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Saucy 📸

@esaucy.bsky.social
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HOUTX. 🤠 He/him. Obsessive hobby collector. The most amateur of amatuer photographers. 📷 Pfp is little me with a Miller Lite box as a hat.

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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fork found in fork making factory
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It hurts every time I think about these.
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404 Media @404media.co · 22/05/2026
OK ya'll, we have it: Body cam footage of the Texas Cybertruck driver who intentionally drove the vehicle into a lake to test the Tesla's "wade mode" feature. It got stuck. He got arrested. “Obviously I wasn’t thinking at all." Read now: www.404media.co/heres-the-bo...
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Absolute Yuka Morii energy. I love it!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
hmm
The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I'll support this only if they get rid of the DMS logo and slap the Rockstar logo on the re-release.
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404 Media @404media.co · 10/03/2026
A Cybertruck owner in Texas is suing Tesla for $1,000,000 in damages for “ grossly negligent conduct” following an accident on a Houston highway that involved the vehicle’s self-driving feature. Here's the dashcam video. @mjgault.bsky.social has the story: www.404media.co/cybertruck-t...
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Screenshot of the sitcom "30 Rock".  The character Toofer is spraypainting the word "GRAFFITO" (the singular form of graffiti) in an act of rebellion.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Crossing my fingers that this also becomes a desk mat 🤞
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Screenshot of an episode of The Simpsons.  Homer and a museum curator stand in front of a miniature gummy replica of the Venus De Milo.
A caption at the bottom says "The gummy Venus De Milo".
The original poster's malformed gummy has a resemblance to the fictional candy.
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Redd_ 🐦‍🔥🏍️ @reddline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I was inspired
Mock-up Youtube thumbnail as if it were created by a baby. A picture of a baby looking pensive occupies the right side of the frame, and a diagram of children's teeth development is on the left. A red arrow and circle highlight the teeth on the diagram and text says "THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE EATING FOREVER". Several pictures of pureed baby food occupy the center of the image with red X's over them.
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GachapanTV @gachapantv.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
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Sawyer Friend @sawyer.gem-games.net · 27/01/2026
Baby Thumbnail Meme where the thumbnail shows a baby and a mother playing peekaboo. Text reads "WHERE DID SHE GO?!?!"

The video title is "She Was Always There - PEEKABOO Analysis and Theory" by the Critical Suckler.
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M. Kirin 📶⚡ @mkirin.itch.io · 28/01/2026
A thumbnail in the style of card pack opening videos. It features a baby, the opener of this video, delighted that they got a so-called "God Pull". The pull in question is three cat-shaped Animal Crackers from an Animal Crackers bag. There are sparkles and a rainbow-like effect, implying that these are rare. They are not. Also I, the voice you've been hearing in your head this whole time, would do a disservice if they didn't tell you that toddlers can in fact have animal crackers. Some parents recommend softening them, though this varies. The key with snacks for toddlers is to make sure they are not too soft or sticky such as gummy candy, as this is a choking hazard. The person who made this thumbnail went through the trouble to research this and they told me to tell you.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 24/01/2026
It's time to abolish Trump’s ICE.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
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Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns.

