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Saucy 📸

@esaucy.bsky.social
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HOUTX. 🤠 He/him. Obsessive hobby collector. The most amateur of amatuer photographers. 📷 Pfp is little me with a Miller Lite box as a hat.

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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fork found in fork making factory
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404 Media @404media.co · 22/05/2026
OK ya'll, we have it: Body cam footage of the Texas Cybertruck driver who intentionally drove the vehicle into a lake to test the Tesla's "wade mode" feature. It got stuck. He got arrested. “Obviously I wasn’t thinking at all." Read now: www.404media.co/heres-the-bo...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."
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404 Media @404media.co · 10/03/2026
A Cybertruck owner in Texas is suing Tesla for $1,000,000 in damages for “ grossly negligent conduct” following an accident on a Houston highway that involved the vehicle’s self-driving feature. Here's the dashcam video. @mjgault.bsky.social has the story: www.404media.co/cybertruck-t...
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Redd_ 🐦‍🔥🏍️ @reddline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I was inspired
Mock-up Youtube thumbnail as if it were created by a baby. A picture of a baby looking pensive occupies the right side of the frame, and a diagram of children's teeth development is on the left. A red arrow and circle highlight the teeth on the diagram and text says "THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE EATING FOREVER". Several pictures of pureed baby food occupy the center of the image with red X's over them.
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GachapanTV @gachapantv.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
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Sawyer Friend @sawyer.gem-games.net · 27/01/2026
Baby Thumbnail Meme where the thumbnail shows a baby and a mother playing peekaboo. Text reads "WHERE DID SHE GO?!?!"

The video title is "She Was Always There - PEEKABOO Analysis and Theory" by the Critical Suckler.
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M. Kirin 📶⚡ @mkirin.itch.io · 28/01/2026
A thumbnail in the style of card pack opening videos. It features a baby, the opener of this video, delighted that they got a so-called "God Pull". The pull in question is three cat-shaped Animal Crackers from an Animal Crackers bag. There are sparkles and a rainbow-like effect, implying that these are rare. They are not. Also I, the voice you've been hearing in your head this whole time, would do a disservice if they didn't tell you that toddlers can in fact have animal crackers. Some parents recommend softening them, though this varies. The key with snacks for toddlers is to make sure they are not too soft or sticky such as gummy candy, as this is a choking hazard. The person who made this thumbnail went through the trouble to research this and they told me to tell you.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 24/01/2026
It's time to abolish Trump’s ICE.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
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Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns.

