living off the pain of 'the resilient.'
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 08/09/2026
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adam @kumerish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
you get used to people assuming your work is autobiographical, but i find it strange that it is a lot of readers default assumption as opposed to, say, imagining i am not only a pervert, but a pervert with an imagination*. *a writer
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I like looking at TV tropes after a movie for fun trivia and my gf was like "haha my TV tropes girlfriend" and I turned to her was like "you have a tv tropes tab open right fucking now" and she looked horrified and turned her laptop to me. And it was the TV tropes page for the movie we just watched
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
MULDER WHAT THE FUCK MAN
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Reed and The Thing from Fant4stic but MCU thing's face is photoshopped onto Fant4stic's thing and Fant4stic's reed has MCU reed's suit superimposed on and also badly mspainted facial hair and white streak in his hair

The Thing: It feels weird, travelling to an alternate universe. But i guess it's just our first steps.

Reed slowly turns to him as if to say... (it's not in the picture but the implied punchline is "Say that again")
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You know how this is gonna end #Jawlene
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/08/2026
in memory of peter cullen let's remember one of his best line reads
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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SimplyAJ @simplyaj.com · 23/08/2026
Friendly Reminder: 3DS, Vita and Switch all use a type of flash memory that needs an electrical charge every decade or so to keep the game data from corrupting. TLDR: Boot up all your games and make a save on them to help preserve them into the future!
A 3DS sitting in front of a pile of 3DS Games
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Kill Six Billion Demons » BREAKER OF INFINITIES [Unofficial] @killsixbilliondemons.com.web.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
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WHEEL SMASHING LORD 6-197
“When it comes to the most fierce of my kin, in their direst of moments they are capable of donning an aspect both beautiful and terrible. Take comfort in this: as much as this is the pinnacle of manmade martial[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 20/08/2026
Jacob animorph-ing into a fighter jet. Animorphs font text says "Ace Combat"
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 19/08/2026
The fantasy of Ace Combat is becoming something greater than human — faster, stronger, more beautiful and terrible. This journey has consumed me. Have you ever known that you are a triumph? youtu.be/5Cr0p0SmDxU
thumbnail: Jacob lifting a VR headset and holding a joystick, while fighter jets fly in the background
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An army unit is offering some soldiers a 4-day pass to play Grand Theft Auto VI as an incentive to reenlist for a minimum of two years. Twenty soldiers at Fort Stewart in Georgia in the Army's 9th Brigade Engineering Battalion have already chosen this incentive. www.cbsnews.com/news/grand-t...
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Army unit offers 4-day pass to play Grand Theft Auto VI as reenlistment incentive
Eligible soldiers must reenlist for a minimum of two years and up to six years.
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Kae Kolormore @kaekolormore.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is a little different from the usual but it's really bad and it made me laugh so
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
it's just the way it is. I'm not-- i'm just the messenger
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Calpain @calpain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Don't you just hate misunderstandings? Artwork is by honeybbearx! x.com/honeybbearx/st... #mlp #mlpfim #art
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twist @twist.dog · 13/08/2026
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 12/08/2026
Gonna be thinking about this clip for the rest of my life
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 08/08/2026
I've referenced this video too many times over the years but I still think about this line every time I play a fighting game youtu.be/lHOIQ6By8Xg?...
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
dr doom in marvel tokon and reed richards in marvel rivals not being playable in the others game
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 10/08/2026
I love how 1960s Star Trek is. Spock warns Kirk that they've only got 20 minutes before the Enterprise crashes, and he's holding a E6B Circular Slide Rule. He just did the math on his slide rule (surely a method of calculation that will remain unchanged into the 24th century)
Spock on Star Trek, using a circular slide rule. A Student E6B Flight Computer, a circular slide rule
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
People across the country, including multiple Senators, are urging the CFTC to crack down on Kalshi and Polymarket wildfire betting, saying that having markets gambling on wildfires could incentivize arson.
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