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Travis Helwig

@travishelwig.bsky.social
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young dumb and full of plums

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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Karen Bass called for this exact Paramount-WB merger settlement weeks ago. We can't get rid of Bonta or other pro-merger Democrats this cycle. But in just a few weeks, we CAN get rid of Karen. Nithya understands how existential media consolidation is for the city of LA.
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The premiere for Season 1 of #Hacks was a car mandatory screening in the Rose Bowl parking lot during covid. People were encouraged to honk their horns at the moments they were laughing. Five seasons later, it's ending with Variety calling it "one of TV's best comedies ever."
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Curious how Bluesky feels about this Graham Platner guy!
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
In 77 years of #Emmys, only male writers have ever been to win more than twice? That seems… bad?? But Jen Statsky and Lucia Aniello could be the first this year. @goldderby.com www.goldderby.com/tv/2025/luci...
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
what british people call cocaine
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
“Did you know the Super Bowl halftime show ACTUALLY contained secret metaphors about the state of our country?” It literally opened with Uncle Sam and an American flag dance, so… yes?
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I would sign up to work for this man Day 1. Our party is broken, we need our OWN tv psycho.
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
unhinged man who doesn't care about truth just cares about winning the tv moment? dems we found our trump lets gooooooo #DraftStephenA
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
If Nardwuar shows up at my show spilling secrets from my past, y'all never gonna see that lil gremlin again i can promise you that
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
is there a way to unregister to vote?
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
There is no greater joy in life than fast-forwarding past the challenges on The Traitors.
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
All the brands who say “the big game” are pussies.
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I read the book everyone loved last year and it’s bad.
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I finally know what I was put on this earth for. God created no one better than me for this solemn task... I will be the one to make Peter Hegseth relapse.
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The table next to me just yelled “we should all join Bluesky!” But they put the emphasis on the SKY instead of BLUE.
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Woke up to 400 text messages with just the words “he’s hot!!!!”
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Started dune but quickly stopped. Dune crystal meth will lift you up until you break
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
went to this diner and everyone was still masking and saying Drumpf
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
😉 = I hate your fucking guts ;) = I am trying to have sex with you
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Bluesky feels like Twitter with a condom
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Elon’s Twitter is wild bc you’ll just be scrolling and then suddenly you’ll see a video of someone getting hit by a car, and all the top replies are blue check mark bots saying like “very beautiful lovely.”
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I love this app cause everyone is annoying and it barely works. 🦋
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Everybody shut up.
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Last time I was on Bluesky, people were posting about Long Covid. Is this still a place where people post about Long Covid?
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Just had three martinis at Smokehouse and I’m ready to fucking blue sky
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Which kind of male podcaster?
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
what color is the dress
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Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
what color is the dress
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