These people won't stop until they ruin everything.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
That is what was relayed
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
virgin walkvirgin walk
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 18/12/2025
The creation of a penis costs $150,000 each. It costs $400,000 if you want to add testicles
heavy weapons guy from meet the heavy
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SarahLynne @sarahlynne.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
As promised, the demo for Dizzy Sheep Disaster: Ex for the Nintendo E-Reader is now available to play online! Give it a try: dizzy-sheep.nes.science #gamedev #homebrew #retro #gba
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Dizzy Sheep Disaster: EX
Dizzy Sheep Disaster is a new, one-button dexterity puzzler for your Nintendo e-Reader and the web! Demo available now!
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WIRED @wired.com · 16/10/2025
"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle," says Roger Davis, a Cybertruck owner. Davis also uses the Grok feature in the car: "Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist." www.wired.com/story/owning...
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 18/04/2025
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
houston city hall on film 📸 Portra 400
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Seven years today since we first introduced you to this absolute unit.
A very large Exmoor Horn sheep.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
NITW has had a larger impact on random walls than most games
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Holly Northrop Photography @hnorthrop.com · 27/02/2025
Dior, 2022 E. 57th Street New York, NY Camera: Holga 120N #hollynorthrop #holga #hollynorthropphotography #photographersofblusky #photography #filmphotography #filmisnotdead #analog #streetphotography #photographersunited #newyorkcity #dior #midtown
The side door to the Dior store in Manhattan is closed. A poster of a wedding dress features handles that resemble legs. The image is framed by several vertical lines.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Waiting for the rail. 🚋 🗺: Downtown Houston [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon EOS Kiss @ Canon EF 50mm F1.8 🎞: Fujifilm 400
A photograph of a crowd of people awaiting at a rail station in downtown Houston.   The rails go off into the perspective on the right and skyscrapers serve as the backdrop.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
RIP Wild Oats... 😔 🗺: Houston Farmer's Market [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon AE-1 @ Super Takumar 50mm f1.4 🎞: Fujifilm 400
Photo of a logo depicting a cowgirl riding a stalk of wheat shot through a canopy.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
founders memorial cemetery, the oldest cemetery in Houston and the resting place of the Allen Brothers, founders of Houston - 35mm on Fujifilm 200 #filmsky
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
SHINY AND CHROME 🙏 🗺: Downtown Houston [Houston, TX] 📷: Canon AE-1 @ Asahi Super Takumar 35mm f2.0 🎞: Fujifilm 200
Photograph of a Houston underpass.  A heavily modified car with a chrome statue of the Virgin Mary is parked as passersby walk around.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
On the ledge. 🗺: River Oaks [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 35mm f2.0 IS USM 🎞: Candido 200
Street-level photograph of two individuals lounging against a glass fence atop a building.  In the background is a large condo sky-scraper with repeating rows of glass windows.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
RETURN TO SENDER 📨📭 🗺: POST Market [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 35mm f2.0 IS USM 🎞: Cinestill 800T
Overhead photo of a busy food hall with booth named "Return to Sender" displayed prominently on the right half of the frame. Various people can be seen in various forms of hanging out.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
So do I 😋🍊 🗺: The Orange Show [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon AE-1 @ Pentax Super Takumar 35mm f2 🎞: Kodak Portra 400
Film photograph of a lion statue juxtaposed in front of a mosaic that states "I LOVE ORANGES".
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Over >< Under 🗺: POST Market [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 35mm f2.0 IS USM 🎞: Cinestill 800T
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Andrew Keedle @apkeedle.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Lunch (for two) Pentax K1000 :: 50mm f/2 Ilford HP5 :: EuroHC #believeinfilm #filmphotography
Square monochrome photograph of two gentlemen taking lunch on the Mariners floating restaurant at Ipswich Waterfront.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Cottagecore (I know, not a cottage) 🗺: Old Town Spring [Spring, Tx] 📷: Canon AE-1 @ Canon nFD 50mm f1.4 🎞: Kodak Ultramax 400
Film photograph of a gazebo in the middle of a shopping area.  The rendering of the light and the film have yielded pastel-like coloring throughout.
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Seth Miller @wandrme.paxex.aero · 29/09/2024
OK...the NWS Bot collection is now fully populated and ready to go. I'm sure bugs will come up along the way, but I think it is 95%+ stable. There's an index page at nws-bot.us including a map (borrowed from NWS) to find the right bot for the area you want to follow.
Map of the USA carved out for National Weather Service offices
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Decending 💡👩‍👧💡 🗺: POST Market [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 35mm f2.0 IS USM 🎞: Cinestill 800T
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Please take a number. 🗺: Mi Tierra Cafe y Panaderia [San Antonio, Tx] 📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 50mm f1.8 STM 🎞: Ilford HP5 400
Black and white photo of a busy Mexican bakery with a neon sign stating "Register Here".  A pensive man is coincidentally in front of it.  A line of women can be seen wrapping around him.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Artists Alley 🎨 🗺: Sawyer Yards [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon AE-1 @ Asahi Super Takumar 35mm f2.0 🎞: Fuji 400
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
JAWS pinball 🦈🎰 🗺: Cidercade [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 50mm f1.8 STM 🎞: Ilford HP5 400
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
Look out! 🦈 🗺: Houston Museum of Natural Science [Houston, TX] 📷: Canon EOS Kiss Panorama @ Canon EF 50mm f1.8 STM 🎞: Fuji 400
Vertical panorama picture of a large shark model positioned such that a man in the background is in its open mouth.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Skylight. 🌞 🗺: The Crockett Hotel [San Antonio, Tx] 📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 50mm f1.8 STM 🎞: Ilford HP5 400
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Hello, my name is Sam Altman and I have a business idea. But the *only* way it can work is if I'm allowed to rob a bank.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Heart-to-heart ❤️❤️. Head-to-head 🤜🤛 🗺: Cidercade [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 50mm f1.8 STM 🎞: Ilford HP5 400
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Late night tacos just hit different. 🙂‍↕️ 🗺: Sawyer Yards [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon EOS Kiss @ Canon EF 50mm f1.8 STM 🎞: Cinestill 800T
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
god damn i miss roger ebert
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
How it feels like when you realize you have to #2 in a public restroom. 😰💩 🗺: The Orange Show [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon AE-1 @ Pentax Super Takumar 35mm f2 🎞: Kodak Portra 400
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Pic from a recent trip at a Texas State park where we'd gone to see the eclipse from atop a cliff. 🌳 Resolution and aperture aren't the greatest om this lens, but when you get the right flares? 🥲 🗺: Lost Maples State Park [Vanderpool, Tx] 📷: Canon AE-1 @ Industar 50-2 50mm f3.5 🎞: Kodak Portra 400
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Ehehehhehehehehehe. Hehehehehehehehehehehe. Heh. 🗺: L O C A T I O N 🍆 I N 💦 P H O T O [London, United Kingdom] 📷: Olympus Stylus Epic Zoom 🎞: Kodak Ultramax 400
A London bar with a very rude name. Synonyms: Rooster Bar. Richard Cantina.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
*Finally* got a proper film scanning set up. 😤 Here's some buildings. 🗺: Downtown Houston [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon AE-1 @ Pentax Super Takumar 35mm f2 🎞: Kodak Vision3 250D
Some buildings.
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 24/12/2023
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Nighttime crowd at the entrance of the temple. (Those are all real flowers. 😊💐) 🗺: Templo de San Diego de Alcalá [Quiroga, Michoacán, MX] 📸: Sony A7ii @ Canon FD 50mm f1.4
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