These people won't stop until they ruin everything.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
That is what was relayed
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Obligatory watch whenever Olivia Reingold is mentioned: www.youtube.com/shorts/1zJhi...
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Defender of starvation of children tries to do "comedy"
YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
virgin walkvirgin walk
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 18/12/2025
The creation of a penis costs $150,000 each. It costs $400,000 if you want to add testicles
heavy weapons guy from meet the heavy
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SarahLynne @sarahlynne.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
As promised, the demo for Dizzy Sheep Disaster: Ex for the Nintendo E-Reader is now available to play online! Give it a try: dizzy-sheep.nes.science #gamedev #homebrew #retro #gba
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Dizzy Sheep Disaster: EX
Dizzy Sheep Disaster is a new, one-button dexterity puzzler for your Nintendo e-Reader and the web! Demo available now!
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Aww. I was looking forward to this. :(
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I exclusively buy Ubisoft games on day one. My investment is going to pay off one day, as I'm CERTAIN they have retained their value.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
B-but [insert female character]'s jaw is too square! And I'll give up every freedom I have to reduce that poly-count by a few triangles. I'm very smart.
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WIRED @wired.com · 16/10/2025
"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle," says Roger Davis, a Cybertruck owner. Davis also uses the Grok feature in the car: "Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist." www.wired.com/story/owning...
canyon cybertruckcanyon cybertruck
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Screencap of Mrs. Fowl from Jimmy Neutron saying "Sheen... this is the 7th week in a row you've shown a licensed retro-style pixel beat-em-up in class."
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Cousins! It's such a beautiful building. Getting uniform exposure is a hassle, though.
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 18/04/2025
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
houston city hall on film 📸 Portra 400
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Seven years today since we first introduced you to this absolute unit.
A very large Exmoor Horn sheep.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
NITW has had a larger impact on random walls than most games
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Holly Northrop Photography @hnorthrop.com · 27/02/2025
Dior, 2022 E. 57th Street New York, NY Camera: Holga 120N #hollynorthrop #holga #hollynorthropphotography #photographersofblusky #photography #filmphotography #filmisnotdead #analog #streetphotography #photographersunited #newyorkcity #dior #midtown
The side door to the Dior store in Manhattan is closed. A poster of a wedding dress features handles that resemble legs. The image is framed by several vertical lines.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
❗️This reminds me of a puzzle.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Screencap of The Eric Andre Show with the subtitles "Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave."
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Waiting for the rail. 🚋 🗺: Downtown Houston [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon EOS Kiss @ Canon EF 50mm F1.8 🎞: Fujifilm 400
A photograph of a crowd of people awaiting at a rail station in downtown Houston.   The rails go off into the perspective on the right and skyscrapers serve as the backdrop.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Noooo! GET OUT! IT'S A TRAP!
Weedle, Squirtle, and Charizard in a bus being driven by a sweaty bus driver in a screencap of the 1998 commercial for Pokemon.  For context: in the commercial, the bus is driven into a compactor that compresses the bus (with all the Pokemon inside) into a GameBoy form factor.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
RIP Wild Oats... 😔 🗺: Houston Farmer's Market [Houston, Tx] 📷: Canon AE-1 @ Super Takumar 50mm f1.4 🎞: Fujifilm 400
Photo of a logo depicting a cowgirl riding a stalk of wheat shot through a canopy.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Love the highlights on the first two photos. Very impressed how you kept it in control and didn't let it rob the contrast from the rest of the frame.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
founders memorial cemetery, the oldest cemetery in Houston and the resting place of the Allen Brothers, founders of Houston - 35mm on Fujifilm 200 #filmsky
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I voted for meritocracy for our airplanes. This is simple Darwinian survival of the fittest, just as God always intended.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Oh no.... We've lost Jamelle. Balatro's productivity-sucker has claimed yet another victim. 🫠🃏🍌
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Unfortunately, they were just talking about the sports bar...... 😔
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
SHINY AND CHROME 🙏 🗺: Downtown Houston [Houston, TX] 📷: Canon AE-1 @ Asahi Super Takumar 35mm f2.0 🎞: Fujifilm 200
Photograph of a Houston underpass.  A heavily modified car with a chrome statue of the Virgin Mary is parked as passersby walk around.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
He really willed it into existance, huh?
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Just talk exclusively about your love of Captain Marvel and both sides can just interpret as desired.
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Saucy 📸 @esaucy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Screenshot of Family Guy episode "Life of Brian" wherein Brian dies. The TikTok logo is edited over Brian's face.
For additional context: Brian came back only a few episodes later and Brian's death is widely criticized by the public as a blatant ratings ploy.
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