Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Karen Bass called for this exact Paramount-WB merger settlement weeks ago. We can't get rid of Bonta or other pro-merger Democrats this cycle. But in just a few weeks, we CAN get rid of Karen. Nithya understands how existential media consolidation is for the city of LA. 0448
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 09/04/2026The premiere for Season 1 of #Hacks was a car mandatory screening in the Rose Bowl parking lot during covid. People were encouraged to honk their horns at the moments they were laughing. Five seasons later, it's ending with Variety calling it "one of TV's best comedies ever." 1212
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Curious how Bluesky feels about this Graham Platner guy! 470
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 02/08/2025In 77 years of #Emmys, only male writers have ever been to win more than twice? That seems… bad?? But Jen Statsky and Lucia Aniello could be the first this year. @goldderby.com www.goldderby.com/tv/2025/luci... 2140
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 11/02/2025“Did you know the Super Bowl halftime show ACTUALLY contained secret metaphors about the state of our country?” It literally opened with Uncle Sam and an American flag dance, so… yes? 3763
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I would sign up to work for this man Day 1. Our party is broken, we need our OWN tv psycho. 0163
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 06/02/2025unhinged man who doesn't care about truth just cares about winning the tv moment? dems we found our trump lets gooooooo #DraftStephenA 1240
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 04/02/2025If Nardwuar shows up at my show spilling secrets from my past, y'all never gonna see that lil gremlin again i can promise you that 180
Reposted by Travis HelwigTravis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it. 0482
Reposted by Travis HelwigTravis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead. 431251
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 31/01/2025There is no greater joy in life than fast-forwarding past the challenges on The Traitors. 2141
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead. 431251
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 30/01/2025All the brands who say “the big game” are pussies. 191
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I read the book everyone loved last year and it’s bad. 6150
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I finally know what I was put on this earth for. God created no one better than me for this solemn task... I will be the one to make Peter Hegseth relapse. 1421
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 25/01/2025The table next to me just yelled “we should all join Bluesky!” But they put the emphasis on the SKY instead of BLUE. 3250
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it. 0482
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Woke up to 400 text messages with just the words “he’s hot!!!!” 2201
Reposted by Travis Helwigeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Started dune but quickly stopped. Dune crystal meth will lift you up until you break 65205983
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 29/11/2024went to this diner and everyone was still masking and saying Drumpf 0390
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 16/11/2024😉 = I hate your fucking guts ;) = I am trying to have sex with you 1380
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Elon’s Twitter is wild bc you’ll just be scrolling and then suddenly you’ll see a video of someone getting hit by a car, and all the top replies are blue check mark bots saying like “very beautiful lovely.” 0460
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I love this app cause everyone is annoying and it barely works. 🦋 2474
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Last time I was on Bluesky, people were posting about Long Covid. Is this still a place where people post about Long Covid? 3211
Travis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Just had three martinis at Smokehouse and I’m ready to fucking blue sky 3420
Reposted by Travis HelwigTravis Helwig @travishelwig.bsky.social · 03/07/2023what color is the dress 4720545